The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 6hI think you mean she can have a gander... #TheAntiquesRoadshow #AntiquesRoadshow 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 7hThat's quite the hat on #TheAntiquesRoadshow #AntiquesRoadshow 010
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 11hSo that's my Mother, and my Father-in-Law, both admitted to hospitals today. Wonder why I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed? 430
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 18hMy central heating system decided summer was finally over at 4am this morning, and switched itself on. Ah well. 020
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My wife is enjoying #MarbleHallMurders as it was shot in the Danilia Village and Park tourist attraction that she used to work in when she spent a summer on Corfu some 40 years ago. 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026When Anton started talking about something an old friend said I thought he was going to say "Didn't they do well?" #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancingstatic.klipy.comBruce Forsyth's Iconic 'Didn't He Do Well?'ALT: Bruce Forsyth's Iconic 'Didn't He Do Well?' 050
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Chooon! #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing 010
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026When is Foxy Cleopatra dancing? #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A roomba is a robot vacuum cleaner #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing 030
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Well, I'm not going to try to fix you. 0110
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026LOL at Craig nearly saying "resting bitch face" #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing 050
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Alijaz looks like the Welsh composer Karl Jenkins #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Told some tales here recently about an eastern European colleague not quite grasping English. This week she told us how she bought her morning coffee; she could remember the words for 'small' & 'large' but not for the middle size, & so asked a bemused barista for "an average cappuccino". 120
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"he grew a couple more inches", blimey, where were you holding him? #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026His trousers are way too long #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026No doubt hoping for number 2 in the all-bum charts. No, you shut up. 0280
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Let's get ready to rhumbaaaaaa! #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing 010
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So that's where all those pic-a-nic baskets went..... 010
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm at the theatre. Someone has just complimented me on my "sterling creation" whilst pointing to their top lip. Wonder what they mean...? #Moustache 120
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026To quote Disraeli: "There are lies, damned lies, and statistics". 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hmm, I appear to have been unfollowed (autocorrect just tried to change that to "unpolluted"). 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nothing blunt about James in the shower #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 110
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ah sorry, I thought you were using analogue film cameras. 110
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm out tomorrow evening so will miss the reveal, so I'd best mute the hashtags after this! #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 010
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026After a battering ram, and a round table, Kemp will start believing he's King Arthur #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 020
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There's an awful lot of testosterone sloshing about in this task #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 010
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are you learning darkroom practice too? I actually have a CSE in photography, did it in my lunchtimes at school. We used to do black and white - so you could have a red light on in the darkroom - and colour, where you had to work in pitch black! 110
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Was that Bella's 'Nessa Shennessa Jenkins' impression? #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUKstatic.klipy.comGavin And StaceyALT: Gavin And Stacey 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hannah Fry looked sooooooooooooooo guilty #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 030
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Acaster riffing on the Sugababes, Maya dressed as the Honey Monster #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 070
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Calm down Kemp #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 130
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Petition to replace 'hoist by his own petard' with 'done a Richard E Grant' #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 041
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026UNDER THE BUS! #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Here we go! #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK 020
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are you now Lord of the Rings...? 130
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026For reasons known only to God, the inside of this bus is being kept cooler than outside of the bus, and it's nippy enough outside! #BusCommute 000
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Dilly dallied"?static.klipy.comMary Poppins Disney Dance with Julie AndrewsALT: Mary Poppins Disney Dance with Julie Andrews 000
Reposted by The Right Runcible Howard BateyProf Janina Ramirez @drjaninaramirez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I can finally reveal what I’ve been working on for over a year and a half! It’s BIG……💥💥💥💥💥 1927035
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I thought they were Mr & Mrs Ofnazareth. 060
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Disappointing lack of tiaras on this afternoon's #BusCommute 010
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comBez Dancing EnergeticallyALT: Bez Dancing Energetically 010
The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don't you Adam and Even it.... 000