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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 12h

these pogos three were meant for meeeeee

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 12h

Those are my sausage fingers

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this

Spirit halloween “former gifted child”

Nothing included

When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”

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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this

a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 02/10/2026

well yes you ever eat a standing poutine not a good idea

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 02/10/2026

breaking news local subreddit not fond of local gay community downvotes at six

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 02/10/2026

I love it when first-time politicians who have no presence in the community and moved into it like six months ago somehow have the connections to run a $60K sign war and it doesn’t raise any eyebrows at all

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 02/10/2026

I can’t wait to Google the names on the donor list

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 02/10/2026

i said that too and now i have a crippling addiction that is threatening the structural integrity of my home i spent three weeks repainting the cabinet of one it’s killing me bryan I’m dying of pinball

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 01/10/2026

i’m begging you sir please don’t do pinball guys i don’t think i could take it

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 30/09/2026

I have not paid for credit monitoring for over a decade because apparently none of the government or banking entities that safeguard my information are capable of hiring an IT department competent enough to do so

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 30/09/2026

the plan: ban 1.5% of the children applying for lessons this is some serious monkeys-paw-curling stuff, mark

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 30/09/2026

which is the one you linked to. He’s been using it to get press credentials to events, and he’s been openly fighting with all sorts of folks on the right and left, trolling events, etc. The closest analogue I can think of is Caryma Sa’d, except I think that her media grift may be more successful

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 30/09/2026

I’m actually not certain that he’s totally well. He started in r/NDP as a really cringey Jagmeet meme troll, then after getting banned he came back as a (bad) podcaster, and he would report people for doxxing when they asked “hey, aren’t you u/…?” At some point he started his own media outlet,

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 29/09/2026

Anyone here with experience integrating ring flood sensors with a whole-home shutoff valve? We had an incident last night that I’d prefer not to repeat

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 29/09/2026

The fact that you found this without being tagged proves my point; this is not how normal or healthy people are

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 28/09/2026

I dislike both Jivani and Adams immensely; both of them are beyond high on their own supply

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 28/09/2026

what happened to lord haw haw?

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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

parents beware: geometry teachers are showing kids the new shape that turns you trans

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 27/09/2026

Tiki two days in a row may have been a mistake, @ehrenenglish.bsky.social

At false idol San Diego. Electroceratops is getting girl drink drunk in front of a wall of Polynesian totems

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ElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"OWL RLY" Acrylic and paint marker on birch panel. My piece for the Hoot art show, part of the Ottawa International Animation Festival this year. It's up right now for another 2 days at Beyond the Pale Brewing in the Byward Market. Painting is also for sale! #art #owl #retrogaming

An acrylic painting of a snowy owl character playing an original game boy. Bright retro colours and an abstract background. Perhaps a resemblance to an ancient meme.

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 23/09/2026

𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑒 𝑔𝑜 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026

Happy mushroom season!

A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 20/09/2026

in fairness, the union itself doesn’t really get it either, but they mostly leave canadians to do our own thing and that’s honestly for the best for all involved

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 20/09/2026

i am at a chris jansen concert i’ll get okay, no tears, just whiskey and truck cars

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 18/09/2026

and touchdown in sunny california, but i promise i won’t enjoy myself. it’s all business for the next few days and then hopefully they’ll let me back into canada

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 18/09/2026

Crazy story but I was just in Dulles and I’m headed to Whale’s Vagina

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 18/09/2026

precisely, it’s not a lake, and you can’t see it. it is nebulous, dark, and formless

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 18/09/2026

united airlines is not calling it lake america, which is nice

an inflight map tracking a flight from Ottawa Canada to Washington, DC, USA. We are now just over Lake Ontario, and the map is not calling it anything else

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 18/09/2026

i’m drinking a baileys coffee in an airport bar at five am and they’re playing whip it this is a whole ass mood

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 18/09/2026

the secret is actually seven digit roms and spending too much on someone’s second-hand gas displays one of my first major mods to a game and I’m never getting rid of it

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 16/09/2026

The Chief Coroner of Ontario has released a breathtaking review of construction deaths that occurred over the last decade, including memorial statements from the families of victims, and recommendations for change. This will be a long, difficult, sobering read: www.ihsa.ca/pdfs/news/co...

ihsa.ca

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 15/09/2026

Testing a new antenna in the back yard, before things got too cold to continue. My tiny ten watt signal was heard as far away as Australia.

A nighttime view of the backyard, overlooking a table filled with radio equipment. A transceiver is tuned to the 20 meter band, and a small laptop is displaying a list of stations being received. In the yard behind the table is a large set of rabbit ear antennae, extended about six metres on either side.

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 14/09/2026

I have been told that the motion of the ocean is more important than the size of the boat, but I lack empirical evidence to confirm

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 14/09/2026

I am teaching high schoolers right now and I am not enjoying it or finding it professionally fulfilling

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 13/09/2026

I don’t know what you’re talking about

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 13/09/2026

You have to connect this with consequences for it to have educational value. Voting for barfpoop tree gets one planted in your front yard, with a reminder sign on a lawn saying THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED

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hoverbeaver @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse · 13/09/2026

Barfpoop tree would win every time tho

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