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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq.

@houstonwhittier.bsky.social
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I used to yell at drunks. Mostly records and cats. Very mad. Dust my cheese. The Tigers make me cry. The strikeout king of Błůęśķÿ.

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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Bibberty Walks Among Us
The Gill Man with LIBERTY BIBBERTY EYES.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Biblical Bibberty.
That fucker Liberty Bibberty with his eyes on his crown, which is seeping garbage. He has three “regular eyes.” He has fangs and his mouth is covered in blood. He has a head set and he wants souls.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why can’t Dana White roll a Dodge Ram?
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#quiznos
That asshole Liberty Bibberty but he works for Quiznos now. He has Trivago guy teeth.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#libertybiberty
A ball of felt with a Liberty tiara is on fire with a syringe of heroin in his eye and a syringe of speed in his head. He is on fire with jaundice eyes. He is missing a tooth and is covered in shit and garbage.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#libertybibberty
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How can I kill Liberty Bibberty?
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I want to blow bubbles outside “The Robot Monster” cave.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just assume the neighbors love Killdozer too.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This light wants to stab me. #futurama
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trump sez to Nation: Drop Dead
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Turns out, I needed to send myself home.” -Joey Cora on his exit from the Tigers
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Kroger don’t care no more.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m huffing Skyrizi. I can taste skin.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Justice for Dirt Cam! #fucktheyankees
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
How is it going for the Tigers? They added the sleazy bartender from Roadhouse to the bullpen.
Some guy on the Tigers who looks like the bartender from Roadhouse. Some actor from Roadhouse who looks like a random dude out of the Detroit Tigers’ bullpen.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Scott Borchetta seems like a real piece of shit. Hope he slips on a turd in his fancy bathroom.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#nowspinning #sonicyouth
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#ithinkyoushouldleave
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What if all of this is just Big Tobacco trying to get us to start smoking again?
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
“The computer said it was a strike.” -Dan Dickerson, 2/21/26 Tigers at Yankees.
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
remember when the master of disguise dressed up as Riddick?
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
#nowspinning #easyaction
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
#nowspinning #evilcowards
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
#nowspinning #warrenzevon
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
#nowspinning #pinkfloyd
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#nowspinning #thebeatles
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#nowspinning #thereplacements
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Show the world that love is still alive you must be brave Or you children of today are children of the grave” #nowspinning #blacksabbath
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m mad as hell. #nowspinning #warrenzevon
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
#nowspinning #unsane
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
#nowspinning #mrbungle
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
#nowspinning #pinkfloyd
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
#nowspinning #pinkfloyd
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#nowspinning #talkingheads
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
#nowspinning #blacksabbath
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
#nowspinning #unsane
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
#nowspinning #pinkfloyd
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
#nowspinning #sleepband
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
#nowspinning #pinkfloyd
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
#nowspinning #pinkfloyd
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
#nowspinning #pinkfloyd
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
#nowspinning #zztop
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
#nowspinning #blacksabbath
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
#nowspinning #ween
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“I know you’d kill me if you could You hide your head beneath a hood I know that you’re a closet case Afraid to show your fuckin’ face” #nowspinning #dicksband #fuckice
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Houston “Stratman” Whittier, esq. @houstonwhittier.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
#nowspinning #pinkfloyd
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