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House Of Stoats

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House_of_stouts on Instagram. Runner, beer guy, Leeds scum. TSB member. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Arsenal should be required to play Meslier against us. Like the opposite of a loan. #LUFC
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No conflict of interest whatsoever then. Nice
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Slim pickings on tv for football today - I guess we’re watching Exeter city.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fantastic goal from Martinez. #LUFC #FULMUN
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did Aaronson do a single thing? #LUFC #LEECRY
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wharton dive. #LUFC #LEECRY
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I also love that they’ve got two CBs over 6’5 and they keep getting referred to as “the twin towers”. Truly NPower.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’d go as far as saying Millwall have been the better team #MILWHU
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How on Earth is the Dons’ derby not televised? Looking forward to an entire end of week string of derby matches and I’ve just been robbed of the one I was most looking forward to.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dropping 3 in an hour when you’re 2-0 up makes me just about forgive Karl Darlow. #LUFC
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another fantastic result for scum at Old Trafford. Well done Carrick’s boys giving up a 2 goal lead. #LUFC
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here to report that it took 20 matches but West Ham’s €25m January striker signing, Pablo, has scored his first goal.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not sure if it’s the company he keeps or the level of entitlement, but he’s gone down in my estimation massively after seeing this.
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Rob Conlon @robconlon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Loaded, ignore
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is it not on today? Page isn’t loading
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who put the ball in the Toon net? Half the fucking team did. #LUFC #LEENEW
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know what, we may just win this game. #LUFC #LEENEW
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Americans amaze me, man. Like one of the options available to me here is I can watch the #LUFC match *as well as* Judge Judy, General hospital, and NFL Live *at the same time*.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thought experiment - if Fernandes knifed someone, smashed a bottle over someone’s head, and threw a Molotov cocktail into the away supporters, would Michael Oliver send him off? #MUNMCI
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🎵 Who put the ball in the Wrexham net… 🎶
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Poor. Felt 2nd & 3rd in particular were close enough to him he could save, and didn’t even dive. 2nd one in particular, while a clever shot was too in the middle and too weak of a shot to not even dive. That said, was never getting many minutes. Might turn out to be better than Joel Robles.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is Zetterer Felix Weidwald in disguise? #LUFC #LEECHE
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well done Alonso. Fantastic half time subs. #LUFC #CHELEE #CarabaoCup
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Should be credited with an assist, frankly.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
THANK YOU FOR THE CORNER BARCO #LUFC #CHELEE #LeagueCup
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Awful news.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone know why match is delayed? #LUFC
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Any team news yet? I’m playing football tonight with my Chelsea-supporting friend, would love to hear Bohoya is running circles around ‘em.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Disasterclass from Raya inside 1min20s. #ARSCHE
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Insane moment - Bielik belongs in jail.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Come on, Pascal. Do us a favor, mate. #LUFC #BHALEE
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fully rattling these seagull nonces heads at the moment. Free kick and throw-in decisions going our way all over, DCL wrestling defenders off the ball. #LUFC #BHALEE
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Harry Maguire playing basketball and scoring.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Emi Martiniez enjoying life at his new club, shipping 3 goals at home.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dear God, no. Not Rodon. Not in a game like this. Not ever, preferably, but not in a game like this most of all. #LUFC #LEEBRE
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bad gut feeling about this. 2nd to every ball. #LUFC #LEEBRE
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Come home, Archie. #LUFC
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sorry for your loss, Mark.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can we play you every week? #LUFC #NFFC
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Scoring shit goals in a Championship stadium for fun. I’m so excited for this season. #LUFC
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Let the record show I always liked Hull actually.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Uhhhh, scum are losing to Hull?
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The good old days
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At first I thought they were gonna be zebra sausage rolls.
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Casper Slate
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Interesting that they’ve made the new kit in Weston McKennie’s size. #LUFC
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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Another great article @robconlon.bsky.social
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