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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Slim pickings on tv for football today - I guess we’re watching Exeter city.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’d go as far as saying Millwall have been the better team #MILWHU

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

How on Earth is the Dons’ derby not televised? Looking forward to an entire end of week string of derby matches and I’ve just been robbed of the one I was most looking forward to.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dropping 3 in an hour when you’re 2-0 up makes me just about forgive Karl Darlow. #LUFC

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Another fantastic result for scum at Old Trafford. Well done Carrick’s boys giving up a 2 goal lead. #LUFC

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Here to report that it took 20 matches but West Ham’s €25m January striker signing, Pablo, has scored his first goal.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Who put the ball in the Toon net? Half the fucking team did. #LUFC #LEENEW

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You know what, we may just win this game. #LUFC #LEENEW

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Americans amaze me, man. Like one of the options available to me here is I can watch the #LUFC match *as well as* Judge Judy, General hospital, and NFL Live *at the same time*.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thought experiment - if Fernandes knifed someone, smashed a bottle over someone’s head, and threw a Molotov cocktail into the away supporters, would Michael Oliver send him off? #MUNMCI

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

🎵 Who put the ball in the Wrexham net… 🎶

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Should be credited with an assist, frankly.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Any team news yet? I’m playing football tonight with my Chelsea-supporting friend, would love to hear Bohoya is running circles around ‘em.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Disasterclass from Raya inside 1min20s. #ARSCHE

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Insane moment - Bielik belongs in jail.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Fully rattling these seagull nonces heads at the moment. Free kick and throw-in decisions going our way all over, DCL wrestling defenders off the ball. #LUFC #BHALEE

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Harry Maguire playing basketball and scoring.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Emi Martiniez enjoying life at his new club, shipping 3 goals at home.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Dear God, no. Not Rodon. Not in a game like this. Not ever, preferably, but not in a game like this most of all. #LUFC #LEEBRE

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Bad gut feeling about this. 2nd to every ball. #LUFC #LEEBRE

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Scoring shit goals in a Championship stadium for fun. I’m so excited for this season. #LUFC

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Let the record show I always liked Hull actually.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Interesting that they’ve made the new kit in Weston McKennie’s size. #LUFC

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

“Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude in self-destruct.”

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

And just like that, Mussolini’s tournament, the Coppa Del Duce, is over. What a tedious and nauseating 6 weeks it was.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

ngland and France fully rigging this game to be 20-20 or something would be a beautiful cherry on top of the last 6 weeks. Take every ounce of credibility out of the sails, let it stink the place out.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

People with no common sense are paying upwards of $40k per ticket to watch a live reality tv show about football they call the #WorldCup final. Infantino, Trump, and their cronies must be absolutely rubbing their palms together, it’s like Donald Duck diving into a pool or cartoon currency. #FIFA

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Big Dario Del Fabro vibes from me. Fingers crossed I’m wrong.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

They could just ban ‘em. They banned Rodri and Morata for doing exactly this over Gibraltar. When the commercial interests outweigh the Corinthian spirit, football ceases to be a sport and becomes theatre. The World Cup is just an above average reality show.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

“I will have you know that I do not have just any hot take, but rather the Hottest Of All Takes.”

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Has @michaeltsb.bsky.social, @robconlon.bsky.social, or any of the @thesquareball.net lads done a deep dive on Andros’ obsession with boiled eggs? He’s like a Tom Numbers truther but with eggs. #LUFC

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Jules or Τζουλς 🕊️🍉 @katsikajules.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Alan Shearer: "When the referee goes back to VAR for Egypts goal & cancels it due to an interference at the start of play, but doesn't go back to VAR for Agentina's winning goal despite 2 interferences at the start of play... then we're watching a "theatre" not a football match.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Drinking game: watch the first half of Argentina vs Egypt and take a shot any time Messi is dispossessed, misplaces a pass, or misses a shot/penalty. Difficulty level - impossible.

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House Of Stoats @houseofstouts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Egypt just drew a match 3-3 but a FIFA referee has declared it a 3-2 loss because of “reasons”.

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