Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is it evil to contemplate buying a book on kindle that you already have, just because the physical copy is too big and heavy 130
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Only a boomer would pay for a $2.50 bagel with a $100 bill 0132
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 11/09/2026True Fox & the Hound moment watching Phoenix chase a red fox under his shed 🫣 110
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Is it odd to bring your favorite bartender a scrap of dough for sensory play during his shift 260
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“I don’t like the sound of that” “I knew you wouldn’t, that’s why I said it!” 060
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This will be the year I finally get a grommet tool 230
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Joshua should be The Portrait of Dorian Gray for Halloween 240
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Forever haunted by vocal stims of line cooks past 010
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Kristen’s was more noodling with a purpose. Lillie was noodling just to noodle” 051
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Realized this weekend that I’ve developed this exact hair pulling tick since having short hair 080
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being in the Land of Dolly, sitting on a white water rafting bus when the news hits 1110
Reposted by Ana Walliskails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Really didn’t think I’d be keeping my head on a swivel for a park ranger all summer 043
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Flag at half mast for the 10 foot sunflowers that were downed in the storm last night 😢 0110
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Imagine we’re putting on shoes to go to the coffee shop, and I say “wait let me dye my hair real quick to match my shirt!” 250
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Phoenix just farted while running up the stairs and it caused him to trip in surprise 1140
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Be Thou My Vision, gotta be in the top 50 songs of all time 161
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If I may take this moment to flaunt my baby photos 1120
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Wet & Wild is such an out of pocket name for a cosmetic company 150
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The Wallace family mogging the entire farmers market with their amazing hair and cheekbones 160
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I asked an Australian man if he was “doing an accent” 190
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Man catcalling Tyler “ohmygodlegolas…he got legs too” 050
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The tallest guys in the bar are doing jumping jacks 190
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 24/07/2026When the beat is so good you leave off the face gems, for they would only detract 170
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Just had a client cancel their appointment, I have a slot available at Heiress Tanning Parlor 220
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You may call me a passenger princess but my duties include hand feeding perfect bites of sushi to Tyler (and occasionally Phoenix) 061
Ana Wallis @hottubheiress.bsky.social · 17/07/2026One time I asked my mom if I was allowed to say: “What-in-the-Blue-Blazes??” 1130
Reposted by Ana WallisSarebear @sarebear44.bsky.social · 12/07/2026@hottubheiress.bsky.social this summer for no reason at all 092
