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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry for not posting art for the last twelve years, I've just been looking for a good digital pencil. *ba-dum tsss* No really *kick drum, kick drum* That's been an actual hangup I've had. *bababa DUM, bababa babada DUM tsssssh* Waddaya want me to do? Write new jokes?! *🦆* Oh.
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forgotten Island. There is not an ounce of flab on this gem. It is so lean so energetic and so fast YET it's never an action blur. Wildly inventive plot. All the main characters have dimension. Gorgeous. I'm also a big Post It enjoyer too so, bonus. Picked up Dill Pickle Flamin' Hots and they're 🥒🔥💛
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trading was brisk today on reports of a bear market. This comes despite continuing fears from consumers that barriers are eroding between the realms of Man and Beast. When asked to report on the situation local journalists giggled and made puns even dental hygienists would roll their eyes at.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
it's cartoonist day. yeah, that's so
popeye comic panel
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I swear I must’ve seen this CBC as a kid…
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*teen girl squad voice * Sploorppt! Syrupeddd!
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Guess it lives up to the name.
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Happy Birthday, scumbag! @aurapuffs.bsky.social feat. @kilmo.bsky.social
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
a bad bitch on one arm and a cig in the other. need
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Mathieu Chaurette @mathieuchaurette.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
''Meet Sebastian'' - Happy to finally share this 3D animation that I've been cooking for a while, enjoy!
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is the most detailed 3D rendering of a eukaryotic cell to date, obtained using X-ray, nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR), and cryo-electron microscopy datasets. 🔬🧪
3D rendering of a eukaryotic cell obtained using X-ray, nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR), and cryo-electron microscopy datasets.
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Bought some software!
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Leaf Dubois -> BLFC @leafdubois.com · 20/02/2026
It's sweater season so dress accordingly. with Maple and Kilmo @hottapwater.bsky.social @kilmo.bsky.social
Maple the stripey-eared long-snooted kangaroo-like thing (is that his species?) and Kilmo the aardvark are standing back-to-back, wearing ugly sweaters. Maple's has a big pine tree with a thick stripe running through it. Kilmo's has some zig-zag lines and text that says "This seemed funny when I bought it".
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
In Mandarin Chinese the gay slang for “bottom” is Zero, ”top” is One, and “switch“ is One-Half. Now that’s normalizing homosexuality.
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m gonna... oh man… I’m gonna cuuhhh… aahhhfngh I-I’m gonna craaamp! Aaahahhhanngh fuuuuck fuuuuck aaahha ahha hhhhahhahh ow
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Back cover blurb: Pickleball is rapidly growing in popularity across the hemisphere. It‘s ”entertainment” weaponized to enslave and destroy all who look upon it. And it’s a great work out! - David Foster Wallace
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Thank you Q Hayashida-sensei 💛🖤
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
And the award for "craziest opening chapter of a book from 1920 that didn't sell in it's time but gained a cult following not long after" goes too... A Voyage to Arcturus. Congratulations! It's free and you can really see why Tolkien liked it, it's a lottta lotta lotta walking but way weirder.
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I just learned how to select multiple layers in Procreate. Ooop!
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Shout out to the silver Scion on Cap Hill this morning. Sipping a pre 9am “gas station’s biggest” fountain drink and cruising down Olive entirely unfazed by his fully-flip-floppy-flat pair of rear tires.
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It’s a sixty(!) artist show. That’s nuts! I’m in it too with my fancy book PIES and a new, goofy little zine about a fictional bad video essay.
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Krita's Dynamic Brush tool is really doing it for me. Adds a tiny bit of delay to let me line up the end of the stroke, or to give me time to lift the pen so there's no little smudge at the end of the line.
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It was one summer, pre-pandemic, the Blue Angels were flying overhead and I asked Katsuya Terada what his art advice was. "Draw however is comfortable for you. I'm using this big marker. People said 'what're you using that for it's so big' and I said 'I just like it.' Do whatever feels good."
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A wonderful evening. Met and hung out with so many good new people. I’m thrilled.
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Oh no
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Kilmo 🐽 @kilmo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Time to throw another party. 🎨 by @hottapwater.bsky.social tyty ❤️ #UFO50
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Wahoo! Gonna do FC this year after all. Zzzzzing!!
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Mapes @hottapwater.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Ordered up a new drawing tablet. It's a touch screen too! Hope it works out.
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