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mar•g r e a t• teacher

@hotmessmarg.bsky.social
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Biology Teacher, VEX Robotics Coach (Moral Support and Contractually Obligated love ONLY #iykyk) Voracious Reader Coach’s Wife and Mom to a little toddler boy who runs me ragged and looks cute doing it Ed.S in Science Ed #edusky #stemedu #steamedu

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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Also, I work with my dad and husband. It’s really a big #fswoopfamily One of my students ran down the CTAE hall today and yelled to my dad, “OMG I PASSED YOUR DAUGHTER’S FINAL TODAY I’M SO HAPPY” My dad didn’t know her, but I knew who he meant immediately, because busted it all semester in class
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
His friends came to see if he had found me. He told his friends he had to find Mrs. Byrd to give her his Golden Apple— not only is it my first one, I have had a very rough year both personally and professionally. Today, that changed. This student told me this year, I changed things for them. SM-26
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My first Golden Apple. And I WEPT. I am not typically one to get emotional, but he caught me off guard. We didn’t have a longstanding relationship, I showed him tough love, helped him earn the credit that he deserved (after two other attempts) And it made me blubber, it was so unexpected.
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Today, a student who took my class as a repeat course, who I jokingly gave a hard time every day because he was a senior (who needed this last credit to graduate in the fall) liked to try and take naps. I poked fun at that daily, and his name rhymed with yawn. Today that boy gave me a Golden Apple
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Like I shouldn’t be crying to American Cars at my desk right now but I totally am.
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tayl0r⸆⸉౨ৎ saw ph0ebe !! @1989tvtrack13.swifties.social · 24/04/2026
me noah kahan 🤝🏻 hating cybertrucks
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Like, I’m already depressed and always have been depressed low key but this man got me S A D
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Noah Kahan’s new album has broken me, thank GOD I upped my Prozac last week.
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
thank god my PCP upped my Prozac before the new Noah Kahan album drops. I’m ready to mourn my 20s.
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
For the record— Spotify group jam is the new “pass the aux” but the kids can reorder the queue. We’re on a trip to compete in the GA VEX Robotics State Championship and we were blessed by the bus gods with Bluetooth functionality, and the music whiplash has been insane 🤣
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Question of the week: *student sitting in my high school physical science class* “Hey, Mrs. B, what do you do for work? Like as a job?” Well kid, I kinda do ✨this✨
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a cartoon pig is sitting in a pile of hay .
ALT: a cartoon pig is sitting in a pile of hay .
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Also, I said something insane in regards to classroom management strategies today and it was iconic
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
someone got a lower back tat, sometimes colloquially referred to as a “tramp stamp” of the following lyrics from Silver Springs: “time cast a spell on you, but you won’t forget me” Dare I say, she’s an icon?
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I am NOT having a Baja Blast
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Trebor @treborrebrag.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Team 37116B needs your help to get to worlds in Dallas Texas. If you can help please follow the link to donate! gofund.me/14cf2416 #vex #vexrobotics #robotics
Team 37116B vex robotic team wins the Build Award and qualifies for Worlds.
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Trebor @treborrebrag.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I'm a proud VEX Coach along with @hotmessmarg.bsky.social Assistant Coach (and daughter) Two of our three Vex Teams made it to the State Championships and one team punched their ticket to VEX Worlds. (now I have to figure out how to pay for it. #robotics #robots #vex #stem
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’m setting up an appointment to re-start mine
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
1450. I am heartbroken. I am distraught. I am depressed. I do not feel any shame in knowing it’s time for me to re-start my trusty Prozac to weather this administration
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you. If the damn bear responsible for eating me today could take a break for just a little bit that would be excellent. I mentally cannot handle anything else right now
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Last time I checked, our liquor store doesn’t sell the pre-chilled ready to drink Jose Cuervo margaritas and because of the day I’ve had? I’m really sad about that.
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Me: “Do skills” Also me: *has no idea how the game is even played this year*
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Holy. Freaking. Crap. I am so flipping done.
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Yes, and now I help coach the VEX teams and literally cannot help them with any of the issues they run into 😂
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It was very nice to have an extra person aid in keeping my head screwed on straight 😂
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I will let NOTHING ruin my day. My coteacher and bestie is BACK TODAY!!!
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If anyone questioned my politics before higher education…. You should read the arguments I am making in this current paper
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
No one, and I do mean no one- should ever get excited as I do about spreadsheets. Shout out to my guy Sean who taught me how to do conditional formatting based on dates for reagents expiry when I worked on the chemistry bench for a year post grad. You created a monster, and showed me the light.
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I have a killer mitochondria tattoo, so she’s not wrong. I pick up the phone and dial my husband’s classroom who DIES laughing too. I tell him to make sure he gets her absences fixed because she’s been answering to someone else’s name. And that kids, is why I would never be in leadership 🤣
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I tell her, I appreciate her letting me do my thing, but she’s got the wrong Byrd on the wrong hallway. I tell her this is why I start class the first couple days with “Hey, I’m the Biology Byrd” to make sure kids are in the right place, and she said I could tell you liked science by the tattoos
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I immediately burst into laughter. I mean, tears are pretty close to streaming down my face. Kid tries to console me and said “you seem like you are good at science so I just listened” She was scheduled for my HUSBAND’S class, US History, NOT BIOLOGY, a class she sat in for a WEEK.
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
They’re 100% right. I don’t see a single one of my courses. I asked if she had her schedule changed recently, but she said no. She then says “yeah this is my 4th block, but honestly you’ve been teaching the wrong class for the last 4 days but I didn’t want to offend you so I didn’t say anything”
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I also explicitly say: “hey kid, if I don’t call your name- let me know!” This happened to a student and I was able to figure out where they belonged. No biggie. Well today, one kid comes up to me and tells me they’re not in my Schoology. I ask them to pull it up so I can look.
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It was a Gizmo- we love explore learning in 612. Anywho, I posted the join link and class code in Schoology (our LMS) and was helping kids get synced and whatnot, after taking attendance— very important to the story. On day one of class I ask kids to correct my pronunciation, nicknames, whatever
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Buckle up, buttercup. It’s time for a great, fantastic even, education story today. We’re on day 5 of a new semester. I teach biology and utilize an interactive notebook in class (sorry trees) My kids have their first quiz tomorrow, so we had one last assignment pertaining to cell organelles
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
@glavreads.bsky.social so excited you’re over on Bluesky!!! One of my many creators I was worried about losing 📚
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Because who gives a 57 page syllabus
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I will absolutely be rocking back and forth this semester
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
In a hilarious turn of small town events: we were out for breakfast at the local Huddle House- my husband says “oh one of my students is over there and gave me the stink eye” He walked by as we were leaving and specifically told me hi, which I returned because I teach him too 😂
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Taught myself how to hand crochet a magic circle to make trivets for Christmas presents… Much better looking than the square one I made last night and MUCH better than the finger knitted one 🤣
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It would be really fun tbh
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Yeah I’m not into owls
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Man…. Should I start collecting birds?
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I’ll be honest: I don’t feel like I can be as silly on here as I could on Twitter
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My students have their EOC today!! And I just woke up to a massive thunderstorm… this doesn’t feel like a good sign
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Best Grandpapa ever!!
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Sick kiddo means hanging out in classrooms because it’s state testing week 🤪
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m already ready for my 2pm Diet Coke TOMORROW
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Ya know, considering I just clocked out and have worked my scheduled hours for the week? Why should I have to come to work tomorrow???
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mar•g r e a t• teacher @hotmessmarg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
ChatGPT is that gurrrlllll 💅🏻 Making those difficult texts and emails less aggressive sounding, just one request at a time 🙌🏻
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