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@hotaquasareus.bsky.social
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enthusiast. lesbian. trans and hot on the internet. londoner.

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futch foto @futchfo.to · 19h
venue MOT
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I need a Negroni
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
is my hobby just turning tops into bitch bottoms for me and if yes when did I get so cool
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
trying to Post but my chud ass cat has decided to take up my entire torso
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🌫️ @fogemoji.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
No, see, either you don’t actually believe this, or you’re legitimately an irredeemably awful human being
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*girl who's only familiar with Evangelion, The Witch from Mercury, and WARHOUND voice* so from what I gather, "mecha" is a genre in which the narrative forces conspire to torture a traumatized lesbian whose name begins with 'S'
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The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky remains unbeaten
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i have said it before and ill say it again every single financial institution would benefit from paying a pink hair communist with a septum piercing to walk around the office all day saying “how fucking stupid are you people that you actually believe this shit?”
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FALKE-6416 @drone6416.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kimi antonelli is lowkey the sartha thrace of f1 holy shit what a drive
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sardaukar_burger_chant.flac @manateemindset.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Winter @traumaposting.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"I'm doing my part!" Girl called My Part: "Omg I thought you said you wouldn't kiss and tell, babe."
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🔞 Sketch @sumiaou.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
made this for my bf who tried lao gan ma for the first time and we ended up needing to buy another jar the next day
the blobcore "Discovered something hoping it could save lives ; gets brainwashed of that thing" re-adapted to be discovering lao gan ma. the purple is photoshopped to red. chili crisp is on their shoulders. lao gan ma's face is photoshopped on the face. chili oil peanut is now the core. brainwashed has been changed to "beanwashed." the lips are stained with red chili. there are bean eyes
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Furious The Death Of Stalin
ALT: Furious The Death Of Stalin
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
woke 2.1.1 release candidate 3
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Highest praise I've ever received
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
exploding British minds by showing up to Tesco in cowboy boots and a denim jacket at 22:30
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
one fucking year on terf island today cannot believe it
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 30/07/2026
it should be easier to buy the Major's jacket from Ghost in the Shell (1995), there should just be a store that sells it 24/7 but only for me
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Gwen Nova @gwennova.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The problem with polyamory is you eventually run out of other people's girlfriends
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Steely Dan Maxxing today (being divorced whilst a much younger woman lies around wearing very little)
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am doing. So Bad.
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Plus-Size Sartha (DEMONETISED) @sartha.dog · 14/07/2026
orgasm that bars you from the kingdom of heaven forever
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
just gonna post about random western classical music like I’m a boomer
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/05/2025
Happy Wednesday
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I love Baudelaire. Dude was Understanding Lesbianism in 1896 or whatever
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The new Ghost In The Shell is amazing, but it makes me a little sad to see people backhandedly dismissing the older adaptations. SAC and the Oshii films are wonderful, and I always resent the idea that a faithful adaptation is inherently better or more artistically legitimate
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Maria Helldore 🎃👻♒🚩 @mariathaldore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
5 years hrt
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
gonna call the next tgirl orgy a struggle session the way I’m gonna cross her Chishui River four times in an ingenious military move
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I feel like you’re either a Locked Tomb dyke or a Warhound dyke and I am (u)fortunately a Locked Tomb dyke (Catholic for sex reasons)
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
what is up with this country and toddler ass victorian ass diseases
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
A key point in Fahrenheit 451 is that books were banned because they made people depressed and uncomfortable. The novel's protagonist, Montag, is taken into custody after he reads a poem that makes a woman cry because she realizes the emptiness of her life.
[quoting a tweet from isabelunraveled in which she rails against depressing books that get branded as “great writing”]
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
God I love this book 💙💙💙
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
there we go I’m On Brand
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ej @hotaquasareus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I used to make fun of The British for being incapable of handling heat but this London heatwave is killing my Californian ass
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Doctor Wind Turkey @dog-envier.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is my "ya I yust got out"
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Doctor Wind Turkey @dog-envier.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Lol if u went to Occidental College. "Ah wuz troying to go somewhere else but I Occidentally went to College" ass. Obama went there first but then he went to Columbia because it was on Occident ass.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
from the moment it was founded activists and human rights watchdogs have warned that DHS was constructed to be an almost unaccountable private paramilitary force at the president's sole disposal.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 21/05/2026
this place is like tumblr for people who work stay at home jobs
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NYC, which is inarguably one of the greatest cities in America, had its mayor bragging just a couple of years ago that they finally got dumpsters/trash cans for the city. That was considered a flex.
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Linux sucks because there's nothing good to watch on my media server"
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Kestral @magikestral.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I've been watching Stand Alone Complex
a parody of a tweet by Ninja written in the style of The Major from Ghost in the Shell. The image at the bottom is The Major wearing a VR headset in bed while a woman bends forward to hand her a drink. The text on the image writes "I am in the middle of solving a case and my bra-less wife brings me a drink (not asked for) with chips as I get into my VR Headset. So how is your day going?"
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[toxic] kaija osmote @pube.online · 13/05/2026
Major Kusanagi is poly and her hobby is fucking her friends. This is literally canon
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