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Old, tired, and gay. The hostess of wafrn.vaguely.art and forums.vaguely.art You can reach me on Signal @VaguelyArt.15 Full profile at wafrn.vaguely.art/blog/hostess

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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 11/09/2026
[nsfw] This is my tramp stamp…
Lilith and Lucifer sigil
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 04/06/2026
Psst, hey keep kids, don’t forget to check the super secret menu under settings > miscellaneous
A menu button that reads “super secret menu”
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 16/03/2026
The military is using Poached to send cooks to their death. The war effort must really be going good eh? Shame on you Poached!
An add for a culinary specialist in the navy. It reads:
 Get Hired
Culinary Specialist
Willing to move? This employer is looking for you.
$27,828/yr
Full-Time
Job Title: Culinary Specialist
Category / Component: Enlisted Both
Pay/Benefits: https://www.navy.com/
careers-benefits/pay
Overview
Culinary Specialists operate and manage Navy dining and lodging services, planning menus, preparing meals, managing inventories and records, and contributing directly to crew morale and readiness at sea and ashore, including support to high visibility executive food service when selected.
Key Responsibilities
Plan menus and order subsistence: brepare
Apply Now
>At the very bottom of a long and redundant ad they admit they are lying to you about cooking and will just join as cannon fodder. It reads:
Notes and Disclaimers
This description is a general overview of typical duties, training, and opportunities in this community. It does not replace official Navy instructions, policies, or contracts and does not guarantee specific assignments, training, incentives, or outcomes. Actual opportunities depend on Navy needs, individual performance, screening results, and current law and policy.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 23/02/2026
Did a little plant maintenance before getting called into work, more to do tomorrow, but enjoy this lovely little picture of a monsterra rescue starting to thrive again.
A monsterra plant with new big green frilled leaves
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 03/02/2026
So even with (gestures broadly) all of this, I've managed to sneak in computer time over the last 2 weeks. Working on computer projects helps keep my head right. Something about getting all the pieces in place and working cohesively together re-orders things up there. ... see complete post
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 31/01/2026
My special bottle finally came in!!! I still can’t believe I got it.
A bottle of specialty whiskey. It’s a 12 year aged bottle of weller wheated bourbon.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 22/01/2026
It’s been too long since I’ve done some clowning, going to have to change that.
Evil clown lady ready to torture you
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 16/01/2026
There logo looks like this so maybe a font that mimics it?…
Logo
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 15/01/2026
Dear landlords, eat shit and die.
A snippet of text from my low-income apartment management that reads: 

We are excited to announce our new partnership with Echelon Protective Services. They will be acting as our new daily security patrol service. Echelon Security brings years of professional security experience to our community.
During daily and nightly patrols, Echelon security officers will be introducing themselves to our community members and partners. Please feel free to contact them and introduce yourself. Security Officers will typically be in uniform and well marked as Security.
If you are approached by Echelon Security, you may be asked for your name and address. This will allow Echelon to confirm your tenancy. This is to ensure Echelon Staff can easily know our Residents and better identify community security risks. We ask that you co-operate and provide them with the information they request.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 09/01/2026
This morning’s sunrise
Bits of pink streak through a cloudy and blue sky.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 07/01/2026
I’m thinking about buying this for my next synth module. Anybody here played with one? I’d love to hear what you thought about it.
This is a picture of Intellijel’s “Quadrax” function generator module.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 02/01/2026
Tough call but I’m going with this
The book is titled practical electronics for inventors
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 01/01/2026
A close up picture of a tilt skillet. One corner has the brand logo from the manufacturer Cleveland. Underneath is sticker label that reads Cleveland steamer.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 31/12/2025
Hey kids, plan to get old. This was 30 fucking years ago.
A picture of a young me drinking wine in my friends living room. I’m wearing short clunky boots, fishnets, a vinyl skirt and a lace corset.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 31/12/2025
ACAB
An image of banksy’s work insane clown rendered in purple with ACAB written as assigned clown at birth.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 24/12/2025
I work in a bakery, here’s my mixer…
This is the ABSFBM-200T. It’s a spiral mixer that can mix up around 200 .lbs of dough.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 22/12/2025
It was my first tattoo, back in 2002
Close of the word terrorist is big blocky letters across my chest
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 22/12/2025
Are you even a kitchen witch if this ain’t your grimoire?
A blue binder labeled the OmNomNomicron
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 17/12/2025
OMFG!!!
Snippet from an email telling me I won an opportunity to purchase a rare whiskey!
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 06/12/2025
Feeling saucy… $ViDirect
A close up of me wearing one of my favorite bras. I’m under plant lights so everything has a pinkish purple glow.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 03/12/2025
www.webpronews.com/xs-2025-data-bre…
Nelson meme from the Simpsons. He points and says “ha ha”.
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hostess @hostess.bsky.vaguely.art · 17/11/2025
The one real bummer with deciding to abandon windows and start gaming in Debian was the loss my beloved Logitech G13. So imagine my delight when searching to see how feasible it might be to hack something that might kinda work and find this: www.phoronix.com/news/Logitech-G13-…
A headline from phoronix talk about the G13 getting support 16 years after hardware release.
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