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Ricarda Lang @ricardalang.eurosky.social · 14/05/2026
Quit playing games with my heart.
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”  
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” 
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found. 

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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Margarete Stokowski @margaowski.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
hahahhaa dieser pressesprecher hat auf die frage „hat der bundeskanzler weniger vertrauen in frauen?“ wirklich geantwortet „davon geh ich nicht aus, er hat selber eine. er hat mehrere töchter.“ ahahahhaha zitiere absolut gerne nochmal meinen text von 2021 (www.spiegel.de/kultur/schol...)
Wenn Sie ihn auf Feminismus ansprechen, wird er wissend lächeln und wahlweise von früher erzählen oder seine Frau oder Tochter erwähnen. Er wird Frauen nicht an ihren Platz verweisen, jedenfalls nicht direl Seine Position ist: Frauen ja, Gender nein. Frauen sind für ihn prinzipiell erst mal kein Problem, wie gesagt, er besitzt selbst eine. Friedrich Merz kann kein Frauenproblem haben 2, denn seine Töchter reden noch mit ihm und seine Frau hat sich bislang nicht scheiden lassen.
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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Ansgar T̶r̶i̶n̶k̶PRÜFmann @ansgartrinkmann.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Antwort: am Geschmack. Wenn jemand eine Kiste Warsteiner in seinen Kofferraum packt - renn!
Woran erkenne ich einen Psychopathen?
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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Ansgar T̶r̶i̶n̶k̶PRÜFmann @ansgartrinkmann.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Friedrich #Merz hasst Arme so sehr, dass er sich selbst schon mal einen gebrochen hat! #cdu #nocdu
Friedrich Merz mit gestikuliert mit der einen Hand bei einem Auftritt, während sich der andere Arm in einer Schlaufe befindet, wie man sie bei einer Schlüsselbeinfraktur trägt.
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Daniel Wehrend @danielwehrend.com · 09/05/2025
It‘s funny 'cause it‘s true.
Szene aus „Der Herr der Ringe“: Der Rat von Elrond sitzt in Bruchtal im Halbkreis beisammen. Über das Bild ist in großen weißen Buchstaben mit schwarzer Umrandung geschrieben: „WIR MÜSSEN SAURON INHALTLICH STELLEN“.
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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wenig Worte @wenig-worte.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Apropos Tod, Himmel und Gott zum Abschluss dieser so oft bigotten und heuchlerischen Woche...
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
how to switch timelines
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Titanic @titanic-magazin.de · 23/04/2025
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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Politics in the U.K. @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
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Berlitz II. @vonmandelbrot.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?
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Der Volksverpetzer @volksverpetzer.de · 22/04/2025
Gary Lineker: "Das ist der Fehler, den die BBC macht. Die BBC versucht, die Leute zu beschwichtigen, die die BBC hassen, anstatt sich um die Leute zu kümmern, die die BBC lieben" Liebe ARD, liebes ZDF - diese Lektion bitte auch lernen, bevor ihr denen zu Macht verhelft, die euch am Ende abschaffen!
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Jan Skudlarek @janskudlarek.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I don't know if JD Vance killed the Pope, but I think we should deport him to El Salvador just in case.
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Christian 🇨🇭 @nextmx.ch · 18/04/2025
Erinnert sich noch jemand an Gangnam Style? youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0?...
youtu.be
PSY - GANGNAM STYLE(강남스타일) M/V
YouTube video by officialpsy
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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Hauck & Bauer @hauckundbauer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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Hauck & Bauer @hauckundbauer.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Heute in der FAS
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
my HORRIFYING cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books
Title: Modern Folk horrors of the British Isles 

Five images of various characters:

A coven of murderous witches...
Who play loud youtube videos on public transport.

An ancient malevolent demon... 
With a three-hour podcast interviewing entrepreneurs.

A flock of bloodthirsty ravens...
Who think absolutely everything is "Woke". 

A primordial shambling beast... 
Wearing a "Make albion great again" baseball cap. 

A mob of satanic villagers... 
Who give bad reviews to books they haven't read.
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Hauck & Bauer @hauckundbauer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Happy Mother’s Day! (My cartoon for @theguardian.com books)
Title: Just in time for Mother's Day: Classic literature with added Mums 

Panel 1: Moby Dick 
"Ahab! Moby! Enough of this nonsense. Apologise to each other and if you can't get along, stay apart." says Ahab's mother, standing in a little boat and looking sternly into Moby's eye, while her son sits chastened behing her.


Panel 2: Casino Royale.
"Vodka martini, shaken not stirred... And a sweet sherry for my mother."
says James Bond. His mother calls over feom their table "Just a little one."

Panel 3: The Lord of the Rings.
"You can look for your ring after you tidy your room and walk the dog, Sauron."
says Sauron's mother, holding out the dog lead to her son, who replies "Aw, mum!".
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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Threema @threema.ch · 20/03/2025
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Krieg und Freitag @kriegundfreitag.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Wenn ihr mich wegen dieser Unverschämtheit tadelnd anschauen wollt, habt ihr heute bei unserer Show in Hamburg die Gelegenheit: buff.ly/gJbCrwz
Zeichnung einer Pfeife. Darunter steht „Das ist keine Pfeife. Die Pfeife bist nämlich du.“
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Heinrich IX @drhuch.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"Gibt es eine Sexualpraktik, die Sie für moralisch verwerflich halten?" "Ja. Pollenflug."
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Signal @signal.org · 19/03/2025
"We have ceded so many of the core operations of our lives and institutions to tech, we must recognise that strong encryption isn’t the enemy of security — it *is* security." - Signal President @meredithmeredith.bsky.social for @financialtimes.com on the war on encryption www.ft.com/content/a934...
ft.com
The war on encryption is dangerous
Government demands to access encrypted data via back doors will leave it vulnerable to hacks, breaches and theft
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A cartoon for @theguardian.com books.
Image
Edgar Allen Poe sits with his head in his hands, his sad face lit by the glow of a laptop. On his desk are piles of books, a guttering candle and a bust. Atop the bust sits a raven who is animatedly talking to Poe.

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The Raven, having seen the general state of the world, realised that quothing "Nevermore." was only going to add to the gloom, and instead tried to cheer things up with a few bawdy limericks and an amusing anecdote about two badgers and a turnip.
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horstbort.bsky.social @horstbort.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
#spahn
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Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Sir Terry Pratchett 1948 - 2015
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Zentrum für Politische Schönheit @politicalbeauty.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
London ❤️
Elon Musk mit seinem umstrittenen Gruß vor einem Film Plakat: the Fast and the Führer
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Hauck & Bauer @hauckundbauer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Hauck & Bauer @hauckundbauer.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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