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@horselaugh.bsky.social
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Proud descendant of immigrant people Trump would hate. Here for news, political insights & satire/parody. (My own opinions are satirical & parody too.) Police & military veterans in my family are just 2 more reasons I distrust Trump & all he stands for!

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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 7s
Is this where any member of the regime who has (gasp!) scruples will have to start weighing questions like, well, if we fire this one, don't we also have to fire that one? The prospect is absolutely paralyzing so...why would they do anything?
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 1h
Fear grips this town so tightly that no one will speak on the record to the reporter, not family members of those jailed/deported, not a contractor who verifies that Stephen Miller deliberately chooses to make these places of cruelty, not deportees now speaking from afar who were held there. #ICE
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 2h
I hear Benedict Arnold says the same thing.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 2h
Smile now, y'all. Next election you may not be so cheery...
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 2h
Rebecca DeWinter of Sunnybrook Farm
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 2h
And it's news to Zelenskyy because our lame-excuse-for-a-US-president just makes this sh*t up on a whim. It's a tragedy that the rest of the world is forced to pay attention to him.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 2h
If only Zelenskyy could be the choice of OUR people! If he immigrated to the US, he wouldn't be eligible to be president, but I'd bet he could be elected to any other office in the land. Not asking him to come here, though; his Ukranian countrymen & women need him!
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 2h
My Aunt had a similar experience visiting a trendy designer shop in NYC some years ago. (Name rhymes w/ "poochey.") Tried on a beautiful coat but didn't like the fit of the collar around her neck. The haughty salesman sniffed, "Maybe you weren't meant for 'poochey.'"
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 8h
The Art of the Deal-Breaker
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 8h
For anyone who doesn't believe in the value of teaching history, think again. Look how much Trump & Co. have learned from studying the lives and work of heroes like Roy Cohn and Spiro Agnew.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 8h
Has anyone asked him, "So if she's a corrupt grifter, does she continue to be an ambassador? How so?" Maybe he'd just pretend he didn't hear the question.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 8h
Oooh, hope so! When Trump's term ends, he'll face a long line of contractors he's stiffed, all bringing bills and high-fiving one another over the prospect of getting 18% compounded interest! Reality TV producers take note: "The Debtor" would become an even more popular show than "The Apprentice."
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 8h
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 17h
But, but but, doesn't the Supreme Court say when the President does it, it's OK?🥴
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe they're *protecting* the right to vote...
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What was that about Hunter Biden's laptop again?
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's what the regime does best. How many US lives would have been saved if Trump had acted responsibly during the Covid pandemic? Is any American family untouched by that tragedy? We lost a friend & an acquaintance. 3 relatives struggled terribly w/ the disease. 2 acquaintances lost family members.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Recovery may take the work of an entire generation. It may be up to Gen Z and their children to right the wrongs. But they'll do it because of the good that has been passed down to them.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's apparently the state of our diminished relations with our former allies. If Trump continues to have his way, we'll be dependent on countries that have historically been our adversaries. Then what?
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wonder if ICE will consider testing them for that very issue. Considering how poorly that agency does anything, from hiring, to training, to *enforcing* the law, if I were an agent I'd be afraid of using the things.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sadists.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If religions don't stand for compassion, what are they for?
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reminds me of something else between Trump and Russia in an election once..."Russia, if you're listening..." Glad to know that Trump would NEVER conspire w/ Russia for partisan political purposes. I guess we should be grateful that he and Putin are humanitarians.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reminds me of something else between Trump and Russia in an election once..."Russia, if you're listening..."
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And let's consider, for a moment, the word "refugee." It demands compassion, doesn't it? To my evangelical #Christian friends, what does the Bible say about welcoming the stranger?
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And let's consider, for a moment, the word "refugee." It demands compassion, doesn't it? To my evangelical #Christian friends, what does the Bible say about welcoming the stranger?
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fun fact: In a recent court case in VA, a suburban mom was convicted of child abuse for letting her 5-yo son walk a half-mile to a park alone. Look @ this picture. Would you want your child to be left alone in the *care* of these characters? #ICE #DHS #Trump
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lemmee guess, these thugs in the hall are there to um, "protect" these kids...
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Headline today @ ABCNews: "Trump administration to use government lawyers to represent migrant children" If this isn't the dictionary definition of conflict of interest, I don't know what is. I hope federal judges everywhere rule against this! abcnews.link/229YtCC #DHS #ICE #immigration #Trump
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Trump administration to use government lawyers to represent migrant children
The Trump administration has quietly organized a team of government attorneys to represent unaccompanied migrant children in immigration court, according to a notice.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone who has concerns should just look at how well #ICE detention of adults is going. (I'd say "immigrant adults" but w/ #DHS's ugly track record of also imprisoning US citizens, "adults" & "teens" are more accurate terms.) Any abuse/inhumane treatment going on in that system?
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚨NEW by me: New ICE facility for unaccompanied migrant kids is about to open in Louisiana. While ICE is sanitizing optics, calling it the "Alexandria Family Staging Center," lawmakers and child advocates are raising the roof warning of child trafficking risks. www.thequeenzone.com/new-ice-faci...
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New ICE Facility for Migrant Children Raises Alarm Over Trafficking Risks
A new ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) facility for unaccompanied children, families, and single women is set to...
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone who has concerns should just look at how well #ICE detention of adults is going. (I'd say "immigrant adults" but w/ #DHS's ugly track record of also imprisoning US citizens, "adults" & "teens" are more accurate terms.) Any abuse/inhumane treatment going on in that system?
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope white women at the meeting had the good sense to shout back at them, "Don't be f*cking racists!"
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Little that he does these days is anything other than disgustingly dangerous. (For starters, just ask the people of Los Angeles and San Diego.)
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't wait to hear what kind of lying cockamamie story JD makes up and spreads around social media to advance Trump's attack, as he did for Haitians in Ohio.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't wait to hear what kind of lying cockamamie story JD makes up and spreads around social media to advance Trump's attack, as he did for Haitians in Ohio.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hoping that when he recovers, he sues. And if he doesn't survive, hoping some will help his family pro bono w/ a wrongful death suit.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lemmee guess, the regime will claim: A) He's a domestic terrorist B) He tried to run over an ICE agent C) He's "the worst of the worst" and had it coming More likely, based on reported statistics on ICE detentions, he's been in the country many years and has no criminal record or pending charges.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not "John Barron?"
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The description in the image sounds like it's purely AI...except that it also sounds exactly like Trump.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The description in the image sounds like it's purely AI...except that it also sounds exactly like Trump.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Willing to bet my Bronze Star-decorated father and my Gold Star Grandmother would agree!
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Headline from @thehill: "Johnson predicts a Democratic majority will impeach Trump immediately." As they say, may the third try be the charm!😜
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's time for the 25th Amendment, but Cabinet & Congress lack the political will. We can unite again but it will take much work & may need the next generation to accomplish it. We can start by no longer calling Trumpists stupid. They were lied to by a con man. Most are good people, just defrauded.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Compliments to cartoonist @mluckovich.bsky.social. Don't know about anyone else, but I think it's Pulitzer-worthy.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To any GOP friend who may be wondering does the Constitution require the President to equally defend ALL Americans? Answer: Yes, and not only citizens. "All persons" in the US have rights. Next ask: Does Trump acknowledge his duty to support the Constitution? You know the answer. Vote accordingly!
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's hoping he spends every day of his post-presidency life in court (where he can't help but perjure himself).
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A bit surprising it didn't rate higher as top news. But w/ each day bringing fresh Trump atrocities, editors have to weigh which are *new* and which are just continuations on the regime's same old dystopian, racist, misogynist priorities. A tough job when so much the #POTUS says is deranged sh*t.
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Will he use that $ to inflate the value of the "Trump accounts" he's hyping? His greatest success in office seems to be masterminding potential Ponzi schemes using taxpayer $ (besides enriching himself through investments and sales of tchochkes like his autographed Bibles and golden sneakers).
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Horselaugh @horselaugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He also knows that anything that diminishes Trump destroys his own chances of being elected president in 2028. Ya know the old saying, "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown?" I'd bet the "heir apparent" isn't resting too comfortably either right now.
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