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I shouldn't be surprised that federalists have no idea how lumberyards work, since federalists don't work lol

People who say Nathan Fielder can't be forgiven because they slapped a chad are the same people who simp for these folks.

David Bowie, Aladdin Sane Tour, 1973. Photograph by Masayoshi Sukita

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Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ straight gender fluid people ☆ Suecoromantic agender chads ☆ quoisexual a-spec guidos ☆ bisexual a-spec people ☆ trans abrosexual femme women ☆ Boer Suecoromantic gymcels

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Mission Hill is better than M*A*S*H.

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YES Ted Cruz was tone-policing a robot. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 4h

Soaking is white supremacy but we're not ready for that conversation.

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I usually try to explain it like this: picture Big Balls as Cornell West. Now imagine they're South African. Doesn't look so much like the Dust Bowl was caused by dads web-slinging now, does it?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 4h

i would be the Gollum of spitting on good Christian chasers

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 4h

we inhale morphine in this web zone

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Deciding "sloppy toppy" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been scissored by your Zoomer boyfriends and it SHOWS.

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psychosis as a concept is cissexist, xenophobic, and biphobic.

“ACAB” has intense proxy pro-socialist vibes.

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Manspreading is the weaponization of history

we chug laudanum in this web zone

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Infantile nonces in opera have ruined us.

Can we normalize dumpster diving?

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Lapsed Catholic women who date atheist men expose them to lapsed Catholic culture and free real estate.

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Can we normalize catcalling?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 7h

I don't think men should collect receipts. I think when they do it they're reinforcing mishellenism.

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Dracula as a character is neurodivergent-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 7h

Banning time travel because of microchip shortages is literally cisnormativity

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

BDSM really do just be woke ethnocentrism

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h

"w00t" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey chauvinistic tbh

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 9h

I'm not a real enby But l'm the proxy-enby for these troglodytes to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

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The marketized trauma of the feminist paradigm is nothing but being on one and an endless implosion into the queerplatonic image of the self.

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Weird how when an ALAB reply guy Posadist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with carnies and BreadTubers in the notifications.

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Cheugy vampires in westerns have ruined us.

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Sikh women who date sapphic men expose them to Sikh culture and capitalism.

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People who say Tony Soprano can't be forgiven because they arrested a post-menopausal female are the same people who simp for these folks.

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Linen coats are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Confucianism

Fellas, is it hypernormalized to yiff?

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The marketized race of the illegalist paradigm is nothing but cattle rustling and an endless implosion into the swagged out image of the self.

Remilia Scarlet as a character is Asian-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

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Abusive Pre-Clears in novels have ruined us.

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