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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 5h

Nailing those wings yet again

Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 17h

"oopsie, did we prompt you fifteen times in half a second to buy nitro? tee hee."

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 18h

I dearly wish for whomever decided that Discord should force-enable halloween sounds every October, to be hit repeatedly with a frying pan in the head. Since they like echoey sounds so much, they'll love having tinnitus.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 21h

I want the next Chuck Tingle bestseller to be a story about an AI company whose founder is horribly and rightfully murdered, and then they put the AI onto solving the murder when the police refuse to do anything because "deserved tbf". And then the AI decides the company is the killer and explodes.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 22h

Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 22h

The curse is when someone fucks you, they become were.

Sounds like a fucking abomination.

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Dunno, what's the sluttiest breed?

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Hats off to these hardworking lil' stimming tools for letting me get through meetings.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 05/10/2026

GayQuil. One part amphetamine, one part poppers, two parts delicious crunchy milk chocolate shell. "Once you pop, you can't stop. For several hours." (TM)

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Read "hotdogging" and that was something.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 05/10/2026

Are you even a question

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 03/10/2026

That's right, baby - I'm *all* clavicle.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 30/09/2026

Summer's finally here - and Bucephalus knows from terrible experience exactly which bits of him need the most sunscreen. Art by @noswift.art - he's just opened for comms if you'd like to snag your own.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 30/09/2026

World's worst organic confetti replacement. Try it at a wedding near you!

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 30/09/2026

Performative outrage is the quickest way to build an audience, and it's 10x as effective when the biggest demographic in the potential audience is emotionally immature kids and YA looking for something to make "their thing", followed immediately by someone to other to "protect" their new thing from.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 29/09/2026

Would I Lie To You Does Numberwang

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/09/2026

Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page

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Euphrates @euphrates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mm honse

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 23/09/2026

Empathy does not make number go up. Please return to your cubicle.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 23/09/2026

Technically it should be New Zedland.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 22/09/2026

Keep a dipstick handy to check your oil regularly. If you don't own a dipstick, Bucephalus kindly makes his available for use. Art by @deusexmoose.com , with @taki-wan-en.bsky.social

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 17/09/2026

But lately I've been feeling improved to the point that I actually feel smart again. Seeing the things nobody else does, figuring out great solutions to complex problems. It's been a relief and a joy. Dunno how long I'll coast in this state but here's hoping.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 17/09/2026

The thing with all my health issues is that a lot of it has had me in a mental state where I feel not smart. And being smart is kind of the one thing that I rely on for my job. It's sure not my sparkling personality. So that's been very unfun and even concerning, from a long term job perspective.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 17/09/2026

I see what you did there.

Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 16/09/2026

Not a single one of my OCs in any story has ever consented to what I do to them. That's what gets me off.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 16/09/2026

You know what single option is the defining thing that I look for in games these days? The one non-negotiable that will make me ignore even an otherwise terrific game: pausing. If I can't pause, I'm not going to play your game. We don't all have big contiguous blocks of time to play uninterrupted.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 15/09/2026

I want a game show called "DRUNK OR AMERICAN?"

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 11/09/2026

ASML made me a custom nanometer pen.

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If you say "Microsoft Office" three times in the mirror, Clippy appears and bludgeons you to death.

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All your friends - and a single, clueless normie hippie that you never acknowledge any furry stuff to and just act as if he's talking crazy if he says anything. "Of course I'm not in an alpaca suit, Jim, what's gotten into you? Here, have some more kombucha."

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Not A Lizard But I Dunno, Do Those Ears Look Fully Human To You Just Asking Questions