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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
anti-helmet case is basically 1) helmet wearing reduces injury but in similar degree to wearing *while walking* does, which we would all agree is absurd 2) helmet mandates provably reduce cycling 3) safety-in-numbers is best cycling safety strategy so anything that reduces cycling increases danger
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 18/08/2026
ebikes are better for the environment than pickup trucks except when the pickup trucks haul plants and dirt and solar panels and ebikes those trucks are cool
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 27/07/2026
horses who horses who dislike forest dislike dying fires season in a crosswalk 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 fuck your ✨ shiny ✨ pickup truck
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Signs of Life @signs-of-life.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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B-Rye @gorillaengineer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Went for a bike ride passed a Parks & Rec(?) summer camp(?) bike ride on the River Rd path. Kid sticks out his hand, “High Five!!” I reach over and we connect, the cheer that went up among the 20 kids will keep me going all week.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Peppermint says what’s up
miniature horse pulling a small, single seat cart
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Moxie On Wheels @moxieonwheels.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Better infrastructure makes it safer for Scout to go get ice cream. Nashville, don’t you want Scout to be able to get more ice cream??
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 08/07/2026
you should buy an electric DeLorean at BestBuy
DeLorean ebike near the Lego at a BestBuy in CanadaPrice list showing a DeLorean brand ebike for $799 CAD
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 06/07/2026
social.lol
ellie (@ellie@social.lol)
bicycles are insane. you just take a mammal that’s very good at long distance running and put a wheel adapter on it
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 25/03/2025
you could spend three weeks researching e-bikes or you could just buy this one
electra.trekbikes.com
Cruiser Go! Step-Thru - Electra Bikes
Start your two-wheeled adventure with Cruiser Go! Step-Thru. See the bike and visit your local Electra retailer. Shop now!
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 30/06/2026
This is so good. The future of e-bikes is no cassette & no derailleur.
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This motor could be the future of e-bikes
Goodbye fragile derailleurs and heavy cassettes.
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 24/06/2026
the B in LGBT stands for bikesexual happy pride month friends!
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 23/06/2026
‘it's like riding a bike’ is an idiom. It means something that you learn once and then know forever. Did you ride a bike as a kid? You still know how, my dude
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 18/06/2026
My fancy camera takes the best pictures. And I take pictures with my phone more cause it's easy. My fancy mountain bike offers the best rides. And I ride my ebike more cause it's easy.
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Rodney 🚧🚇 @chanface.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Don’t make me pull out my horse memes
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Michael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 02/06/2026
tired: running for office relaxed: e-biking for office
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 25/05/2026
tired: graffiti on freight trains inspired: graffiti on freight bikes
a cargo bike with some graffiti on the cargo box
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 22/05/2026
Munich is full of bikes I found this little bike park and the bikes looked so happy
Bike parking with so many bikes
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 10/05/2025
Small brain: E-BIKE TO THE PARK ON THE WEEKEND
Medium brain: E-BIKE TO WORK WHEN THE WEATHER'S OK
Big brain:  SELL YOUR CAR AND E-BIKE TO WORK YEAR ROUND
Galaxy brain:  QUIT YOUR OFFICE JOB AND BECOME AN E-BIKE COURIER
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 16/05/2026
horses make good neigh bors
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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You’ll never be out hundreds of dollars if your ex keys your bike.
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 10/05/2026
should I get this for my bike
electra.trekbikes.com
Electra Unicorn Domed Ringer Bike Bell - Electra Bikes (CA)
Personalize your bike with the Electra Unicorn Domed Ringer Bike Bell. Shop now!
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City of Kitchener @citykitchener.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The City of Kitchener has been awarded gold status 🥇 by the Bicycle Friendly Communities (BFC) Program 🚲, administered by the Share the Road Cycling Coalition.
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 04/05/2026
run free my homies
cbc.ca
Alberta government says wild horse population has reached 'unacceptable' levels, advocates disagree | CBC News
The abundance of what Alberta's government calls "feral horses" has reached "unacceptable" population levels, according to the province's horse management strategy. Results from the province's annual ...
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 02/05/2026
takin’ the foals for a ride
bicycle tire pump and a couple bikes
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Melissa Bowman @dtkmelissa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Seen on foot or bike, streets are detailed, different. Paths and short-cuts become as important as roads. Buildings, gardens, trees, flowers, people’s faces – the enormous ecology of city life is there to be studied up close as I move slowly through it." #HappyCities
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I’m driving less. I don’t want to see the world through a driver’s eyes any more
Before I began driving less, I had long had a melancholic sense that the city lifestyle I lived was cut off from the seasons and nature
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 30/05/2025
I couldn’t find my car keys last week I was in a rush ‘fuck it I’ll ride my bike’ but now it’s Friday of this week and I still haven’t found my car keys
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I'm totally e-bike pilled. Never thought biking to a meeting into a headwind would be *fun*. And then I got to tell the person I was meeting with how awesome e-bikes are.
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 30/04/2026
checks out
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Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD (@mbonsma@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image A finding that e-bike injury risk in Oslo, Norway is *lower* than conventional bike risk after adjusting for distance traveled. Caveat for North American readers: e-bikes in the EU...
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Michael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 23/04/2026
What if simply traveling to work and school and the store did not entail regular reminders of your mortality
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 23/04/2026
Crystal asked me why I didn’t wear a helmet today I got defensive and said that I didn’t wanna fuck up my mane But then she said ‘oh duhh you should show off that gorgeous doo’ and I blushed
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Bob Geary @bhobgeary.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The supermarket I bike to is only 3mi from my house, but luckily there's a 15mi shortcut.
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 27/04/2025
Popemobike
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 21/04/2026
Cory knows what's what pluralistic.net/2026/04/20/p...
Excerpt on ebikes from Cory Doctorow’s latest post
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 16/04/2026
horse with speech bubble
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Michael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 14/04/2026
Horse with start of speech bubble containing quoted post
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 05/04/2026
I parked my bike in the cold and my lock jammed up I got it free but it took some work
Kryptonite U-lock
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Signs of Life @signs-of-life.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 04/04/2026
Jay asked me, ‘horse, why do you like ebikes so much?’ I told him that sometimes I want a bike ride but not a workout
Horse
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 14/03/2026
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enclose.horse
enclose.horse
A puzzle game about enclosing horses.
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It’s definitely an option, and fills a gap in the market and the budget range, and you get a bike that looks and feels like a bike. I miss her so much! (That said, e-bikes built as e-bikes from the get-go are also great, esp as everything’s integrated and up to spec. Horses for courses, basically!)
My dear old e-bike, the Green Goddess - a retrofitted Civia mixte-style frame, with cute bamboo tray, carrier and mudguards, and swept back handlebars. Stolen from this very bike stand, a couple of years ago. I’d give anything to see her again - or at least get my hindquarters back in that perfectly worn-in and well-sprung Brooks B66 saddle!
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 28/03/2026
sometimes I see a bike and I just know I would like it's rider
a commuter ebike with a phone holder and a basket and a mirror
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 27/03/2026
"a taco is a sandwich" in the tweets "a TM-Q is an ebike" in the skeets
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 24/03/2026
When you ride ALONE, you ride with Trump!
A similar propaganda poster from World War II with Hitler is shown in the next post. This one shows Trump riding next to the man and encouraging you to walk bike or transit today.
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 20/03/2026
back when Charles' mom Liz was in charge of England we called it biqueen
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 19/03/2026
tree dumb huggers wars 🤝 raise gas prices
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 17/02/2025
e-bikes, aiblockers, and fusion are the technologies of the 21st century
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 19/03/2026
me: I'm gonna bike there friend: oooh you should drive there instead it's so icy a car might kill you if you bike me: yes yes good point I prefer accidentally killing over being accidentally killed
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horse ebikes @horse-ebikes.com · 16/03/2026
ebb·ick·ezz how I pronounce ebikes when trying to sound more sophisticated
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