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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ

@horse-does-taxes.bsky.social
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𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐯𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 Mun is 40+ BBQ'd by #ᑢᕼᗩᖇ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🚫Not a lewd/ERP account!🚫 Pls go away this is a horse. Lewd/ERP accounts will be blocked. Non-RP Accounts will be blocked. I own no art posted! #mvrp | #roleplay | #blueskyRP

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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Clop. Clop clop. With every clop you're that much closer to Q4. Time to start preparing your end of year reporting...
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Its Seabiscuit.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
White people taco meat, and printer toner.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is that Stark guy still crashing out? ... I'm auditing his ex wife.
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Tony Stark [Hiatus] @forgedheart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"IT'S JUST A SKATEBOARDING TRASHCAN! OH, MY APOLOGIES, MR. TRASHCAN!!"
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He just skateboards man, jeeze. I dunno what he does with his spare time.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He made a billionaire crash out? He's never been more proud to be a regular horse.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The skateboarding duck?
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ʀɪᴄʜᴛᴏғᴇɴ @imzyklus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Money-Hungry Gryphon @feathersandcoins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Surprise Motherfucker
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
WHINNNNNNNNNNNNY
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Money-Hungry Gryphon @feathersandcoins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
SSSSQQQUUUUAAAAAWWWWKKK
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Two words. Hard. Tacos.
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Björn the Vampire Mouse @bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s #MouseMonday so everyone give him blood snacks and let him start as many fires as he wants!
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Cool Rat with Sunglasses
ALT: Cool Rat with Sunglasses
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Like tax season, he just sneaks up on you. Chew chew chew.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Chews on her hair.
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𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴 @whoismaneater.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
𝑆ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 💄 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑏 » 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 💄𝑜𝑐/𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡/𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 » 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 💄𝑆𝐹𝑊 | 𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 #marvelRP #DCRP #MVRP #BSRP #oc #sfwrp #nsfwrp
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't believe all of these scam bots pretending to be Palestinians are being properly taxed...
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't think the ShinRa electric company pays it's taxes either.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar @themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
“Dr. Hardy chose me to be the Jaguar! He believed in me! If you don’t, you can rot in this helmet! You want glorious battles? I’m going to be a superhero! You’ll get your battles!” 𝘡𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘈𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘪 𝘈𝘱𝘢𝘦𝘤 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙅𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙧 ♡ + ↻
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Cienn Sinclair @cienn.sunder.my · 30/07/2025
Every shadow is within MY sight.
A commissioned piece of art drawn by Donut and commissioned by SUNDER of Cienn Sinclair, a pale woman with teal hair, pale skin, and black eyes, with glowing teal irises. Her face is covered in shadow aside from the tip of her nose and she's wearing a crescent moon necklace.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's offering personal and business tax solutions for Horse and Gryphon! The front picture is of this specific horse... Hard to mistake it... And a winged fantasy creature with bloody meat hanging from it's beak, impenetrable bird eyes staring forward.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🕸️ The dark side of this account is that the horse is a cog in a terrifying machine
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𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓕𝓔𝓢𝓢𝓞𝓡 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 @hellfirequeen.worm.skin · 19/08/2026
As long as the government keeps funding sentinel programs I am going to keep evading my taxes.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A smiling horse has a pamphlet in it's mouth, offering it to her.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Knock knock, clop clop outside the Dispatch office.
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Money-Hungry Gryphon @feathersandcoins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Swooping in when you least expect it- Recently hired gryphon coming to collect taxes. Either works solo or with the famous tax horse.
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Grifo em As Crônicas De Nárnia
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Elf princess Elise @eliseurayel4.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Coming to collect your taxes.
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Grifo em As Crônicas De Nárnia
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A horse in a suite is flying on a Gryphon, standing proud. The Gryphon is ALSO wearing a suit. The banner behind it says: 'Stickyhooves and Gryphon, tax specialistz!' With a z so they can connect with Gen Z.
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Tony Stark [Hiatus] @forgedheart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Do NOT give that damn horse a gryphon!!"
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He can't help his equine genetics.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Fat Horse Drinking All Water Of The World
ALT: Fat Horse Drinking All Water Of The World
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He should join a firm. Or start one. Maybe scour the multiverse for the other Tax Horses.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lost your tax documentation? Let him play you a sad song...
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Funny Horse Plays with Fence Wire
ALT: Funny Horse Plays with Fence Wire
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You appear unprepared for an audit, [READER]. Are you?
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Appears.
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Horse Horses
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Tandy Bowen - Dagger @angeloflight.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Her and the tax hprse viking to music as she curry combs him. @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social #MadripoorNights
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
He's sensing a disturbance in the tax-force.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🐎 Whimsey 404 has crashed, writer is stepping away for a bit
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy America Fart Day by the way.
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Funny Horse Plays with Fence Wire
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🐎 Don't be weird guys it's a silly tax horse.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wait. Wait. Waaaaait. Are the rest of you NOT horses?
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He took down Stark. Which billionaire loser is next?
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🕸️ Guys I have so many horse pictures on my phones
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Trots up to her. Seems like a normal horse.
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Horse What
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ᴄ.ᴇ.ᴏ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The horse clops its feet a few times. It might be morse code. It could be a Fibonacci sequence. It doesn't matter. He's only a horse.
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