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Mr. Horror4H

@horror4h.bsky.social
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Ever watch a terrible movie and have a voice inside your head making fun of it the whole time? That's me. Patreon: patreon.com/horror4h SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/user-379697330 Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/7vgXIsWgHH7ax…

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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 3h
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Hack the Planet
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 3h
The thing is I can clearly see him without her in the picture and omfg he just looks so.....pathetically sad. Like I feel bad for this guy. Jfc that's so depressing. I'm suicidal on a regular basis and I'm still over here seeing this going "well I could be worse off I suppose" Like holy fuck.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 3h
If not for cat then why warm? Checkmate
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 3h
What do we do with a stranger's data? What do we do with a stranger's data? What do we do with a stranger's data early in the morning? Buy lots of Door Dash from a good place Buy lots of Door Dash from a good place Buy lots of Door Dash from a good place early in the morning!
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 7h
I love it so much. I first watched because it was an MST3K episode but the story I was catching behind the riffs I was like "wait no but I kinda like this as a concept" The ending was pretty out there but I mean it's a 70s sci fi/horror flick so that's just a given lol
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 11h
If a band is named after some random 70s or 80s horror movie or line from a horror movie, you know their shit is gonna be fucking awesome. Also that the leader singer smells like cloves and bad weed.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 11h
<first time being a pornography camera person> .....I still get my day rate right?
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 11h
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 11h
Now you gonna be da wormface!
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 11h
Replace fascism with authoritarianism and I've seen other leftists pulling this shame shit. It's disheartening and sad to witness. Like no, all authoritarians are bad.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 11h
Why are the pyramids in Egypt? Because they were too heavy to move to the British museum.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 11h
Were you listening to me Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 12h
The fact that Nvidia stock didn't tank a bit ago when their ceo admitted he can't even remember his own address or phone number should prove to you that money is fake. That's the worst thing your CEO could say aside from "Jeffrey Epstein? I loved that guy! He raped kids? Yea, duh. I loved that guy!
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 13h
We aren't throwing nearly enough rich powerful people out of windows anymore. Defenestration needs to be a more common word.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 13h
Not enough stock prices are tanking at the news that the fuckin CEO of Nvidia doesn't fucking know their own address or phone number. Bruh, that's shit you know in kindergarten.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 13h
Someone watched The Vagina Monologues and thought "how can I ruin every single aspect of this?" and then did some acid while dwelling on that question.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 13h
I kinda got stuck with the "hurt it" and "kill it" and just can't move on til we find out who did that and why and then disregard the why and beat them to death with socks that are full of rolls of quarters.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
And then at the end of the book is like "HOW WAS I TO KNOW YOU WOULD BE VIOLENT?!"
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
If we frame AI in the same manner as Frankenstein creating his monster then it's a similar story overall except in this one, Frankenstein gives his monster a few dozen ak-47s, a few RPGs, radar, nightvision goggles, a tactical nuke, enough ammo to last a long time, and a bank account of $10 billion.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
And I feel like in the 00s and beyond even the bad actors have some training usually so like they're not the worst or most hilarious so it's like mediocre bad which feels worse to me than the other kinds of bad. Idk I'm weird lol But something about this one definitely had me watching it.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
Honestly I usually don't like the bad movies from the 00s-20's as much. I love the ones from the 70s and 80s the most. 90s are hit or miss. Something about the acting, feels like the bad actors in the 70s and 80s were always either way over the top or just the flattest affects ever.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
"It's so nice out today, can we have court outside?"
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
lol it was hilariously fun. I know it was on tv again a year or so later and I watched it again intentionally and was like "yea no paying attention didn't help, what the fuck" and still loving it I love how many people love bad movies. Sometimes these movies are just so endearing
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
Every conservative accusation is a confession.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
I remember watching it super late at night sometime probably in 2006. I was probably just up super late studying for some exam and this thing was on TV and I kept looking up at the screen like "...what the fuck?" lol
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
Ha! I forgot Cavill was in that one! I was always just like "hey that's Lance Henriksen!"
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
Is Blood Rage the one with the twins?
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Phase IV (1974) Look can I explain myself? No. Do I care to explain myself? No. Do I somehow love this movie despite how just terrible it is? Hell yea.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 14h
I do love how the poster makes it seem like there will be any action at all lol
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 15h
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Everything About This Suck Idom
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 15h
What I imagine Harvey Keitel said just prior to agreeing to Pulp Fiction at this point: So how many times do I get to say the n word?
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 15h
They're all democrats. Never let any democrat try to sell you the "no true scotsman" bullshit. Democrats are conservatives. They fight actual progress almost as hard as the GOP. This is who democrats truly are and has been. They're just as bought and paid for as the GOP.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Impact > intent And even then, their intent is to not give a fuck because they want money and power. So they're doing the wrong thing for the wrong reasons and then expect us to take a big bite of the shit sandwich and say "thanks for putting ketchup on it at least!"
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I am sure from Florida!"
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ALL FORMS OF AUTHORITARIANISM ARE BAD THE END.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In response to all the extra special in your face fascism I saw someone earlier saying maybe we do need some leftist authoritarianism. And if you think that, I'm gonna need you hydrate, eat, move around, get some sleep. And if you still feel that way, bash your head into a wall til it stops.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yup, saw this a few days ago and already seeing Trejo try the "i'm not pro-ice, I'm a proud mexican!" bullshit. No the fuck you aren't man. You're literally doing a pro ice movie. You're pro ice now. Fuck you Machete.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh it's so good. I rewatched it a couple years back and it still held up very well
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean they won't learn though. They've been trying to win conservative votes instead of catering to their actual base for decades
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My favorite Anthony Bourdain moment: youtu.be/SgxYcRs_J5M
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Anthony Bourdain Refuses to Toast the Queen
YouTube video by Zach George
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me for years: The state should never have the power to execute anyone. Because they will do it to anyone they can as a fear tactic and propaganda. It doesn't what the accused did. It'll be a show for the regime to control us. White House: We're gonna execute this guy on livestream. Me:
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I Warned You - Soldier Boy's Threat
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ariel is fake.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tiny Bit More Seth Meyers
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ya gotta love to see women succeeding and moving up in the world
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So then we can burn down the frat houses and say "if they didn't want to be burned alive they shouldn't have lived in flammable buildings" right?
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"MEN AREN'T ALL VIOLENT AND UNHINGED! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUBLIC EXECUTIONS ARE BACK! I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH!" - men
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They don't really care. They just need the polls to show that people will so they can get more money from their backers because ultimately they're capitalists and only give a fuck about money.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"he looks crazy!" *looks at every single person who's been allowed to stand around the president at all his meetings* ..........uh..... I don't think that's the standard you wanna judge people by....
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't get me wrong, still go vote but if you think this ends with a ballot box, you're so grossly mistaken it's not even funny anymore.
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Mr. Horror4H @horror4h.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Free speech according to the US government: Making AI child porn Livestreaming an execution Giving candidates millions through super pacs Not Free speech according to the US government: Peacefully protesting Saying AI Saying mean things about the President And y'all think voting is gonna fix it.
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