You thought hitting me with the brain drain ray gun I left on a pedestal marked "My only weakness, only way to defeat me" would naturally make you win, but actually it's a lot harder to stop a fox that's too stupid to understand why you don't want ridden until your pelvis shatters
![A nervous kobold on the karaoke stage of the bar they’re at with their friends. “Oooh gosh this was a stupid idea,, I can’t do karaoke!!!”
But as their friends shout and cheer them on, the kobold sparkles! “R-right!- what am I thinking!”
“I can’t disappoint my fans!!!” The curvy sylveon popstar poses on the stage, the huge concert crowd cheering and waving glow sticks! They’re now shirtless, with their slim white-furred belly and chest out, and their pants have changed into flowy shortshorts, with their thong straps sluttily plainly visible!
For a moment, they snap out of it, REALLY embarrassed at how they’re dressed and posing in front of the]is huge cheering crowd-](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gzkhukvldhls4mu3ueyj6nvc/bafkreigr6g3y5kyii3syvdwei6hxvmayhhqumojd63o6hgmy7vq2zm3a3i)
