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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Having 98% of MAGA Republicans is ok until people stop calling themselves a MAGA Republican.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Accidentally left Trump TV on with my dog now she wants to invade Greenland. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The argument against putting Donald Trumps name on The Kennedy Centre to save it from bankruptcy: Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino Trump World's Fair Trump University New Jersey Generals Trump Steaks Trump Shuttle Trump Entertainment Resorts Trump Vodka Donald J. Trump Foundation #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Don Jnr is a person of some financial means so I’m trying to think of a reason you would need a Russian oligarch to pay for your wedding. The only reason I can think of is because he can.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I would question the sanity of anyone who would choose to be Green Lantern… just saying. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If it’s a choice between JD Vance leading us to The End Times or childless cat ladies leading us… I’ll take the cat ladies. #politics #political

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Prime Minister Carney of Canada said in relation to Trump Administration deals, "We recognized that sometimes its signature was written in pencil." Well I’m glad Australia doesn’t have a deal to costing billions to buy something essential like submarines. #auspol

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Who exactly is paying Ghislaine Maxwell’s legal bills? She has taken appeals to the Supreme Court - someone must be paying the bills. #Epstein

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Before giving serious consideration to this any chance you can solve that Iran situation? #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Hey Canada, Australia still loves you 😉 #canada #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Trump can’t reach a deal with long term ally Canada. But we should believe he can reach a deal with bitter enemy Iran. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Wow the makeup seems to be thicker than the liner on the reflecting pool.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Trump getting off Airforce One and leaving staff and journalists behind as a decoy. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

How can a country spend more than a trillion dollars on defence and not have enough money for universal health care and housing the homeless.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Waiting for someone to come to your house for an appointment should be convenient. It’s your house you have tea, snacks, access to your own toilet. But I just find myself hoping they will come so they can go again and I can have tea, snacks, and my own toilet all to myself.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Wow based on Trumps speech it seems whoever was the President at the time of the 2020 election was totally incompetent and has a lot to answer for 🤔

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If this is a political platform, it’s not the worst I’ve heard today 🤷‍♂️

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Things I don’t eat for breakfast since becoming an adult: Coco pops Fruit loops Cheerios Rice Bubbles Boogers

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Every time a YouTuber thanks me for clicking on on their video I’m like “yeah I made this happen”

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I spoke to my BFF Senator Mitch McConnell today for 20min today we spoke about before that princess kissed him and why Kermit has such an attraction to pigs and if they only had one more seat on the Supreme Court they could ban it. Good times.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Well Britain having a stark raving lunatic and Count Binface run against each other is the most British thing ever.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I’ve been so focused on me lately, so it’s your turn. What do you like about me?

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I often voice the dogs thoughts, the kids think she’s funnier than I am 🙄

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Public service reminder - if you are the Prime Minister of a country it’s usually not a good idea to play a game of Shag, Marry, Date - unless your Bob Hawke I mean in which case it’s expected

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I have to admit every time my one of my friends says “remember the time” I usually don’t remember the time.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I’d love to be the person who they refer to when it’s said “he literally wrote the book on that”. I just need to write the book… and work out what it’s about.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Trump says 45th President responsible for USMCA trade agreement was an idiot. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Trump makes $2.2 Billion in the last 12 months. And here’s me not even making my first billion. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Gosh imagine a place where a community just blindly follows the group think agenda…

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Oooo that was close, the Senate nearly did their job. #politics

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Pauline Hanson opposes pay rise for child care workers, increase in minimum wages, and would like to make it easier to sack workers. Exactly who are the battlers she supports? #auspol

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Former FBI Director James Comy puts up a seashell post saying “8647” and the Trump administration was so concerned this was a threat against Trump it took 11 months to do something about it. It’s almost like it wasn’t a priority till now. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Trump proposes the Government take over Spirit Airlines. Seems like great idea I mean he does have experience and Trump Shuttle is still around today and financially strong. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

So the Trump Iran war strategy is essentially to play “chicken”. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Trump: “What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is, but I've never heard it described a corner store. Who the hell wrote that please?” A true man of the people. #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

If I don’t hear the word “Ballroom” for the rest of my life, I’ll be OK with that.

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Trump getting treatment from his Dr (hopefully a cognitive test) #trump

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Have we reached peak AI ridiculousness yet when Allbirds a sneaker company says they are going to become an AI company and their market value skyrockets. #stocks #AI

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Horatio Hayes @horatiohayes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026