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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank god Michigan State brought in Pat Fitzgerald to turn the program around, despite the horrific allegations about his time at Northwestern. Not just anybody could get hammered my Wisconsin by 4 TDs
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’d be Chump of the Week if you miss your chance to rewatch Detroiters
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“There is no god but Allah.”
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wonder if they make one of these I can wear around my neck?
Hand written sign reading , “Please be gentle with me. I am unstable”. It was in front of a store display with a stuffed alpaca
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The CEO of a health insurer that is responsible for the death of thousands every year, not to mention those that have a lower quality of life due to denial of coverage, etc., is not “a random dude”. And that doesn’t even get into his personal beef with UHC. I don’t condone what he did, but…
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Holy shit, amazing work
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ernest Denies The Holocaust
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ernest Says Trans Rights Are Human Rights
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social , this is gross, and I’m really looking forward to casting my vote for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social Patrick Reed just hit one about 60 degrees left of his target out of the weeds and almost took out a bunch of guys walking in the adjacent fairway. And his ball ended up in more weeds, so we may not be done yet
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
When It happens, there will be Knicks championship celebrations in every city and town throughout the entire country
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Totally didn’t understand that “Born in the USA” wasn’t a patriotic anthem
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Rilo Kiley in Milwaukee—totally worth the trip from Detroit! And Milwaukee seems cool so far
Rilo Kiley on stage in Milwaukee on May 28, 2026Marquee of the riverside theater in Milwaukee, lit up showing Rilo Kiley performing tonight
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social did you get the nut tap at the end of the 2nd period of MTL-CAR. Shoresy would be proud of that one
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Shoresy Laughing
Alt: Shoresy Laughing
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just kill it now. Nobody gives a fuck about your lame duck shit tour that's so uncompetitive that Anthony Kim can win on it
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Eggs, bacon, hash browns, coffee and the rest for tip
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Depression Cool Ranch Doritos
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Attendees of the Nazi dinner party have forfeited their claim to any sympathy
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Or be so bad at math that he thinks that taking half as many days off means that he's worked twice as many days as someone else
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
10 bucks for every year since “trouble with the snap” made me the happiest I’ve ever been watching a football game #charitibundibowl
Screen shot showing a $100 donation. There’s text reading “thanks, Rich!”, and a photo of a bearded man with glasses
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“currently” is doing so much work here
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’ve always loved this one (RIP Mike)
Tweet from @mikefossey reading “Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Dennis from It's always sunny in philadelphia sitting in a car with the text "[Laughter]  You dumb bitch"
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The immorality of being wiling to sacrifice the rights of an entire group of people is monstrous, and it’s also a dogshit political strategy. I’m not sure how many times centrist weasels need to be taught this lesson
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I worked for Honeybaked Ham over winter break one year in college for two weeks, and in that time, I set myself on fire twice (a cloth apron over a fireproof one—no injuries), and got fired for calling in sick (hungover) on their busiest day of the year. To date, the only time I’ve been fired🤞
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Bluey is Antifa
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
@schumer.senate.gov you’re delusional if you think there’s any way to reform something like this
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
@schumer.senate.gov this is the only acceptable position. Enough of this weak shit you’re proposing
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
People fucking hate this shit. No one can stop Woke 2
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yale: Wow, this is getting a lot of quote skeets. People must be loving our announceme…oh no
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If It hasn’t happened, I hope he sees all the posts from people who are hoping that it has
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
TGIWFWTD
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/v...
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Man wearing Nazi armband gets knocked out with one punch | Daily Mail Online
A man wearing a bright red Nazi armband in Seattle was knocked out cold by a man he appeared to be arguing with.
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social did you see the thing where Tom Izzo is screaming at his (possibly drunk) former player, Paul Davis, and has him removed from the arena? Such a bizarre scene
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Inside you, there are two wolves…
Picture of a blue Jeep SUV with a window decal on the right side, reading “life is beautiful”, with butterfly shapes surrounding it. On the left side, there is another decal that is a stick figure sticking up the middle finger on both hands
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Santa is getting freaky this year
A sign for an event where kids can see Santa Claus in a train caboose in town, with the text reading “all aboard! Santa in the caboose. It kinda reads like it could be a sex thing
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
“That dog ain’t shit”
Photo of a small striped cat sitting on top of a post with a lamp on it about 6 feet off the ground next to a gate with a “beware of dog” sign hanging on it
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It’s great that the elections are going well tonight, but wouldn’t it be nice if voters developed object permanence and remembered that they hate everything republicans do whenever they get into power, and stop electing them?
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Fill the bar, people
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov, why don't you do something about your state police goons assaulting peaceful protesters for no fucking reason?
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand. Popcorn (I realize this is weird) Forrest Gump Hey Soul Sister (or basically anything by Train, because I can’t stand the singer’s voice)
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Always a great bit😆
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tuna ‼️ @artbytuna.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This is the money Flapjack. Repost for ten years good luck ✨ 🐈
A cute orange cat lounges on Canadian bills, a colourful array of blues greens purples and more.
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Third Way President John Cowan can go fuck himself with a rusty claw hammer. Trans rights are human rights
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Dealer’s choice
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
@drewmagary.bsky.social now that Aaron Rodgers has presumably stopped torturing you, everything with the QB situation for the Vikes should be smooth sailing, right?
The Athletic's Dianna Russini reports the Browns, Steelers, and Vikings "are the most likely potential suitors" for Falcons QB Kirk Cousins
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I see today's pump has run out of steam and it's time to dump.
stock chart from about 1:15PM EDT on 4/8/2025, showing S&P, Dow, and Nasdaq indices trending significantly down after spiking earlier in the day based on some kind of imaginary hope that a deal might come to remove Trump's idiotic tariffs
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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Markets not done reacting to Trump shooting the economy in the dick
chart from about 11:45 PM EDT on April 3, 2025 showing various stock indices down another 0.62% to 0.65% after plunging 4-6% during trading earlier in the day
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