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Hootiewhom

@hootiewhom.bsky.social
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It’s the internet 2008 over here. Random thoughts, maybe a pic of something going on in my life. No interest in clout chasing or doom scrolling.

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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jonathan David with the Atletico de Madrid™️ foul. #usmnt
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pep ruined football. This #usmnt C-team has no business trying to play the ball out of the back. It’s a gift to any team, much less against Jesse Marsch’s press.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Ronaldo hands Portugal FA easy way out.”
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope there’s some KPI somewhere that justifies the preponderance of the bubble screen in the modern NFL because the aesthetics are miserable
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn, an ear clap red card?!? USA-Mexico always delivers!
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
¡Dos a cero!
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am terrified to admit that C*v*n S*ll*v*n is incredibly impressive and even appears to have that dawg in him
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Men absolutely love sitting on workout benches and playing on their phones for extended periods of time. I wonder if some get benches at home because they love it so much at the gym.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manchester City releasing an official statement claiming it’s all a conspiracy theory is just so lazily copied from page 1 of the Evil Rich Guy in 2026 Playbook. I’m frankly disappointed.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum is just one of those guys you face and hope he has a bad night
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Conspiracy Theory: Hurts was fine. He and Siriani just wanted him to sit out a few plays so the haters could get a reminder about what the alternatives are
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As an Eagles fan, Im confused why the Bears would run at all when Case Keenum is playing like Tom Brady
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sevilla keeper just booted the ball 80 yards on a goal kick. It was beautiful. And it makes tactical sense. Why risk passing the ball through Fermin, Raphinha, Pedri, and Rodri? Playing it out of the back is visually appealing but doesn’t always make sense.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The FC Barcelona attack this season is like a tornado full of chainsaws.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wirtz is an amazing player. Liverpool look better without Wirtz because he disrupts their shape and rhythm. Both can be true.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching Madrid, it’s crazy how un-Mourinho it is to play Mbappe, Vini, Diomande, Guler, and Huijsen at the same time.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think Kawhi coming back to the Raptors after absolutely ruining the team he left them for is every hater’s dream come true.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cesc Fabregas absolutely cooking at Como. Italian calcio being the disaster that it currently is, I wouldn’t put winning a Serie A beyond them.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Big matchday for us Bodo/Glimt-heads!
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Szoboszlai is such a dawg, man
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I might laugh for 6 years at how the English announcer just pronounced Araujo
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The only thing Marcos Llorente hates more than Liverpool is science
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Serious question: Is anyone even close to Raphinha’s level right now? Scoring for fun and a pressing/running machine. How did Hansi not see this before?
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whenever you’re feeling like an imposter or like your ego has grown out if control, remember that narcissists aren’t capable of self-doubt. Also remember that Gianni Infantino still thinks he’s the best man to run FIFA.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fermín for La Liga Player of the Season. This man is an absolute menace, whether pressing, passing, or finishing!
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Idk that any squad has ever needed a pausa de hidratación quite like Valencia: down 2-0 already, fans are protesting, and their best dribble of the game was in their own defensive third
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
New unreal Lamine Yamal trivela goal just dropped
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At the end of the Wenger era at Arsenal, it seemed like an entire team of attacking midfielders with neither steel nor ability to score. This Spurs team seems entirely made up of players that cannot break lines.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They should make a website that works
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am 25 years into being invasively asked if I want to change my default browser and still I grow more spiteful at this pattern each time. Isn’t Tech supposed to innovate?
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chelsea are absolutely humming. You might want to credit Xabi Alonso’s management, but I know it’s because Cole Palmer has his worst haircut yet. The man is like a reverse Sampson. The worse he looks, the better he plays.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@kentremendous.bsky.social I just finished How to Be Perfect and wanted to say thank you for writing such a funny and engaging book on philosophy for those of us that think Kant and Bentham were a little much. It had been on my list forever and did not disappoint.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No one has ever brought a medium-well-behaved dog camping. It’s only the most well-behaved dogs in the world and Cujos out here, with nothing in between.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
James Trafford and Dominic Calvert-Lewin on the same team is an all-time pairing of guys doing entirely too much, visually.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Me: “Football is back! Can’t wait to watch the first premiership match!” Peacock: “Here’s Forest-Leeds!” Me: ”Never mind.”
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Never forget. 🐟
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I find myself in the uncomfortable position this morning of having heartily agreed with both UEFA and TMZ on political talking points. Modern capitalism means you can't have true friends, only the enemies of your enemies.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My old man accomplishment for the year was getting through the entire World Cup without finding out who Speed is or why he's famous.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am worried about Andres Cantor. He may die of joy.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maybe it means so much to Messi at 39 is because dominating the sport at this age is finally difficult for him
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Surely all the narrative about the Argentina-Spain final is going to center on di Stefano
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Unreal directorial work to get the English guy with the trophy slow-mo saying, “What the fuck?!”
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Unreal.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
GOOD GOD THAT’S DAN BURN’S MUSIC!!!
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Living this Pausa like it might be my last.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Unreal tackle by Spence but Giuliano can only run vertically. He cannot turn left (or right)
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Zoolander's Iconic Blue Steel Look
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Brutal first half. Second half will be decided by a red card, corner goal, Messi magic, or someone monopolizing on everyone being gassed shithousing each other into a first half stalemat.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This Spain team is an anaconda, man. They have barely broken a sweat against a France squad full of generational talents.
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lol “Donatello is about to kick it.” - Telemundo announcer while Mbappe was lining up the free kick. The boys are deep in their bag in the 88th minute
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Hootiewhom @hootiewhom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Deschamps putting in Theo Hernamdez at left back against a snarling Lamine is certainly a roll of the dice.
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