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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 7h

Ok, but consider.... yes you do

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 11h

Quick! Stick it somewhere warm and moist! I've got a couple ideas.

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 11h

Ironically, the go-to "we don't know what it was actually used for" in anthropology will actually be correct. It actually IS for "fertility" AND "ritual purposes"

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 14h

Good news! I have so much fluff!

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 16h

I'm not even really into chastity and friends are "bullying" me saying I need to be in a cage because I haven't gotten off in over a week and I'm getting pretty feral and aaaaaaa I need dick!

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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 11/10/2026

LAIKA's ‘WILDWOOD’ has debuted with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Highest rated animated film of the decade. Read our review: bit.ly/WildwoodDF

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You? Men? How could anyone possibly have seen this coming‽ Oh right, the Everything

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Had yet another person tell me, independent and unprompted, that my hole "feels like velvet" Beginning to think there's something to it

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OTTER @ottertale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

National park advisory Follow instructions at your own risk.

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That odd moment when all you can think about is How do you know if you're ready for a fist? And I really can't find a good answer anywhere.

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hmmm, the living dildo is thinking again. Clearly isn't being used enough.

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

... ok, I see it now. Clever/cute 😉

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You're gonna need the Ultra Jumbo popcorn

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Sunday Bunday @sundaybunday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Help me, Bluesky! You’re my only hope! *sound on*

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The treasure is buried under...

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I mean, at current prices, $40,000 is what, three packs?

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That's what we get for chucking a hunk of Warpstone in with the cages at NIMH

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You'll finally have the time but then won't be able to fall asleep

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wow, it took all the way until the end of October 6th for me to see porn of someone fucking a pumpkin. I think that's a new record.

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You do any better and they're gonna put you in charge of HS2 😉

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bear event tonight, could actually go but, I dunno, WorkStress has completely flattened my libido right now.

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They should get into Tulips. Nothing bad ever happened from speculating on Tulips. *offstage whisper* What?! Oh shit. On a totally unrelated topic, any interest in buying a few thousand tulip bulbs?

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Zack Geminus @hooski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026