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Cat Wizard

@hooptyauthority.bsky.social
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actually a cat boy. and a wizard

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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why the fuck does anyone live in Texas
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m sorry
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really respect that Macklemore actually named and shamed the Zionists
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How the fuck is Mitch actually alive? Here's praying that doesn't last too much longer.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2026
one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy holidays everyone
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M31🍁 @m31author.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Slayer master says:
For anyone who doesn’t play RuneScape: a Slayer Master is an NPC who assigns you a specific monster and a number to kill, like “go kill 67 demons,” and you complete the assignment for Slayer XP.

Someone edited this old RuneScape screenshot so the Slayer Master’s assignment is “67 Flock Cameras.”
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Nate @natelech.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Tim Sweeney is maybe the dumbest bitch on earth
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I really did not like that when Bluesky was broken yesterday that it REALLY wanted me to give it my identity. Just fyi I will never fucking do that and the delete account button on that page called to me like the green goblin mask.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Idk why Bluesky would want to open it's doors to more chuds. Honestly, I thought it was a bit too inclusive here and that's why I bully Zionists.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Man fast food feels 10x sadder without lettuce
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jfc mobile Reddit is un-fucking-usable, but hell will freeze over before I install the app
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If it isn't clear already, we just need to ditch AAA, publishers, and Big Tech... And go make our own games with blackjack and hookers!
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Everything I have learned about tadc has been against my will
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What the fuck, why did reddit roll out translation like a day AFTER the Hungarian election. I have been wanting to read that subreddit for MONTHS
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Osrs community on Bluesky gotta be one of my favorite places on the internet right now.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Linux subreddits full of questions about kernel level anti cheat and age verification are my personal hell
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Now let's get rid of Vought, Carr, Hegseth, and Leavitt... At the very least
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Pls invite me to your osrs clan, I beg
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Me looking at the E85 button on the gas pump when I pull up in my non-flex fuel truck
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Microsoft looking real scared after the Neo dropped" "The ram shortage will drive everyone to Apple" Boy, is that not how this works...
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
You're allowed to make ONE Chuck Norris joke... Chuck Norris allowed Death to retire and took his job.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Stop trying to make Mac gaming happen. Actually it almost happened like 10 years ago and Apple aimed a shotgun at their dick and pulled the trigger. Now they just make themselves hard to develop for. The only ones that can support it are the studios with money that actually don't give a rat's ass.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Driving home in my motor vehicle (bad) to start BeamNG and drive a motor vehicle (good)
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
DLSS is probably the worst thing to ever happen to gaming. Nvidia cooking straight ass.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd...
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System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B. (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by systemofadownVEVO
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you buy the upcoming Xbox because "it's a PC" I'm going to sign you up for a lobotomy
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I will never fucking understand how anyone can use an apple product for anything productive. Introduce anything outside of the ecosystem and prepare for the most friction possible. It makes me mad anyone would use it when they make it impossible for me to support.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I NEED a Steam controller already
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The punishment of allowing your child to play Roblox should be giant orbital laser
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I'm telling you, more Mexican food needs potatoes in it
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Does nobody look at the line in the drive through of a 7brew or Starbucks and think there might be a problem or two?
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Insane how much your power level spikes while watching someone like @techconnectify.bsky.social @climatetown.bsky.social or @bennjordan.bsky.social
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's a weird feeling, I have been developing the Alt-1 electron fork, but this year all of that will very likely be thrown away if Jagex releases a plugin API for rs3. Of course I welcome that and I'll be hard at work until then.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
o7 Minnesota
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Kinda glad Tiktok got bought out by grifters. Now people just don't want to use it lmao. Shorts and their platforms are a cancer.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Just for the record: Microslop.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Why the fuck is it so hard to buy a USB 3.0 cable?
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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bonafido what are you doing?!?
Osrs meme of Bonafido reaching for a varrock guards sword, labelled as "service weapon"
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Stop fucking buying YouTube premium for gods sake
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Oh so this is how I find out huh
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Can the white house please refrain from being fucking insane, it makes opening my phone a lot more annoying
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
What the fuck is the point of celebrating new years if everything is closed
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Bluegrass hits like crazy in the winter, I don't understand it If you don't believe me then put on Cuttin Grass by Sturgill Simpson and start driving.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I know it's a stereotype, and I welcome and encourage everyone, but it's crazy how unbelievably annoying Linux newcomers are, especially gamers. Almost like they're children...
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
More reliable than Triple A
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Anybody wanna go French Revolution on ISPs with me? I want ipv6...
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
By the way, fuck you Micron
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Jensen Huang does not get dunked on enough. I'd give that guy the biggest swirlie imaginable.
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Cat Wizard @hooptyauthority.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
If you see someone gambling, you should give them a huge fucking turbo wedgie
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