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Bips McCallister

@hoomph.bsky.social
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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A scene of an empty intersection in a city with a crosswalk. A red hand symbol is visible on the crosswalk light.

The hand has now changed to a green snail symbol.

The snail symbol has changed back to a red hand and the numbers “999” are visible next to it. A small snail has appeared on the street heading toward the sidewalk.

The crosswalk light still has a red hand but the numbers now read, “497”. The snail has only moved a few more inches across the street.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pills done! I am officially done cancer treatment 😌
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Big mood
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“I know how Einstein must have felt about the atom bomb or Marcus when she developed the Genesis device.” —Janeway from Star Trek: Voyager, S4.E21, “The Omega Directive”
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wonder if there’s a name for this. I’m sure it’s a well known writing technique but it just hit me last night when watching Voyager.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love the thing in Star Trek when they list a bunch of events and always include a real event from history followed by a fictional event. Such a cool way to immediately give credibility to the fictional one.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
lol love that
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sorry for using the H word
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wish I thought of this 3 months ago lol
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good luck to my chemo buddies as you finish your treatments I hope to get back to making new comics soon Get your colonoscopies and fiber! 💩 Love you guys ❤️
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Finished chemo today Technically still have 14 days of pills until officially done but I am counting today as a big milestone Thank you to my partner, family, friends, all the amazing healthcare workers, and all of you for your encouragement and support
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Update 7 Infusion 3 of 4 done. Cold sensitivity worse but staying top of it with gloves this time. Cut the tips so I can still tippy tap on my phone. Getting through this one day at a time. Appreciate all your support guys ❤️ Get your fiber and colonoscopies 💩
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
😏
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A love story
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Every time I visit infusion center my neighbors have had it way worse. Having to come every week or even multiple times a week. My heart goes out to them. Lisa, I hope you found someone to bring you lunch this week.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Update 6 Infusion 2 of 4 done. Deferred from last week bc my ALT was 407 😳 down to 154 today. Cold sensitivity notably worse this time. Feel more woozy kind of overall. But not bad. I continue to feel so grateful that this is all I have to deal with.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Year 5 of reducing the temp in this comic by 1º
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Damn you Wordle Bot
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I can’t wait to never buy these
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thank you!! 🙏
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Update 5 Infusion 1 of 4 done. Feel good. Slight cold sensitivity and some tingling in my hands. Not bad at all. Pills start tonight, wish me luck. Appreciate you guys, thank you for all the support ❤️ Get your fiber and colonoscopies! 💩
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Behind a “Free Balloon Rides!” sign, a person gets into the basket of a balloon. A person in a suit unhooks a tether and waves.

The balloon is now very high in the air but is attached to the ground by another tether. The person in the suit on the ground yells up to the person in the balloon. In place of words the word balloon just contains an image of binoculars.

Now the viewpoint changes to be in the balloon with the person. They are looking through binoculars down at the person on the ground. It seems like they are holding another sign but it is too small to see.

The view changes again to be what the person looking through the binoculars sees. The person in the suit is holding a sign that says “$1000 Balloon Landings“.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Behind a “Free Balloon Rides!” sign, a person gets into the basket of a balloon. A person in a suit unhooks a tether and waves.

The balloon is now very high in the air but is attached to the ground by another tether. The person in the suit on the ground yells up to the person in the balloon. In place of words the word balloon just contains an image of binoculars.

Now the viewpoint changes to be in the balloon with the person. They are looking through binoculars down at the person on the ground. It seems like they are holding another sign but it is too small to see.

The view changes again to be what the person looking through the binoculars sees. The person in the suit is holding a sign that says “$1000 Balloon Landings“.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Photo of a shirt that reads, “Easy Does It” in large text and “But Do It” in smaller text
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Awesome!! So glad to hear it :)
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I normally don’t like sharing personal things but I knew I had to with this. Even if I can help one person not ignore a symptom or not put off a colonoscopy I’d be happy. I wish I didn’t ignore my symptoms for so long. Appreciate you man, thank you for saying that. I’m gonna beat this thing 🤘
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
That’s good!! So glad they don’t seem problematic to the doc 👏
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Thank you man, I really appreciate it! So glad you had one done and everything looks good!!
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Update part 4 Had a CT and some bloodwork today. Chemo starts 6/10. Doing 3 mo. Infusion every 3 wks and pills at home. Nervous about swallowing the pills and some of the side fx but overall I feel great about everything. Thank you all for your support, I love ya ❤️ Reminder to get your fiber!! 💩
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I wonder if anyone has ever named a pet Matthew
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Days of the week in order of word length: Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday Saturday Thursday Wednesday
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
God I’m so lonely
One oblong character says to another, “Wow, you have a really long nose!” The other oblong character does appear to have a nose that is much longer than that of the first character.

Suddenly, a mouth appears above what was assumed to be the nose of the second character and it says, “That’s not my nose—but thanks!”

We now jump to a person drawn in a very different style with puppets on each hand. The puppets are the characters from the first two panels. The person says, “God I’m so lonely”

We now jump to a hand drawing this comic. A word bubble coming from off the page says, “God I’m so lonely”
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
God I’m so lonely
One oblong character says to another, “Wow, you have a really long nose!” The other oblong character does appear to have a nose that is much longer than that of the first character.

Suddenly, a mouth appears above what was assumed to be the nose of the second character and it says, “That’s not my nose—but thanks!”

We now jump to a person drawn in a very different style with puppets on each hand. The puppets are the characters from the first two panels. The person says, “God I’m so lonely”

We now jump to a hand drawing this comic. A word bubble coming from off the page says, “God I’m so lonely”
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
IHOP is a great idea. I love IHOP but haven’t been in years. I don’t know what super tasting is like but ugh, I can imagine the mixture being awful for you, I’m sorry. Luckily for me it just tasted like apple juice. The hardest part was just being so full of liquid.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Thank you! Wow that’s a lot but so glad you’ve been clear! I had to do 3 preps in 3 months but hopefully I’m done for a while now. Was nervous about the first one but it wasn’t as bad as I thought!
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Please get a colonoscopy as soon as you turn 45 and if you have any bleeding when you poop ask your doctor for one now. It’s so easy to fix if you catch it early!
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Update for awareness part 3 Well it turns out I have cancer after all 😅 Just had surgery to remove part of my colon and everything went well! Feel so much better today and hopefully going home tomorrow. Doc still has to look at lymph nodes so I may need some chemo but I feel good about everything.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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A smiling cute creature shaped like a sphere enters frame saying, “Hey kids! Let’s learn our ABC’s”. There is a blue door in the distance.

Text at top of frame: “A is for…”. A large letter A appears through the door saying, “AIR POLLUTION”. Sphere creature is still smiling.

Zoomed in closer on creature and door. Text at top of frame, but slightly cut off: “B is for…“. A large letter B saying “BIODIVERSITY LOSS” is attempting to enter through the door but is being pushed back in by the sphere creature. The sphere creature is still smiling but there are several beads of sweat visible on its brow.

Zoomed in even closer on creature and door. No text at top of frame is visible. The sphere creature is visibly struggling to keep the door closed. It's still smiling but the expression is pained and it is sweating profusely. No letter is visible but it can be heard through the door saying, “CLIMATE CHAN—” before the letters get cut off.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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A smiling cute creature shaped like a sphere enters frame saying, “Hey kids! Let’s learn our ABC’s”. There is a blue door in the distance.

Text at top of frame: “A is for…”. A large letter A appears through the door saying, “AIR POLLUTION”. Sphere creature is still smiling.

Zoomed in closer on creature and door. Text at top of frame, but slightly cut off: “B is for…“. A large letter B saying “BIODIVERSITY LOSS” is attempting to enter through the door but is being pushed back in by the sphere creature. The sphere creature is still smiling but there are several beads of sweat visible on its brow.

Zoomed in even closer on creature and door. No text at top of frame is visible. The sphere creature is visibly struggling to keep the door closed. It's still smiling but the expression is pained and it is sweating profusely. No letter is visible but it can be heard through the door saying, “CLIMATE CHAN—” before the letters get cut off.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
So glad you got it done!
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Yes great mention! I actually did Cologuard first and it came back positive which prompted colonoscopy but yeah it’s a great first step. My friends and I joked a lot about me pooping in the cute cartoon box from the commercial 😆
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Also shoutout to all healthcare professionals. You all are the most amazing people on the planet. I have no idea how you do what you do but I’m so grateful for you. Thank you. ❤️
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Also consume lots of fiber! I was doing the gummies but doc said those are mostly useless so I’ve switched to the powder. A fiber-rich diet can help reduce risk a lot. I wish I knew that 10 years ago!
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
She said it had been “cooking for a while” lol and definitely would have become cancerous in another 3–5 years. Reminder to get screened as early as possible!
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Update for awareness! Just had my second colonoscopy (this one with EMR) to remove a larger polyp that couldn’t be removed during my first one. Everything went well! Doc still has to review to make sure there is no cancer but she feels good about it.
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