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Bips McCallister

@hoomph.bsky.social
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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A scene of an empty intersection in a city with a crosswalk. A red hand symbol is visible on the crosswalk light.

The hand has now changed to a green snail symbol.

The snail symbol has changed back to a red hand and the numbers “999” are visible next to it. A small snail has appeared on the street heading toward the sidewalk.

The crosswalk light still has a red hand but the numbers now read, “497”. The snail has only moved a few more inches across the street.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pills done! I am officially done cancer treatment 😌
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Big mood
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love the thing in Star Trek when they list a bunch of events and always include a real event from history followed by a fictional event. Such a cool way to immediately give credibility to the fictional one.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sorry for using the H word
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wish I thought of this 3 months ago lol
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Finished chemo today Technically still have 14 days of pills until officially done but I am counting today as a big milestone Thank you to my partner, family, friends, all the amazing healthcare workers, and all of you for your encouragement and support
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Update 7 Infusion 3 of 4 done. Cold sensitivity worse but staying top of it with gloves this time. Cut the tips so I can still tippy tap on my phone. Getting through this one day at a time. Appreciate all your support guys ❤️ Get your fiber and colonoscopies 💩
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A love story
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Update 6 Infusion 2 of 4 done. Deferred from last week bc my ALT was 407 😳 down to 154 today. Cold sensitivity notably worse this time. Feel more woozy kind of overall. But not bad. I continue to feel so grateful that this is all I have to deal with.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Year 5 of reducing the temp in this comic by 1º
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Damn you Wordle Bot
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I can’t wait to never buy these
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Update 5 Infusion 1 of 4 done. Feel good. Slight cold sensitivity and some tingling in my hands. Not bad at all. Pills start tonight, wish me luck. Appreciate you guys, thank you for all the support ❤️ Get your fiber and colonoscopies! 💩
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Behind a “Free Balloon Rides!” sign, a person gets into the basket of a balloon. A person in a suit unhooks a tether and waves.

The balloon is now very high in the air but is attached to the ground by another tether. The person in the suit on the ground yells up to the person in the balloon. In place of words the word balloon just contains an image of binoculars.

Now the viewpoint changes to be in the balloon with the person. They are looking through binoculars down at the person on the ground. It seems like they are holding another sign but it is too small to see.

The view changes again to be what the person looking through the binoculars sees. The person in the suit is holding a sign that says “$1000 Balloon Landings“.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Behind a “Free Balloon Rides!” sign, a person gets into the basket of a balloon. A person in a suit unhooks a tether and waves.

The balloon is now very high in the air but is attached to the ground by another tether. The person in the suit on the ground yells up to the person in the balloon. In place of words the word balloon just contains an image of binoculars.

Now the viewpoint changes to be in the balloon with the person. They are looking through binoculars down at the person on the ground. It seems like they are holding another sign but it is too small to see.

The view changes again to be what the person looking through the binoculars sees. The person in the suit is holding a sign that says “$1000 Balloon Landings“.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Photo of a shirt that reads, “Easy Does It” in large text and “But Do It” in smaller text
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Update part 4 Had a CT and some bloodwork today. Chemo starts 6/10. Doing 3 mo. Infusion every 3 wks and pills at home. Nervous about swallowing the pills and some of the side fx but overall I feel great about everything. Thank you all for your support, I love ya ❤️ Reminder to get your fiber!! 💩
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I wonder if anyone has ever named a pet Matthew
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Days of the week in order of word length: Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday Saturday Thursday Wednesday
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
God I’m so lonely
One oblong character says to another, “Wow, you have a really long nose!” The other oblong character does appear to have a nose that is much longer than that of the first character.

Suddenly, a mouth appears above what was assumed to be the nose of the second character and it says, “That’s not my nose—but thanks!”

We now jump to a person drawn in a very different style with puppets on each hand. The puppets are the characters from the first two panels. The person says, “God I’m so lonely”

We now jump to a hand drawing this comic. A word bubble coming from off the page says, “God I’m so lonely”
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
God I’m so lonely
One oblong character says to another, “Wow, you have a really long nose!” The other oblong character does appear to have a nose that is much longer than that of the first character.

Suddenly, a mouth appears above what was assumed to be the nose of the second character and it says, “That’s not my nose—but thanks!”

We now jump to a person drawn in a very different style with puppets on each hand. The puppets are the characters from the first two panels. The person says, “God I’m so lonely”

We now jump to a hand drawing this comic. A word bubble coming from off the page says, “God I’m so lonely”
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Update for awareness part 3 Well it turns out I have cancer after all 😅 Just had surgery to remove part of my colon and everything went well! Feel so much better today and hopefully going home tomorrow. Doc still has to look at lymph nodes so I may need some chemo but I feel good about everything.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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A smiling cute creature shaped like a sphere enters frame saying, “Hey kids! Let’s learn our ABC’s”. There is a blue door in the distance.

Text at top of frame: “A is for…”. A large letter A appears through the door saying, “AIR POLLUTION”. Sphere creature is still smiling.

Zoomed in closer on creature and door. Text at top of frame, but slightly cut off: “B is for…“. A large letter B saying “BIODIVERSITY LOSS” is attempting to enter through the door but is being pushed back in by the sphere creature. The sphere creature is still smiling but there are several beads of sweat visible on its brow.

Zoomed in even closer on creature and door. No text at top of frame is visible. The sphere creature is visibly struggling to keep the door closed. It's still smiling but the expression is pained and it is sweating profusely. No letter is visible but it can be heard through the door saying, “CLIMATE CHAN—” before the letters get cut off.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A smiling cute creature shaped like a sphere enters frame saying, “Hey kids! Let’s learn our ABC’s”. There is a blue door in the distance.

Text at top of frame: “A is for…”. A large letter A appears through the door saying, “AIR POLLUTION”. Sphere creature is still smiling.

Zoomed in closer on creature and door. Text at top of frame, but slightly cut off: “B is for…“. A large letter B saying “BIODIVERSITY LOSS” is attempting to enter through the door but is being pushed back in by the sphere creature. The sphere creature is still smiling but there are several beads of sweat visible on its brow.

Zoomed in even closer on creature and door. No text at top of frame is visible. The sphere creature is visibly struggling to keep the door closed. It's still smiling but the expression is pained and it is sweating profusely. No letter is visible but it can be heard through the door saying, “CLIMATE CHAN—” before the letters get cut off.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Update for awareness! Just had my second colonoscopy (this one with EMR) to remove a larger polyp that couldn’t be removed during my first one. Everything went well! Doc still has to review to make sure there is no cancer but she feels good about it.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Cord lovin’
Two cords are lying in bed. One has a male plug, the other a female plug. The male plug says, “Wow, that was GREAT!”

The two cords lie in silence.

The male plug sighs.

The covers on the bed are now drawn back to reveal it is not actually two separate cords, but a single extension cord with two ends. The cord says, “God I’m so lonely”
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I made prints!
Photo of three different sized prints of my comic The Last Goodbye
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
To all my 40 something friends out there: please please get a colonoscopy as soon as you can after turning 45 or sooner if you have family history and insurance covers it. Had a scare recently (I’m ok but feel like I dodged a bullet) and I’m so glad I got one when I did.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My dog made a heart in the snow this morning. Happy early Valentine’s Day everyone 🥰
My dog’s pee in snow in the shape of a heart
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
When Epstein Island gets a little crowded Collab with @paulgoodenough.bsky.social
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This comic is for anyone who has been treated like garbage just for being different
Black and white panel of a group of fours in a room. Standing in an open doorway is a differently-shaped four. A caption reads, “Who invited him?”

We now zoom out to reveal the first panel was actually a black and white photograph. It is framed and hanging on a wall. There is a blue rectangular shape in front of it.

We zoom out again to reveal there are two fours standing in front of the photo. One is the closed four shape in red, the other is the open four shape in blue. The red four says, “Why do we still keep this awful picture around?”

We zoom out again to reveal two small, child fours on the ground playing with blocks. They are purple and their shape is somewhere between the adult fours. A caption reads, “Because it reminds me how far we’ve come.”
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This comic is for anyone who has been treated like garbage just for being different
Black and white panel of a group of fours in a room. Standing in an open doorway is a differently-shaped four. A caption reads, “Who invited him?”

We now zoom out to reveal the first panel was actually a black and white photograph. It is framed and hanging on a wall. There is a blue rectangular shape in front of it.

We zoom out again to reveal there are two fours standing in front of the photo. One is the closed four shape in red, the other is the open four shape in blue. The red four says, “Why do we still keep this awful picture around?”

We zoom out again to reveal two small, child fours on the ground playing with blocks. They are purple and their shape is somewhere between the adult fours. A caption reads, “Because it reminds me how far we’ve come.”
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hey Brands, I don’t give a shit about your new AI “feature” and in fact it makes me dislike you and want to cancel my subscription. Instead tell me what you are doing to give back to the community and help the environment. This is the only way you will get me to care about you.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
New years
Two faces smiling at each other, each wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1980.

The same faces, still smiling but now wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1990.

The face on the left is now gone, only the face on the right remains. Its smile is gone and its expressions looks a little sad. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2000.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few wrinkles by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2010.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few more wrinkles next to its eyes. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2020.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It has even more wrinkles. Some under its eyes, another by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2030.

In place of the face, there is now just a grave alone on a small hill.

Panning over, it is revealed the grave is not alone after all, but right next to another identical grave.

Zooming out reveals the two graves alone on a small patch of grass. Above them float two ghosts. They are holding hands and smiling.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
New years
Two faces smiling at each other, each wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1980.

The same faces, still smiling but now wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1990.

The face on the left is now gone, only the face on the right remains. Its smile is gone and its expressions looks a little sad. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2000.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few wrinkles by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2010.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few more wrinkles next to its eyes. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2020.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It has even more wrinkles. Some under its eyes, another by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2030.

In place of the face, there is now just a grave alone on a small hill.

Panning over, it is revealed the grave is not alone after all, but right next to another identical grave.

Zooming out reveals the two graves alone on a small patch of grass. Above them float two ghosts. They are holding hands and smiling.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Drawing of a milk carton. Title reads, “The Christmas Milk”
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
*Green Hill Zone theme intensifies*
Title panel “Sonic at Sonic” that consists of “Sonic” in the style of the Sonic the Hedgehog logo, the @ symbol, and “Sonic” in the style of the Sonic fast food chain logo.

Sonic, looking a little tired, is sitting at a table and speaking into a microphone, “Hi welcome to Sonic may I plz take your order”

A grinning Dr. Robotnik is sitting in a car at the drive thru speaker, “Hello! Yes, may I have a large order of onion RINGS?”

Close up of Sonic looking very sad. Tears are welling up in his eyes and some mucus is starting to drip from his nose.

Sonic is now shoveling a large amount of onion rings into a container.

A person silhouetted against some bright light yells, “SONIC LOOK OUT!”

Sonic, with a worried expression on his face, is holding the onion rings and awkwardly trying to avoid hitting a Moto Bug.

The screen from the video game when Sonic gets hit and the rings fly everywhere only this time the rings are the onion rings.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I am level 2 and have accepted that I’m not evolving further
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Sometimes just being is enough
Three different colored blobs float together in a group. The blue blob has a very sad expression and says, “I’m sad”.The yellow blob has a very happy expression and says, “I’m happy”.The green blob has a blank expression and says, “I’m”.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Waiting for the day when there is a remake of The Notebook but Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams play the old versions
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Many years ago back in the Tumblr days I had this idea to start a blog called Megafest which would have been a massive poster for an event that had all sorts of ridiculous activities and each post would add on to the bottom of it and it would essentially never end.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If you have 13 albums that all came out in 2025 you are instantly getting blocked It’s funny how AI people can’t even practice some small level of restraint
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Push back
Two silly people standing next to each other.

Person one pushes person two.

Person two has fallen over and is sitting on the ground.

Person two pushes person one back.

Person one has now fallen over and is sitting on the ground, looking a bit sad.

Close up of person one’s face, this time looking very very sad, with tears welling up in their eyes.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I continue to be blown away. So honored that my work has affected so many others ❤️
It's been over 33 years since I lost my dad to cancer. I was 12. This so wonderfully captures what I felt then, and how I still continue to process goodbyes. I'd never realized that was what I was doing until I read this. You have given me so much peace and brought an understanding I didn't even realize I was missing. This is maybe the most comforting thing I've ever seen. Thank you.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I’m absolutely blown away by the response to my last comic. I made it to help me process my mom’s death but never imagined it would touch so many others.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The Last Goodbye
Hand holding a photo of four figures standing close together. Text reads, “You died on a Tuesday night”.A large white cloud in a blue sky. Text reads, “But I started saying goodbye long before then” and “Sometimes goodbyes take time”.

Figure holding a phone up to their ear. Text reads, “The first goodbye was when you called to tell me they found a tumor” and “I tried to hold back my tears and stay positive but somehow I knew”.

Two figures hugging. One is smaller and skinnier than the other. Text reads, “The next goodbye was when I noticed how skinny you were” and “It had only been a few weeks since I’d seen you and the change was surprising”.

A hospital. Text reads, “The next goodbye was when you had a stroke” and “I met you at the hospital and we didn’t know how much time was left”.Three figures standing at the end of a bed, watching over another figure lying there. Text reads, “The next goodbye was spread out over a week as we took care of you and waited” and “I’m so grateful we had a little more time to talk, you were still so happy and making jokes”.

The figure in bed but closer now. Text reads, “The next goodbye was when you stopped breathing” and “I didn’t cry this time because the other goodbyes helped”.

Handing holding a photo of four figures standing close together. Text reads, “The next goodbye was when I wrote this” and “It felt important to share you with the world”.

Zoom out to see a figure holding the photo. Text reads, “I don’t think there will ever be a last goodbye” and “From time to time I’ll find new ways”.Three figures standing together looking at the photo. Text reads, “Sometimes goodbyes take time”.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The Last Goodbye
Hand holding a photo of four figures standing close together. Text reads, “You died on a Tuesday night”.A large white cloud in a blue sky. Text reads, “But I started saying goodbye long before then” and “Sometimes goodbyes take time”.

Figure holding a phone up to their ear. Text reads, “The first goodbye was when you called to tell me they found a tumor” and “I tried to hold back my tears and stay positive but somehow I knew”.

Two figures hugging. One is smaller and skinnier than the other. Text reads, “The next goodbye was when I noticed how skinny you were” and “It had only been a few weeks since I’d seen you and the change was surprising”.

A hospital. Text reads, “The next goodbye was when you had a stroke” and “I met you at the hospital and we didn’t know how much time was left”.Three figures standing at the end of a bed, watching over another figure lying there. Text reads, “The next goodbye was spread out over a week as we took care of you and waited” and “I’m so grateful we had a little more time to talk, you were still so happy and making jokes”.

The figure in bed but closer now. Text reads, “The next goodbye was when you stopped breathing” and “I didn’t cry this time because the other goodbyes helped”.

Handing holding a photo of four figures standing close together. Text reads, “The next goodbye was when I wrote this” and “It felt important to share you with the world”.

Zoom out to see a figure holding the photo. Text reads, “I don’t think there will ever be a last goodbye” and “From time to time I’ll find new ways”.Three figures standing together looking at the photo. Text reads, “Sometimes goodbyes take time”.
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
One time I got really high and thought this was the best idea I ever had
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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Happy belated Nov 1 guys
A jolly looking Santa Claus says, “Mary Christmas”.

A person asleep on a table has “ZZZZ” emanating from them.

A silhouette of Santa, now furious, yells, “MARY, CHRISTMAS!!!”

The person asleep on the table now springs awake and mumbles, “wha”. She has a name tag that reads, “Mary”.

Her eyes grow wide as she notices something.

There is a desk calendar showing the day to be Nov 1.Mary slams down on a large button on some sort of device which activates a light for “Christmas” with the dates “Nov 1 – Jan 1”. To the left there is another button under a label for “Hanukkah” with the dates “Nov 28 – Dec 6” and to the right there is a button for “Kwanzaa” with the dates “Dec 26 – Jan 1”.

An alarm starts blaring “AHOOGA AHOOGA” as a silhouette of Mary stands in surprise.

Mary, now looking terrified, says, “It has begun”.We jump to a person sitting quietly at a table holding a cup of coffee and smiling. There is a dark amorphous blob far behind them.

The person is still sitting quietly but the blob is closer now.

The blob is now directly behind the person and we can see that it is comprised of five nondescript ominous figures.

The person, now noticing something is there, turns around with a surprised look on their face.

The person cowers in terror as they see the figures. Each one has different text on their torso. One reads, “The Wham Song”. Another, “The Mariah Carey Song”. Still another, “The Trans-Siberian Orchestra One”, followed by “The Paul McCartney Song”, and finally “The One That Feels A Lot Like Sexual Misconduct”.
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