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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 1h

I'm pretty sure the mascot and guy who sprays water at the crowd had little to do with the shit season we just endured.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Brewers vs White Sox would be a great series. We would find out who has more pull with the big guy, Uecker or Da Pope.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He is definitely going all out to prove how stupid he is. Give it a rest buddy, we know you're a moron.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Was he recently bowling or injured from jerkin the lil gherkin?

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For me it's this is your brain on drugs.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When all else fails, blame the black guy who hasn't been in charge since the morning of Jan 20, 2017 for the problems your toddler king created.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

With all of the people who obviously knew and were just waiting for the gotcha moment to spew their glorious righteous outrage, you'd think one of them would have confirmed he was actually at the game.

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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

BARCS announces the families of Pete Alonso, Kyle Bradish and Samuel Basallo are sponsoring a program at the shelter in which adoption fees and take-home essentials are covered by those. BARCS’ MVP Program highlights animals who are there a bit longer find loving homes.

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Iowa is known for their proximity to major iron ore mines and a decent port.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yet we continue to subsidize Musk and his shitty rockets.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why in the fuck are our tax dollars paying to make commercials to fluff the ego of the toddler king? If you aren't a millionaire and still vote republican after all of this chaos, you're in a fucking cult.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why in the fuck are my tax dollars paying to fluff the ego of the toddler king? If you aren't a millionaire and still vote republican after all of this chaos, you're in a fucking cult.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Was it stolen or perhaps a life saving flotation device that appeared at the exact tome she needed it? Drunk people drown at a disproportionately higher number than non-fun people.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Big big creeper vibes if you're rocking those.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ketchup and raw onions. Bring on the hate.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just kept thinking about The clocks in my grandmother's kitchen About the woman down in Nashville soaked to her bone Now I'm walking around San Fran like everything is gold

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I prefer it this way. So many opportunities to not hear his voice.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I put a layer of potato chips between the bun and Joe. Yes, I'm basically a child.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He's just another sycophant of the tangerine tyrant.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A coating to make dry pork chops taste better and a rice/pasta mixture that comes in a box with a seasoning packet. That was a classy 70s meal here in the colonies.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I still have a soft spot for shake n bake chops with rice a roni and applesauce.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm of the age that I biked to the gas station for two packs of Parliament and a Pepsi for an adult.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I still haven't worked up the courage to watch it. I'll be a wreck. I even liked Mr Belvedere.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maybe they should've called out his bullshit earlier instead of both siding it.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My grandfather always had the radio feed on while we watched. Uecker is the voice of Brewer baseball that lives in my head. I don't watch many Milwaukee games but agree they called a good game. I think the Orioles MASN team is top tier. Hard to beat KB, Ben, and Jim.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We needed applesauce to dunk the dried out pork chops in. The fear of getting rickets was right up there with quicksand.

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Boy Talks About Pork Chops and Apple Sauce

ALT: Boy Talks About Pork Chops and Apple Sauce

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

She joined Snoop on my no fly list. I was in no danger of hearing Ed Sheeren.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I paid the $20 to watch the games this weekend and they only allow the Brewer broadcast team. My second team is the Brew Crew so I guess it isn't terrible.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I would proudly wear my Mancini jersey. Alas, I live in Brewer land so I need yet another subscription to watch the team I already pay MLB to watch.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

THIS 👇 HERE.......

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That's the beauty of it being your wall. You get to put whatever you want on it.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I haven't bought the latest book in a series because I know one of my favorite characters is near his end. I'm not sure I can take that trauma at this time.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Shout out to Mets fans! Glad you got to see it at home. What a great series! I really hoped he and Lindor would hit one the same night.

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Dr. Annie Andrews @drannieandrews.com · 16/09/2026

My dad is a Republican. He voted for Lindsey Graham and Fox News is his go-to channel. But he knows exactly who I am: someone who listens, works hard, and puts South Carolina first. That’s why he’s proud to stand with me — and I’m proud to have him in my corner.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Happy $4.50 Wisco gas prices today!

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Didn't they go kiss the royal orange ass shortly after election day?

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