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Ho'okipa Honu

@hookipahonu.bsky.social
2.5K followers 3.1K following 5.7K posts

Never walk past your dog without giving a pet. I ❤️ most food, music, dog, and ocean posts. We're staying home, it's too peopley out there. Get a library card. I knew he was a moron in the 80's.

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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone grabbed the wrong ferret.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is this it?
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is the alpha male all the bro-dudes worship?
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy Obama Day!!
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We all thought he was a moronic douchebag years ago. The leather outfit just confirmed we were correct. If I was as incompetent as him and had something like this out there forever, I'd find the bottom of the bottle on the daily.
Douchebag in a leather suit. Bulging eyes due to utter incompetence.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I heard JD had them ready to agree to anything until he saw Her. The Iranian delegation fled in horror when he pulled his pants down. Rumor has it the pee pee wears a smokey eye too.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Thank goodness King Mindless has his priorities in line.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Shrinkflation?
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Pele says No Kings!
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'll reconsider in a few years.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
So much winning!
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
What?
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Elmo's mom must be getting desperate.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I think he has a date with Hitler and a pineapple.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Did you eat at Casa Bonita yet? I hear the owners are big fans of the tangerine tyrant.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No, but this made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Why is Charles still in charge? We might as well have this guy.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This guy?
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
On behalf of Wisconsin, I say with a complete lack of respect, fuck Ron Johnson.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month to all!
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Good morning!
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
#TACO
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
He must be high up in the leadership. Does anyone have the number for that concentration camp in El Salvador?
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Step aside. You are an uninspiring coward.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Way to go, Wisconsin Republicans. You fucked yourselves.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Baltimore, you know what to do. The O's season is a couple of weeks away. How about a pop up St Patty's party for Comrade Schumer to celebrate his allegiance to the king.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I agree with him.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The original post was mine, and it included Schumer. Jeffries did have a stop dedicated to his book on March 7. It has nothing to do with race. It has everything to do with uninspired leadership. If you think I am wrong, please look below.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It seems he is still on tour.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Did I?
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
We are no better than Russia at keeping our word.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
✋️
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Who knew the ones screaming "1776" during the Biden years were on the side of the king? Did they?
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This isn't dictatory at all
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Well, this is interesting.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
He was fired for bathing in the dishwashing sink.
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
You mean this guy?
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Don't forget Janey's word
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Ho'okipa Honu @hookipahonu.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I was so excited. I thought THE @georgetakei.bsky.social followed me. I immediately noticed I wasn't following him, and while wondering how I unfollowed the third person I searched for here, I smashed the follow. Then it hit me. The sky isn't always blue.
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