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@hoodycello.bsky.social
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Absinthe makes the heart Jane Fonda He/him SF Giants fool, Niners heartbreakee, Dubs fair-weatherer, musician

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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 19h
Patiently waiting to get @megrowler.fangraphs.com 's latest thoughts on my team's HC's completely age appropriate hat choice
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Casey Seiler @caseyseiler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Update: Botstein informed Bard earlier today that he is “resigning immediately from all Bard-affiliated positions …. Members of the Executive Committee of the Bard College Board of Trustees voted unanimously to accept his resignation.”
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you Kruk 🧡
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't have many kind things to say about Tony Vitello, but his ejection today all but confirms that the umps are actively disrespectful towards him. They truly are the baseball cops and they work hard to earn that title
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Filled out My Very First Scorecard® today, with a lot of assistance from Gameday. Things I have learned: • a portrait Scorecard could work... but this one doesn't. No space for extras and unnecessarily cramped • I should've skipped the first page so I could just flip the book for every inning
A baseball scorecard detailing tonight's Giants @ Dodgers game. This is the Giants sideThe other side of the scorecard, with the Dodgers results
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's 2076. A 96-year-old Kyle Shanahan is still the head coach of the 49ers. The offense is facing a fourth down inside the opponent's 10. Kyle feels over his braille play sheet; cataracts took his sight a decade ago. Out trots the special teams unit to convert a 20 yard field goal.
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it just me or are the goalposts off kilter?
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think that's called, and forgive me if I'm wrong as I'm unfamiliar with the concept, a....sweep?
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Poyo! And in case I don't see you, Poyo, Poyo and Poyo
Kirby with his mouth open and half a speech bubble above him
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
⚠️Giants NOBLETIGER alert⚠️ Event details: Oracle Park Vs Cardinals, ⬇️7️⃣ Culprits: Rafael Devers, Bryce Eldridge, Jung Hoo Lee
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm absolutely reading too much into this, but Logan Webb didn't even wait till Vitello got to the mound to walk off. Handed over the ball mid-departure and didn't say a word. No back or butt pat from Tony, nothing. Odd.
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sounds about right
A Google notification that reads: 
⏰ Braves vs Giants
🎲 SF chance of winning: 0%
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
First try I went 81-1 and this is the closest I've got since www.82-0.com/share?id=vwS...
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82-0 — Can Your All-Time NBA Roster Go Undefeated?
Draft an all-time NBA team and simulate an 82-game undefeated season. Build your roster, beat the algorithm, share your record.
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Giants are now .500 in the games I have personally attended (6-6)
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Tarps off no longer organic, gone corporate, officially dead, thanks giants
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This is one of the worst performances I've ever seen by a baseball team
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It really feels like Bailey got traded because Adams, Devers and Chapman weren't hitting.
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Jon Miller is officially bored of the Giants. Voice (understandably) is dripping with exhaustion
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Those Giants, they might just be bad!
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Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Let’s get to 1,000 signatures today! share.google/PmlXPmgv8cGW...
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Sign the Petition
Uncap The U​.​S. House of Representatives
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A RUN!! A RUN!!
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Jameis on my screen as if it couldn't get any worse
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
DAM GATORS
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The fox broadcast team making jokes about the British using kilometres is such a self-own it's crazy
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hi hello I do not want Miles Bridges on my basketball team thank you please don't do that
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Keza MacDonald @mackeza.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This is powerfully embarrassing
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Cmon man
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I am asking the blue jays for two wins on my birthday. That would be my favourite birthday present
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Watching that Shohei New Balance advert and thinking about how him not signing with the Giants deprived us of surely the whispiest of mustaches for Mustache May
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken.  How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."
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Jewish Currents @jewishcurrents.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
"In Hebrew they commented on our appearances, called us Hamas, gestapo, and whores, and joked about our obvious discomfort as people shifted and vocalized in pain. A speaker blasted Israeli pop music." Read Emily Wilder's dispatch from Israeli custody: jewishcurrents.org/forty-eight-...
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Forty-Eight Hours in Israeli Captivity
A journalist captured on a flotilla mission recounts treatment at the hands of the Israeli navy, border police, and prison guards.
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
GOMS BABY6YYTYTTTYYYYYYY
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Buster meeting with ownership has me imagining him in some kind of Gollum/Smeagol bit
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
That's it, Go Ms
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Good riddance, Clayton Kershaw
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My very good buddy and overall sweet little guy Fisher took a bad tumble this morning and is racking up medical bills. I know times are tough, but if you can spare a few bucks for his recovery we would be so grateful. www.gofundme.com/f/fisher-rec...
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Donate to Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall, organized by Benjamin Kabak
Lindsey's dog Fisher was involved in a terrible accident today. While we are still… Benjamin Kabak needs your support for Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Mostly erstwhile Giants who were good, good briefly, were supposed to be good but couldn't put it together, were injured their whole tenure, were memorable in 2021, and Skye Bolt and Steven Piscotty
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
You know mets fans are (mostly) good people because they *still* give Wilmer Flores a huge ovation when he returns to Citi Field even though it's been seven years since he left
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Mamdani has mainstream views, has answered questions carefully, has not really made a misstep, and STILL gets accused of antisemitism because that word has become such a blunt, shapeless weapon. it helps nobody, least of all actual targets of actual antisemitism www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/o...
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Opinion | The Attacks on Zohran Mamdani Show That We Need a New Understanding of Antisemitism
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Happy birthday to my exceptional friend, Sarah. open.substack.com/pub/lindseya...
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Birthdays Are Important
Twice a day for two years, Sarah Langs drank a bitter, brown sludge-like concoction that she called “her potion” in the hopes that it would extend her life by at least a few weeks.
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I wish Kruk and Kuip were my granddads
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
LaMonte Wade Jr just cannot stop finding gloves
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Victor Robles holy smokes
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Giants opening days: torture!
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
What a fucking show dude #switch2
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I see the Dodgers have attempted to distract the world from the Giants winning the Cactus League by starting a completely different competition before the first one finished. Cringe is as cringe does
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Duane Kuiper going through the four stages of grief when it comes to calling them the "Oakland" Athletics. Step 4/4: Out of F*cks to Give.
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Alf @hoodycello.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
America's obsession with egg prices is something I will never understand
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