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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF

@honyote.bsky.social
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Canine on the Internet who plays musical instruments in groups and records for online collabs. Mains: Trombone 🪊 On Deck: sousaphone, keyboarded 🎹 noise makers, uke, pitchy electronic devices, slide-y whistles, and a jaw harp.

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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 54m
Oh hai there uwu
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good luck! I’m waiting for ya on the other side.
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Rhubarb Nido @rhubarb.gay · 30/09/2026
Missed our big @otterchaos.band concert at Anthrocon? The whole show is up on YouTube! 🎶 We performed songs from Pokémon, Sonic, Castlevania, and more!
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Otter Chaos [4K] — Anthrocon 2026
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d Ficken essen the scheiße out of some spätzle! That and some jägerschnitzel— auch ja!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This week has been jam packed with meetings, contractors, rehearsals, concerts, obligations— I’m ready for a vacation!!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Still… Gotta catch ‘em all!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
YOLO *dab*
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apps were resolving ad domains over cellular, bypassing my DNS servers, and pulling down the ads.
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just had an interesting experience on my iPhone (DON’T SHOOT!) where ads started coming through after upgrading to iOS 27. I run DNS servers on my home network so this is not supposed to happen. I figured out what it was— CONNECTIVITY ASSIST! I turned that shit of off and viola! Ads gone!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wassap, biggie?
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Screw that. I know a gal that makes bad ass eyes. You could have proot pupils!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Awwww— we were almost monocular buddies.
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mia could have been well fed that day.
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🥺
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why the fuck did they have to make Wile E Coyote so adorable?
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can attribute that to my shit lighting. Get an eyeful of these!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1:1 with light brown
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve been on a chocolate chip kick lately, though previous batches were oatmeal chocolate chip.
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re so PLUMP!!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Please tell me you have “Shufflepuck Cafe” for that bad boy!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do it! ….and then lemme know how it goes cuz I’ve never!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What the heck is grass?
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Excellent embouchure
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My home Internet service is out and it won't be fixed until (hopefully) Chewsday. In the meantime, I've rigged my cell hotspot up to my home router and have managed to burn through all my data for the month so now I'm throttled to 1 Mbps. This is taking me back to the days of ye ole dial-up!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I bought a melodica years ago to dink around with— and today is the day I put it to honest-to-goodness, legit, wholesome, appropriate, useful, nice, harmonious use!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Of course you did. 😹
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate”
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am very much of the opposite opinion. You got it going on, bro!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It denigrates the worth of your lighter colored hairs when you call them “grey.” Speak of them in a light that reflects the value they hold— silver! You’re silvering!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bark!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
God, I so want you to have a VW camper.
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
To be unaffected by “shrink-flation.” Very nostalgic.
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And how sweet that cool, cool AC was💨 🦮
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Whoa! Fucking amazing!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Find your peace! Meditate and manifest it!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Thank you, Firr!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Oh! Oh! Do a pepperoni pizza next!!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Why do boring fucks have to concoct cockamamie ideas like this rating system for milquetoasts? How to comment: Go To: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings... Proceeding: 19-41
fcc.gov
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
There was so much to love that I would have never guessed that you made a happy little accident.
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Dear Senior Management,
media.tenor.com
a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . "
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . "
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Such a dapper wolf!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Another trip around the sun! Many congratulations!
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Ha! Those and visualizers! I miss the visualizers.
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“Winamp, it really whips the llama’s ass.”
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Cat biscuits? Sounds like something you would exclaim loudly to express disappointment. “Oh, Cat biscuits!!!”
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
That’s totally Rummikub. Where’s the creepy smiling face tile?
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I am! The future is now! My page turning button is pictured.
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HonCoyote 🔜 MFF @honyote.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Office for the day
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