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I sold all of my engine parts and bought 3 boxes of old DVDs with some of the money. My wife and I went through them all and decided to do a DVD and chill kind of night. We picked out Van Helsing for tonight.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Six Flags Logan Conner said he was on the Goliath with his fiancée when he saw the man come out of his seat. “The man started levitating in the air sideways,” he told NBC. “We made direct eye contact with him.”

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You mock someone for being vegan who isn't vegan. Your wife is vegetarian. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

At the swap meet in Wahoo, Nebraska.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"The women at the gym dress like whores" "That's the only way to describe it" What The Fuck Dude What the fuck

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Masked Nebraskan has spoken and it has been decided, I'm leaving it!

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Should I paint this air cleaner or just clean it up and leave it?

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The word of the day is ballsmanship

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Give Harper Murray the Heisman!

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My wife fell into a mole hole while mowing. It took 8 bags of soil to fill it. Moles are digging under the back of my garage. They moved the rock I put there to prevent them from digging under the garage. The mole runs are often too deep for traps. Smoke and poison only keep them away temporarily.

My foot in a mole hole near the hole my wife fell into.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A coworker walks into the office and says "Grand Island" and shakes his head. That's all that needed to be said.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Who thought the Iowa State Nittany Lions would win the Big 10?

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pennsylvania State University is getting the Nittany Lion beat out of it.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you wear a Jesus shirt with a cross made of nails, I assume you beat your wife.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

John Baylor quotes: Harper Murray covering the floor better than polyurethane.

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Dave Sund @davesund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ll just say this about some of these TV ads: if you think Lynne Walz is a bad person that says a hell of a lot more about your character than it does her. But if you think being kind to trans people is a character flaw, I guess we already know about your character.

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Dave Sund @davesund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The cynic in me doesn’t think Nebraska will actually elect a genuinely decent person as Governor. But I really really hope they prove me wrong.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm pretty sure Billy Bob at the Trump store in Red Cloud sold Fuck Joe Biden flags.

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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Your regularly scheduled programming will return tomorrow in its usual time slot. We apologize for the interruption and will punish those responsible.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's going to be really hard to beat the Kansas City Refs.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Raiiiiderzzz!!! Just Win Baby! 3-0

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We hear you Nebraska. Husker! Power! Husker! Power!

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Dave Sund @davesund.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Basically every Republican ad is like “(Democrat) thinks immigrants should be treated like they’re people. He’s too extreme for (state).”

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm never going to be able to afford any streaming services.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don't understand why the Chinese president couldn't bring those F-35 parts with him to Washington.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When you haven’t trimmed in awhile, but you want some action, you give her the ole….

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No one will ever be as happy as a 3 year old declaring they successfully went poop.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Don't read the nonsense. He wants to get under your skin. The media loves that you can't help yourself. You already know he is crazy, you don't need to justify it any further. Focus on candidates that are willing to stand up to him. Vote in November. Get everyone around you to vote.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Explaining constipation to a 3yo

A common problem for a bear of very little brain and even less fiber

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nothing in the world can prepare you for the time your 3 year old says "The poop is stuck in my butt"

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I saw a FB post where a guy referred to his old truck as Ruth and bragged about how she never let him down and never complained. I feel the same way about my coffee maker Kerry. She never lets me down. She never complains. She changes my bad moods to good. I would die without her.

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Squisholas @honyell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026