honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Everybody else seems to remember Gen X heyday a lot more fondly than I do– as the guy who stripped to his boxer, shorts and climb the flag pole in the high school, is to protest desert storm. Absolutely none of this surprises me. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wonder how Usha the Beard took the news… 030
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No Data, no Data’s daughter. No Data’s daughter, no best scene in the whole series: THAT MAN IS BITING THAT WOMAN! 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Markwayne a baseball fan by chance?static.klipy.comRobert De Niro as Al Capone with Baseball BatALT: Robert De Niro as Al Capone with Baseball Bat 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There’s also the omnipresent misguided conflation of politically conservative and judicially conservative that seems to affect most, regardless of their own personal political bent. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Been puzzled by the oxymoronic phrase “luxury utility vehicle” for years now. 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And he’d cry and beg just like Davy Crockett did… 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wanna not see some trauma? Let em hit a missile into Donald Trump or Steven Miller… 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Steamers would be better. 020
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not as good as this wayfair ad I got a couple years ago. 0230
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh right, it needs to be said today: FUCK TED CRUZ. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is my favorite one of all those food pics. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My girls are adults now and I don’t know if my parents will ever see them again. They’ve both moved away for college and jobs and seems like there’s about zero chance grandma and grandpa are ever gonna venture off their dirt road. 020
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Folks got cozy after retiring and moving back to the farm. Meanwhile raised two kids here while working 50+ wks, coaching soccer, ferrying dance classes, etc., and semi-annual Iowa visits. Folks haven’t been here in 15 years. Yesterday “you haven’t called in a long time.” Well, ma, neither have you… 130
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Doesn’t look like a urinal either, but it’ll do… 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had an ‘86 and wish I’d never given it up. 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bet not as much as the guy who somehow lost his socks between the house and the parking lot… 030
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Apropos of nothing, maybe, but otherwise I trust- as a pedestrian, cyclist, and fed river- AVs more than the random human in almost all circumstances, insofar as it affects my ability to game my response in various traffic scenarios. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I was 7 I remember a news story on TV about loggers losing their jobs in Oregon… and while it was compelling I know my immediate emotional response was “but you’re cutting down the trees.” 100
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nextdoor is the never ending gobstopper of social media lunacy. I have a thread saved somewhere from a lady bitching about a filet-o-fish from the burnet rd. McDonald’s, where she said- verbatim- “In all the times I’ve asked to speak to a manager nobody has ever refused to do so, until now.” 050
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thank you for your use of “dickhead.” It’s vitally important that we perpetuate the most succinct pejorative in all the English language. 110
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Slather a little dillo aioli on there and that’s a great festival food value! 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s about 6 feet too high. 030
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That 19 dollar burger is 35 now. 130
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ted Cruz back there grinning like the obsequious hemorrhoid pillow he is. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In case nobody’s said it today: FUCK TED CRUZ. 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Verde and Finns… Precourt must have some DNA or something. Ring, Leo, now this guy… 020
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You misspelled “impale.” 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sorry, sucks. Couple years ago I somehow made it through TSA in Austin, O’Hare, and Logan with my benchmade that I’d forgotten was in my backpack. Only when I was coming back through Hartford did they find it. I had no option to forfeit it, and it was a discontinued model… 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Champs Elysees is now completely interchangeable with every single Galleria-esque American “elevated” shopping development. As is Grafton Street, same for the Banhoffatrasse in Zurich, Neuhauserstraße in Munich… 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is a deeply unfortunate turn events and hopefully fizzles quickly. 011
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just spotted this in Pasadena. 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If Dems win power Stephen Miller should be drawn and quartered. 110
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comCamel Foot Close-Up by iggydrALT: Camel Foot Close-Up by iggydr 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There are absolutely more than 8 of these on the road. I see multiple daily. If there were 8 Oscar Meyer weinermobiles on Austin roads you wouldn’t notice them nearly as often. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Dems wanna trans your kids! I just wanna make love to them! 021
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026All 8 must be in my neighborhood. Jesus I’m sick of seeing these ugly motherfuckers. 020
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My mother’s birthplace. (Not the water tower.) 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Lmao- I am one. Wouldn’t admit it while I was in that room though. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’ll never forget being in the CdG customs exit hall in late COVID, room packed with 1000+ travelers, lines barely moving. Maybe 5-10% Americans in the room, but 100% of the audible complaining about waiting. 100
