honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There are absolutely more than 8 of these on the road. I see multiple daily. If there were 8 Oscar Meyer weinermobiles on Austin roads you wouldn’t notice them nearly as often. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is so American, man: an amusement park full of angry people. 002
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As somebody who’s donated to James Talarico (not… a lot, but enough), who will vote for James Talarico, and who believes he is an inherently decent human being… and who understands why this is happening… the hourly “Satan is at your doorstep“ emails imploring me to donate more are a little much. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Guilherme Biro to miss this Saturday’s #austinfc derby match with @fcdallas.bsky.social due to being who he is in the Vancouver game. 140
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If the word “hater” is part of your vocabulary your emotional development stopped at 15. Maybe recognize that, there’s a fix. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Been cold plunging in beef tallow for almost a year now. Come at me, cucks, you can’t handle this king energy. 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“ Would you like daily harassment for the rest of your natural life?… I mean an e-receipt?” 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Some people have dogs that watch TV. I had two that couldn’t even comprehend that I was on the other side of a piece of glass. I miss them both, terribly. #internationaldogday 020
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Does everybody have to say something? 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026That this papyrus street sign is still in place in downtown 15+ years on is… something. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This rage addicted, lard assed, jobless alcoholic has 25,000 followers. Houston, we may have a problem.facebook.comFacebook 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Things that end up amounting to squat, example 9000: www.austinfc.com/academy/psv-...austinfc.comAcademy | Austin FCAll the latest Academy updates and information for Austin FC 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Bob Roll trying to pronounce “Monmartre” like Clark Griswold ordering with his Casio translator… 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Btw- can we call curtains on the Ted Lasso romance now, since Sudekis gladly participated in that Vegas halftime in character? 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What a beautiful head of hair on Landon Donovan. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Gofundme to pay John strong to never talk about a soccer game again. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 18/07/2026History would suggest there should be more assassinations happening about now. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Am I the only person who remembers knowing this would be the case 3 years ago when it was announced Honda and GM bailed on their development JV? 000
Reposted by @honorarydballsack.bsky.socialTV's Brent @tvsbrent.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i guess i'm at the point in my life where a guy who sucks getting yelled at in congress or parliament isn't enough. it doesn't do anything to these people. they're shameless and there are no consequences. wake me up when there's at least a baseball bat involved. 0151
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Everybody on LinkedIn is on some friggin journey. Assistant director of water services for the city thinks he’s Beowulf. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Hilarious how the Meta algorithm has just self culled to, basically, AI tits/GLP/ragebait. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Good god the🧂 of the English. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Probably not a bad strategy with Messi having a terrible day. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026English fans are insufferable on here today. For fuck’s sake, go watch the ballet if that’s what you like. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This also applies to… tourist (for lack of a better umbrella qualifier… sites, especially in Europe. You can’t just go to the Eiffel Tower of the Cliffs of Moher anymore- it’s the “Experience,” with all appurtenant lights, sounds, tchotchkes, and costs. 100
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lmao that VAR actually got it right. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Peter Schmeichel is Joe Namath. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Weird how much Enzo and Seba look alike anymore. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Embolo just somehow got hurt in the one place on his body Romero didn’t land on him. #kabuki 020
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Norway’s final third work looks suspiciously like Wolffball. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026No fucking way. Spence drew that. 100
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Norway in England’s area: 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Weak shit from sorloth there. 110
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026What will be the most lasting theme from this World Cup?: slow motion motorboating. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Also, USA fans (in the stadium) are the worst on earth. And I don’t care what kind of nasty shit they might be yelling in liga mx and serie a… Americans basically just pretend it’s an NFL game and dress and act accordingly. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Ream nearly outrun by Lukaku. Lmao. 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026One thing I won’t miss when the cup is over is the tsunami of casual bluesky watchers with the same three jokes. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“Deplorable” wasn’t a strong enough word. 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Well, at least Neymar gets to go out being the gigantic douche we all know and love. 010
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026That Senegal and Croatia possibly had their cup ended by aggressive VAR intervention- why wouldn’t Mbappe’s handball there not be subject? Goalkeeper gets hurt because France acts and snags a quick corner. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026What gets lost is why did the team come out and play complete shit UNTIL the red card? The whole second half up to that point was like watching a U12 game of overconfident rich kids. Only after the card and about 10 minutes of panic bus parking did the brains come back. That’s the real worry, imo. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Ominous 10 minutes so far. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If ANY of the South African attackers has a first touch that’s a different outcome. Also, same could be said if even one of the 85 Canadian layoffs in the box was done without closing their eyes first. 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026This Portugal/Colombia game reminds me of the stories of Bowie and Mercury trading rails and trying to outdo each other on “Under Pressure.” 000
honorarydballsack.bsky.social @honorarydballsack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Pigalle. Fewer emissions. Lmao. 010
