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@honnipot.bsky.social
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The tits are real. It's the smile that's fake. 🌧🏙 Blerd. Lover of blerds | Legal arguments| anime|court shows| trash reality 📺

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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Worst part of bein up late: all the people i wanna talk to sleepin'
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm gone go to the local comic con this year. I'm tryna decide who I'll cosplay as. Here are my requirements fa a character consideration: tig ole bitties 🤣 Bitches bout ta be mad 😂😂
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤣 y'all I seen this video a while back and I GENUINELY think he like her stomach 😂😂 look at that mans face! He in love lol now is there a time n place fa ish like this? Yes! And where they was wasnt it lol so I get her reaction
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been gone fa a month. I wish summer was still here 😭
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just spent the last couple hours retwistin my locs. It's my first time so it wont be perfect but I am feelin hopeful 😊🤞🏾
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NOW I'm motivated to try cat eye 😍
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This!
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤣 listen my man obviously into mean women. You know what they be sayin: opposites attract. That man is a genuinely nice person. Because I want us to last, I be tryna talk to him nice. But sometimes it slips 🤣 especially if I slip into brat mode
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guess who f*cked up her sleep schedule again
Black version of a yt meme 🤣
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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What Was The Reason?!
ALT: What Was The Reason?!
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh! I'm so shocked that a culture vulture might also be more than one type of thief. That's so surprising 🙄 But y'all gone forget again in about 3...2...1
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Easy. OJ. Washington definitely gone call me a slur and get his ahh beat or try and put that shriveled d*ck where it dont belong...and get his ahh beat
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Paddle Board Rave in SLU was a vibe! That view of the city you can't get unless you on the water! Everyone was in a great mood and just lookin ta have fun. What a blessing my people are! More confirmation I want to be on a board on the water
Hundreds of people on a paddle boards on south union lake with a view of Seattle in the background Hundreds of people on paddle boards, rave stage and a view of thecity in the background.
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@theworldofavery.blacksky.app hopin you well and hangin in there
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still thinkin bout this
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Y'all keep up wit the Dearborn Michigan mall shootin case? With #cameronwatkins mans saved lives that day but the gun was illegal. Mans got probation and told to "think before you act" and "I dont know why you need for protection for a gun there in the first place
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Katt Williams Says 'WHAAAAAAAAT?!'
ALT: Katt Williams Says 'WHAAAAAAAAT?!'
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
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‘Pretty Unusual’: Suspected Drunk Oklahoma Teen Claims He Hit a Deer, Drives to Mom’s Job Where She Finds Black Woman in His Truck Bed
An Oklahoma City teen is behind bars for allegedly hitting a Black woman with his truck, after initially claiming he hit an animal. Police say the
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Its definitely Portland.
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm tryna make a new set a nails and I'm thinkin of doin a set of the changin sky now we headed into fall. Here are my testers and I'm so proud of my clouds 😍💅🏾 #nailwars
Grey press-on nail with grey clouds, next to a grey-blue nail with white and grey clouds, next to a deep blue nail with white clouds, next to a sky blue nail with a white cloud
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Be sure to check the laws in your state re: collectin rain water. Lots of states make rain water collection illegal. They say the water belongs to the state 🙄
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Doin a cleanse today. I warned my people. Good luck everyone else 🤣
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So they just admittin they don't know the purpose of eyelashes 🤦🏾‍♀️ cant wait fa them to find out.
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bootsriley.bsky.social @bootsriley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There are 750 screens in the film market labeled "the Caribbean". A majority Black audience and Black-led films do well there. Not tracked by Box Office Mojo or The Numbers. Should be listed under "international". If tracked, it'd prove Black-led casts to be more lucrative & we'd get more.
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm goin ta be chaos.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 11/09/2026
Mayor Wilson Accused of Being Witch After Making Both Route 8 Bus and Denny Car Traffic Faster: tinyurl.com/36wtxy7u
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson dressed in a black witch hat and dress looking down at a spell book with her hand over a chalice holding red liquid as green smoke arises around it. Behind her is the Route 8 bus and its bus-only lane as well as urbanist supporters of the project.
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gonna start my day off wit big back activities 👅
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This why i only ride the link ta hell. It neva breaks down @theneedling.com
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😒
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, I ain't sleepin' I guess I'll do some exercise 😭 I gotta figure out a routine
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I keep tryna tell people!
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Great day! Love spendin time wit my people #seattleblacknerdfestival Great presentations and the game room was lit! Love being wit my people
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We laughin the same twin 🤣🤣 he already tryna sell it?! Whatchu mean?! You want to keep yo privacy?!? Naaah we in this togetha
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jasmine. No.
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Probably fa the best. She clearly wasn't wantin him anymore. A lot of women no longer get turned on once they lose respect.
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this was a very visceral and horrifying police report to read through.
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Florida ‘Deputy of the Year’ Used Flock to Stalk Ex, Held Gun in Her Mouth, Did a Nazi Salute
The deputy resigned after an investigation uncovered an alleged history of racism, stalking, and sexual abuse.
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fuck her.
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How come ain't nobody tell me #1000lbroomies is back?! Y'all watchin?
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Whatch'all up ta
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just wide awake lookin fa bras. Why they sell the liftin' bras only in small titty sizes??!! Who's stupid ahh idea was that?!
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Same. Slept fa an hour and a half earlier and now I'll be up till 3 hours before I gotta go ta work 😒 guess I'll work on a new seta nails
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stayin' at an airbnb and bein told you can only have 3 alcoholic beverages a night is WILD! And now I know you watchin me.
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bout to turn on Dark Crystal... again
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck Miley.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kinda seems like everyone sorta forgot that the U.S. kidnapped the president of Venezuela and he’s still locked up in Brooklyn. He’s been there for almost 9 months.
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Flock takes their privacy very seriously. But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways. Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My man retwisted my locs tonight fa the first time. I was so turned on hehehe
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Called the fraud dept today bout a charge I was tryin ta make: Them: can I ask what this charge is for? Me: why? I made it. Them: standard question ma'am. Me: oh! Well then no you cant ask what it's fa. Dafuq
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I throughly enjoy work days where I get to flex 💪🏾 my real estate/title muscles 👅wit these attorneys
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Buxom Crime Brûlée @honnipot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They got the bread y'all 😭
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