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@honkoopie.bsky.social
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if the ‘untitled goose game’ was person. honk honk, felicia

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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
just had a plan to save democracy: we feed elon to shai-hulud so we can all find out what those little glowing blue lights in his tummy are, once n for all.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 28/02/2025
the frozen food companies are lying to you. fish don't really have fingers. wake up.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
here is a pickup line 2 attract someone who is into planes: hello plane enjoyer, at 10 nautical miles approach, i can land an a320 at -84 feet per minute on the REGULAR. #noautopilot #nowheelbrakes #allreversethrust u can say the hashtags out loud. this should get u very much attention.
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Miss Gender @girldrawsghosts.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
so much of what is happening right now boils down to “I don’t want to limit the powers of a billionaire in case I myself become a billionaire” It is a uniquely American mindset And it is insane
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Nice to Zagreb in #xplane in #vr overlooking the Apennine mountains
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
pushback at 6pm from Nice in my trusty 737-800 in vr
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Austmitch Tavlander @austmitchtavlander.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
if #xplane12 is too laggy for you in vr, jump on #xplane11. It’s even more smooth than #aeroflyfs4. Sorry Aerofly u r still my love but I want to feel the wind and get rained on. Also ATC is dope.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I got a question for u #networking and #homelab peoples. Say u have #proxmox n run like 10 VMs with unique IPs. If u get a new #router, do all VMs get new IP addresses and i need to update all the .conf files? or will everything stay the same and be happy? explain me like im a duck
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
lamborgini mercy drink some water if u thirsty
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
holy shit browsing “What’s Hot” is a ride we go from us politics to gay porn. from Joe Biden to jockstrap. The whiplash is both numerous and plentiful.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i am make the christmas ornaments with clay from THE GROUND. these r little vegetal jewelries we give balsam firs after we decapitate them and keep them hostage in the living room so that we may put the consumer goods underneath and sing songs.
a Christmas ornament looking very festive and in the surprising but captivating form of a goose. There are some clay tools lying to the side of it. I guess they’re made of bamboo.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
What kinds of home server services are u people running on your homelabs???
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
thanksgivin b the only holiday where its socially acceptable to put bread and veggies up a birds ass.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
mfw wen i find out devilled eggs r just regular eggs n not literal satan spawn 😞
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i crash my fpv drone into pavement as a science experiment
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
my wife gives me a goodbye kiss before i go to the bathroom in case this ones the one.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
seriously help there is a deer taxiing on the runway i m not equipped for this type of flight sim experience
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i just tried to add a new plane to xplane wat is happening
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
kendricks new album is a bop btw
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i went to a lighthouse n i got real close because it was daytime n i couldn’t see the light so that was a little bit of a bummer but i am much better now thank u
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Type of vibe I’m on today
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
built this baddie. At-st walker on Hoth.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
wat happens when the vc money for running Bluesky runs out? CEO said no ads and no AI data harvesting. I’m genuinely curious.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
u ever look at a tree one day and be like “damn. i wish i was this tree. this tree doesn’t need to do laundry or get root canals. why cant i be this tree instead???”
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
hey psst its me, ur moon
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i made a lego Star Wars droideka out of spare parts
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
i made a lego star wars y wing bomber out of spare parts
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
what if instead of unsolicited dick pics, todays men sent tree pics. “hey gretelda, u r looking so very nice today this is a pine tree from a very suggestive angle i hope u like it and pay more attention to me”
a pine tree from a very suggestive angle
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
o sheesh yall its the moon #astrophotography #space
A full moon at night
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Per Aspera Ad Astra @grzyb2063.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If you ever get lost in the Milky Way galaxy, here is a map.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
im about to start divinity original sin 2. baldurs gate 3 was a serious bop and the whole campaign took me over 150 hours to complete. thinking of being an evil bard who wears no clothes.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i made a lego star wars republic fighter tank out of spare parts
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
in my quarter life crisis, i bought so many legos. a lady had a big tub for very cheap. she was very nice. the legos were very gross. there were so many fake lego pieces mixed in too. i captured the imposters in a bag and figured id give it away to charity but i can’t do that. its crime.
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i built a lego star wars clone walker out of spare parts.
a Lego clone walker made out of random pieces. My mom says it’s cool
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
dark sky with milky way band and some mountains. the sign said that photography is illegal here but the pleiades nebula aint no snitch #astronomy #stars #galaxy #longexposure
Mountains at night with stars and the Milky Way galaxy in the background
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
my pet mushrooms are growing! so small. so fragile. they will all be named samantha. #fungi
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
here’s my hot take of the evening: joker folie a deux was actually decent if u watch it with the idea that arthur fleck is just a sad disturbed guy that got internet famous when he popped and then tried acting the part and every musical scene is his interpretation of things as a “performer”
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
getting judged by a green pepper hits different ngl
A judgemental green pepper with a face that says “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed in you”
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
i visited one of mark zuckerbergs unlicensed daycare centers to defend a client in #vr #meta #horizons #democracy #court
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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
someone told me to “seek help” but i went and seeked kelp instead. whos laughing now, deborah? #nature #ocean #shitpost #kelp
Kelp plants underwater.
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