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Evil Sam, bridal edition

@honeyedbard.bsky.social
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Sam | 30+ | she/her | evil cat lady | lolita fashion 🎀 | draw, complain & videogame | 2027 bride

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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 15h
Also holy shit midwesterners have truly perfected the basement as a 3rd space within ur home. I love my girl pit. My powerful gaming PC and all my craft supplies.
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 15h
Gay asshole on his fancy little man chair
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 16h
Help i had an edible and now im being supervised
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a migraine yesterday that knocked me out from 7am to 4 pm 🫠
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man fuck you
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my god i had a migraine today that knocked me out a full 9 hours
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why are they laying on the couch face to face like that
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im actually ahead for once on bills and shit.....standing here like 🙇🏼‍♀️ nothing happen pls
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to build a giant frame and reupholster a chair before October 24th everyone pray 4 me
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I needed to pay back the insane luck of finding that wardrobe on fb marketplace. In return I caused the local Facebook group viral drama post 😔
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So anyways my neighbor doxxed me on a huge local Facebook group because she thinks I called the cops on her twice for having a yard sale
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love antiques I love living in the twin cities I love having a partner that will drive with me in his truck to pick up said antique that will then sit in the garage until I refinish it
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS THING IS SO GODDAMN HEAVY but yay a wardrobe
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank u @ past me for buying haute and freddy tickets 😇
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very excitedly picking up a wardrobe today to replace my dresser.....the ultimate whimsical storage solution
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im at the point where I have to set a limit of 2 or 3 dresses every night or i get sucked in for HOURS
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
slowly cleaning and rearranging my room so i can make it my ideal princess room/boudoir lol
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a genre of fabric i like and its slowly taking over my closet
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning I was woken up by a squirrel freaking out and climbing my window screen
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I directly work with a lady my moms age and our boss is a few year youngers than her and like.... ragebaits her every day (unintentionally?) and its the funniest fucking thing I've ever witnessed in the workforce
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will emerge from this winter hot as hell and ready 2 marry ethan
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I started metformin for my pmos and I already feel weirdly better in a way I Cannot Describe
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Providing for my team at work with only the finest available ingredients from costco
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got pictures of the most recent sample for the cutsew I designed 🥺🥺🥺🥺 im really excited
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh my god my ANA positive result for an autoimmune disease is probably my endometriosis based off some new studies ive been reading 🙃
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey Philly! We need your help saving the Academy of Natural Sciences! The Save the Academy Coalition needs volunteers to help hand out organizing flyers in front of the museum Sept 25-27. It’s the museum’s last weekend (for now!) Sign up here to help docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
A flyer with dinosaur bones and beetles and butterflies that says help save the academy volunteer this weekend. Help us hand out flyers the Museum to get more people involved in the fight and save the Academy of natural sciences volunteer at.  Save-the-academy.org
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brought my lemon tree to my office in hopes of 🍋office lemons🍋
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guess who is actually in perfect health and made us spend $500 to figure that out 😇 The vet called me today with test results, and suspects he has a polyp in his nasal passage somewhere....but we need to do a CT scan to confirm. Idk. Look at my huge son.
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beveragemaxxing
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Still thinking abt the gyno that I saw in late 2024 to schedule my bi-salp who said I couldnt have pcos without confirming I have cysts via ultrasound....who also did not put in my chart that she removed scar tissue, but uh. Verbally told me I have scar tissue in my endometrium during my post-op
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Omg kiokii is opening at moa.............time to actually start a skincare regimen for the fucking wedding 😔
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ever make urself late to work by getting extremely sick and needing to stop when ur like 10 mins away from ur office because you otherwise will not make it
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My mom dropped the fact that my matrilinial line has a history of infertility on me today LMAO THAT WOULDVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW PREVIOUSLY
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lol guess who is mysteriously missing her left ovary
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Forces myself to draw hands
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Niko, Brenna and Teal dissect one of my 20 mg edibles to share meanwhile I knock back 2 at a time
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I probably would've finished my fursona last night but im limited to Adobe fresco on the iPad and I hate that there's no opacity pressure control which is like 90% of my coloring style LOL As soon as I buy the new huion and a new desk chair its all over for u guys
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
under communism horny magician would be a perfectly respectable occupation
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lady gaga used one of my baby names so now if I have a daughter at some point in my life, she will share a name with the daughter of mother herself
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
randomly remembered art student owl (and these types of memes generally).. and this feels like not only from like a whole different era of the internet (it *was* 15 years ago) but from a whole different era of humanity altogether
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love delighting my boss by figuring out something that no one else has in years previous lol
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My coworkers correctly guessed that I would want an iced sprinkle donut and left me one on my desk 🥺
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bruh
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gay people in my phone Should I Its the 2nd gen so its not 4k display (idc) and I have a $100 giftcard for amazon
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YAY NOW ITS NIKO WEEK
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just want to draw cute girls and fairies and princesses and gaunt & dishelved men who have known nothing but torment
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hate showing sketches because my sketches are unreadable and insane before I refine them LMAO........slowly noodling away at a fursona because angel held a gun to my head
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
McConnell literally looks as frail and sickly as my 87 year old grandmother who was slowly dying of cancer get these fucking half-animated corpses out of our goddamn government lol
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Evil Sam, bridal edition @honeyedbard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We watched rocky horror last night cus ethans never seen it and I haven't since HS.....why is tim curry so goddamn hot LMAO
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