detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 4him too good at masking. ppl cant tell when im politely trying to coax them into shutting tf up without hurting their feelings. they just think "wow shes so receptive i should tell her my entire life story." and im trying to send brain signals that say "SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY!! LOVE YOU 🌸" 000
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 6him very easily entertained actually i just had the mental image of a dog wearing a fur coat and laughed 000
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 12hi have an idea for a point and click mystery adventure game and i think i would want to include a scene where youre poking around a hostess station at a restaurant, and the list of reservation names is all pseudonyms that gus had in psych 010
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 14hobsessed with using this clip as a reaction image thank you micarah tewers for putting me onto this next song is one i wrote myself its about humility... lets go! 010
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 16h(lrp) aaaa so cute. i love that comic it really does nail everything down on why ryuu is so cute to me. also him thinking about the price of convenience store food instead of noticing kazuma pining over him 😭😭😭 theyre so funny and dumb i love ryuaso 000
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i mean i guess i get it but also i genuinely do not understand how grown adults can do like online school n stuff. i have 0 friends 100
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026borrowing a reusable straw from someone who wears lip gloss 000
Reposted by detective nocturneBrodorokiHousuke 💥 @brodorokihousuke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026dual destinies dot png i'd occasionally see the original of this around and would always think of Apollo... people use it for OCs a lot but ironically I treat my OCs better than I treat Apollo, lmao #AceAttorney #ApolloJustice #DualDestinies #aceattorneyfanart 26241
Reposted by detective nocturneJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 432556578
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026having mouth wounds sucks bc i eat these delicious things and then i just think wow imagine this without mouth wounds. and i cant bc ive had mouth wounds for so many days 030
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026got an ad for a CRUISE LINE with Geronimo by Sheppard in it.....don't appropriate my culture 000
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This reference image is so cute and reminded me quite immediately of my oc I needed to draw her in the same pose :) 218725
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i paid off a college class on time today so i am going to draw a picture and watch youtube videos about british infrastructure. which is like my equivalent of a roman victory tour 010
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i dont really understand when underwear ads dont have the models smile in them. youre supposed to make the panties look cute and fun why do you look so sad. theres little pink hearts on your bum why do you look miserable. blink twice if you need help 010
Reposted by detective nocturneHerheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#Thegreataceattorney #TGAA Klint van Zieks (Knight Ver.) 222072
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"girl, we been knowing how to draw" is actually an all time meme to me i say it all the time. it's like shorthand for "this isn't new information" or "don't try to school me on this you cant imagine the extent of my expertise" im addicted to it 022
Reposted by detective nocturnevenus @starmimic.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Sacrificial Lamb [ #tgaa #dgs ] 39455
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026completing a section in return of the obra dinn 040
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i have four fucking canker sores in my mouth 😢 ow 000
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026y'know, usually i'd say no, but you lot can have my cookies if you want them this time around 021
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026love it when i see some random out waxing philosophical about afterlife concepts and then they land on "what if hell... was cold..." like its some new thing. well at the least mate you've reinvented dante from first principles and i supposed that’s *some kind* of impressive 010
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026trying to find a place to read venus in furs and i really like this publisher's little logo 011
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hottest thing i think a fellow can be is very good at building little model houses. but also in tv and film that usually means hes emotionally unavailable bc he cares more about his little houses than about his young son 010
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026whats with small dogs and making slurping noises 010
Reposted by detective nocturneSyni @synibread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A prosecutor reborn 🚶➡️ 212456
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026what really sucks about oral surgery is that after any other procedure you can go 🥺 can i have a treat as a reward. and ppl say yes. whoever is driving you home slaps their knees and says fuck yes. sugar shack. but after a mouth surgery 1) you cant chew and 2) everybody mad at you for eating sweets 010
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026dentists are always like okay so heres our schedule for you: we're going to clean your teeth today and then in 3 weeks we're going to shave one of them down to a little nub, and then 8 weeks after that we're going to consider putting a ceramic crown on it, and then 2 weeks after that we're going to 000
Reposted by detective nocturneMikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026why did i draw this pokemon guy 131821472
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026oh, darn, it happened again. i saw a headline about those damn footballer packers and i thought...well i thought it was about somethin' else. 000
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i hate making alt texts for comics i can never tell whats too much information and what isnt enough 😭 and how to explain my weirder formatting choices 020
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh my god i missed jermas birthday. im so sorry jerma happy birthday jerma 010
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026capcom please just sit down for once instead of clowning on me. i genuinely do not need more releases im happy i am willing to wait another however many years for a serious release i dont need this 010
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i loveee the hc about ryuu having a burn scar that he hides beneath his tekkou/arm guard its so enriching to me 000
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is It Really So Strange is such a song. This is so fucking funny dude 010
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i want to watch a really confusing tv show with a foreign language dub of smth i dont speak over it and see what i can just kind of glean from vibes and tone of voice 100
Reposted by detective nocturne🩷💛 comms open! @yellowtrinity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026⭐ commissions! ⭐ fill out my form here to book a slot: forms.gle/2VbcQrxH5bQt... or order a sketch or chibi from my ko-fi page: ko-fi.com/bethartny/co... 03228
detective nocturne @homumiko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026unlimited bacon but no bacon is actually the funniest joke ever i think 000
Reposted by detective nocturneicedmochamilk @icedmochamilk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026bonus: how Ryunosuke eats his taiyaki 084