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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 1h

women will be like “im a painslut” and then tap out only 45 minutes into castration movie smh

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 3h

of course they gave the nobel prize to the translator who did comphet to sappho 🙄

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 3h

on the one hand i really don’t think anne carson deserves the nobel prize in literature but on the other hand decreation got me through a really dark point in my life so basically good for her

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wire mother @echo.northsky.social · 5h

actually, it was attributed to john motion, but was initially discovered by norman process. classic case of tickler's law

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 17h

brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 19h

t4t couple named helen and cassandra

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h

‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-th…

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

you don’t like ai? have you tried it? how are you supposed to have an informed opinion unless you try it? oh you have? what model? that’s an old one. you need to try one of the new paid ones. have you tried the new paid one? how are you supposed to critique a company if you’re not a paying customer?

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

my kink is the feeling of opening a brand new hardcover book

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

they should invent friends and loved ones who live in the same city as you imo

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

wild the transphobia that is normalized in supposedly progressive cambridge smh

sign in an mbta station that says “danger no passing”

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

tgirl named ellie but it’s short for helepolis

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

tgirl named helen but it’s short for helandros

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

i’m gonna start adding the ifunny watermark to my posts when they’re jokes so people know they’re jokes and that they’re funny

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

alito is a pathetic idiot, and he thinks you are one too.

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

if you think about it, medea was the original girlboss

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 28/08/2024

replacing cruising signals with the more cryptographically secure Diffie-Hellman cum exchange

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 19/12/2024

2 days until I see my girlfriend! who puts up with me for some reason…

screenshot of a discord message I sent with the text “i lied babe. but your clothes on. when i said we were doing violence tonight i was referring to the seminal derrida essay, violence and metaphysics
get ready to learn about the philosophy of emmanuel levinas”

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

classifying drugs by which are literary and which are genre

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2025

babe are you tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow bc your tail got me full of sound and fury

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kubie (soweli Kupi) 🦊 @fox.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

thought restoring cliche

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

my dysphoria tells me i should look like this

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 24/07/2025

tfw your girlfriend messages you to let you know you missed an opportunity to reference Funny Internet Meme

screenshot of my post “I think we all agree that there are some philosophers doing genuinely really cool and good work but there's just such a structural rot within academic philosophy that causes it to produce nonsense like what you've posted. It's a lot like what you'd get if you glue hawk wings to a cheetah.” in a discord message from Quinnie that reads “Should have phrased it "glue the wings of a hawk to a cheetah"” where “hawk to a” is in bold.

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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this is not a jug of honor

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - That must be incredibly hard. The arthropods are in silent and meaningless awe of you. Know that we are watching -- when you're tired, when the vision spins out of control. The insects will be looking on. Rooting for you.

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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

hard problem of consciousness? i find it quite easy.

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

just a classic night out on the town with the girls. grab dinner. go to the queer bar for drinks. everyone making posts

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

VOLITION - Do it for the city. Go. SHIVERS - Do it for the wind. LOGIC - Do it for the picture puzzle. Put it all together. Solve the world. One conversation at a time.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.

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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

what i love about scifi is its ability to explore the human condition writ large by creatively imagining how the world might be

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

for real though it’s so funny when you learn “aeschylus invented the concept of two people talking to each other on stage” and then “sophocles invented the concept of three people talking to each other on stage” and those are actually true

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

kind of wild how easy it used to be to invent stuff. like how colonel sanders invented using herbs AND spices in your fried chicken. before him people all thought it was an either/or situation.

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

you know it’s funny, instead of spending effort on this post i just went out and found something already made and said here you go that’s a post without changing it or adding to it at all, and that’s the one that really blew up. really makes you think about the big questions like “what is a post?”

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 03/09/2026

feminism is dead and we have killed it. how shall we comfort ourselves, murderers of all murderers? what festivals of atonement shall we have to invent?

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

i always forget palmer luckey is a real guy and not like, a character in a bioshock game

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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 01/10/2026

working conditions at the missing my girlfriend factory aren't always the best. the pay sucks and management can be capricious sometimes. but i was born to miss my girlfriend and I'm gonna do it whether i get paid or not. it's my calling and damn it, im good at it.

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

come on down to dunkin’ donuts! we got: • terrible coffee • cashiers who will call you “sir” and “brother”

me in a tank top where my tits are very prominent holding a dunkin coffee

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

“oh look at me, i don’t actually care about anything deeply enough to get angry, the whole world is a joke to me, look how cool i am”

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Dr Tacey "dumb blonde" O'Neil @densitypoint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just finished listening to this -- learned a lot about how fame enables you to do things that you really shouldn't (eg write a book on a topic that you're not smart enough to write)

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

“surprise! whoosh flood no popcorn, champagne, money. you unacquired the earth gentlemen boosterd doom released blame. please begin to look” — #fridgle 47 fridgle.net/p/8Bh

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fridgle

daily fridge poetry toy

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RationallyDense (they/she/he/any) @rationallydense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wish I could make a bunch of money by copy-pasting every time I got into an argument on social media and calling that a book.

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

rip nabokov you would have loved neon genesis evangelion

And indeed progressive, idealistic Wind dreamed of a happy world consisting of Siamese centuplets, anatomically conjoined communities, whole nations built around a communicating liver. "It is nothing but a kind of microcosmos of communism-all that psychiatry," rumbled Pnin, in his answer to Chateau. "Why not leave their private sorrows to people? Is sorrow not, one asks, the only thing in the world people really possess?"

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

rip nabokov you would have loved looksmaxxers

Actually her eyes were of a light transparent blue with contrasting black lashes and bright pink canthus, and they slightly stretched up templeward, where a set of feline little lines fanned out from each. She had a sweep of dark brown hair above a lustrous forehead, and a snow-and-rose complexion, and she used a very light red lipstick, and save for a certain thickness of ankle and wrist, there was hardly a flaw to her full-blown, animated, elemental, not particularly well-groomed beauty.

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