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Homie O’Stasis

@homie-ostasis.bsky.social
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House husband, animal lover, fact enthusiast, cat-less man child.

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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
If I were a Catholic priest, I would perform transubstantiation at inappropriate times like, oh- are you enjoying that charcuterie board? Bam! Now you’re a cannibal eating salmon on Jesus.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If you’re going to sell out all of your principles, abdicate your place in history, and betray your community to end up being a scapegoat for failed foreign policy, you might as well go all in. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
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Marco Rubio, Secretary of Everything
The former senator from Florida is now the head of four government bodies. He has outdone Henry Kissinger and even Xi Jinping, China’s leader, who has only three titles.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Weekly reminder that regime change starts at home.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
To make Fox News more fair and balanced, have Josh Johnson host a nightly show called, “Calm Down, Honky.”
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
We’re all webcam girls in a surveillance state.
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Lauren Ashley Davis @laurenmeidasa.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It's. A. Cult.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Cult logic: the economy was good towards the end of Biden’s term because people were optimistic about Trump coming into power. The economy is bad now because of Biden’s policies.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
There’s nothing funnier than a bunch of fat, white, rhythmless homophobes awkwardly “dancing” to YMCA while waiting for their mentally ill cult leader to tell them what to think.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I don’t want to spread rumors on the internet, but I heard that JD Vance killed Pope Francis.
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Jodie 🇦🇺 @jodie.sheshed.rocks · 15/04/2025
😂🤣😂 #SheShed
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I have to admit, I thought Pam Bondi was going to suck as AG. But now that she’s had a chance to prove herself, I have to admit that I completely underestimated the degree to which she is an amoral monster.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Just because the First Amendment protects our right to call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch doesn’t mean that we should call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Using words like “whilst” to try to convince myself that we’re not living in The Dumbest Times.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Jesus looking down on Earth muttering, “What a bunch of fucking douchbags…”
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The news cycle is so fast it’s easy to lose track of the really important stories. Did Donald Trump ever confirm that the gold was still at Fort Knox?
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’m having trouble coping with how dumb everything is right now.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Which white trash mariachi band is this?
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people. Blazing your own path for the W 👏👏👏👏👏
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Corey Booker just Indiana Jonesed Strom Thurmond.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Prediction: Trump’s “Liberation Day” Will age as well as Bush’s “Mission Accomplished.”
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If you dislike Nazis, you’re going to hate Nazis on meth. youtu.be/H14HLxnVzjo?...
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When Nazis Took Methamphetamine
YouTube video by Disturban History
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
There was a good turnout at the Breckenridge town hall today. Representative Joe Neguse, House Speaker Julie McCluskie, and state Senator Dylan Roberts did a good job representing me and the rest of our constituents. Unlike their Republican colleagues, they were not afraid to answer tough questions.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I got a sales email from Tesla. This was my response:
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This warm up act for President Musk sucks.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’d like to crack JD Vance and Mike Johnson’s heads together like coconuts.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’m keistering a baker’s dozen…
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Eggs are now so expensive they’re smuggling them like fentanyl.
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daWson_SC_🩵💙 @dawsonsc.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Historically, people who rule like Nicolae Ceaușescu, tend to end up like Nicolae Ceaușescu.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If you’re going to be a fascist dictator who subjugates new lands through force and abides no dissent, you absolutely have to quit doing the jerking off two guys at the same dance.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If you’re not antifa (anti fascist) you’re profa (pro fascist).
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TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Reagan (1980): Are you better off today than you were four years ago? Me (today): Are you better off today than you were four weeks ago?
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
With everything else going on, I haven’t been keeping up with Kristi Noam’s cosplay. Anyone know what costumes she’s played pretend in lately?
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Old Man Voice: “Back in my day, we didn’t have to worry about 19 year olds named Big Balls stealing our personal information.”
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
President Musk’s press conference today was really weird. Who was that old creepy orange guy sitting next to him glowering?
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
As the military under Pete Hegseth rolls back recruiting for minority Americans remember that black women are the only reason the Army met its recruiting goals last year. Not enough white men qualify to even serve no matter volunteer. They'll learn when recruiting collapses and it ain't "wokeness."
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I’ve got to give credit where it’s due. I truly expected it to take way less than three weeks for Trump to tank the Gaza/Israel ceasefire and destabilize the region and world.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Get ready for a lot of bronze eagles and red/black/white color schemes with… bold designs.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/02/2025
Pete Buttigieg joined Bluesky!
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I didn’t Google “Gulf of America.” I Googled Gulf of Mexico you goose-stepping, boot-licking Sycophants.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Has anyone tried spray-tanning Musk in his sleep and then calling ICE? You know… because of the racism?
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
President Musk and his lackey Trump are following the Fascism 101 playbook.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
At this point I’m wondering if I’ll ever be gruntled again.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Had anyone checked to see if Trump can play two dimensional chess?
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Trump, as on Oompa Loompa with gigantism, is a DEI hire.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
If Trump wore a neck gaiter he’d have camel toe.
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Since criminals are meeting to conspire, could they be charged under RICO?
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Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
MAGA Captain Ahab: The woke whale! THE WOKE WHAAAALE!
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