Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025If I were a Catholic priest, I would perform transubstantiation at inappropriate times like, oh- are you enjoying that charcuterie board? Bam! Now you’re a cannibal eating salmon on Jesus. 020
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 02/05/2025If you’re going to sell out all of your principles, abdicate your place in history, and betray your community to end up being a scapegoat for failed foreign policy, you might as well go all in. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...nytimes.comMarco Rubio, Secretary of EverythingThe former senator from Florida is now the head of four government bodies. He has outdone Henry Kissinger and even Xi Jinping, China’s leader, who has only three titles. 010
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Weekly reminder that regime change starts at home. 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025To make Fox News more fair and balanced, have Josh Johnson host a nightly show called, “Calm Down, Honky.” 010
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025We’re all webcam girls in a surveillance state. 000
Reposted by Homie O’StasisLauren Ashley Davis @laurenmeidasa.bsky.social · 01/05/2025It's. A. Cult. 159519
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Cult logic: the economy was good towards the end of Biden’s term because people were optimistic about Trump coming into power. The economy is bad now because of Biden’s policies. 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 29/04/2025There’s nothing funnier than a bunch of fat, white, rhythmless homophobes awkwardly “dancing” to YMCA while waiting for their mentally ill cult leader to tell them what to think. 041
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I don’t want to spread rumors on the internet, but I heard that JD Vance killed Pope Francis. 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I have to admit, I thought Pam Bondi was going to suck as AG. But now that she’s had a chance to prove herself, I have to admit that I completely underestimated the degree to which she is an amoral monster. 030
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Just because the First Amendment protects our right to call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch doesn’t mean that we should call JD Vance a couch fucking Cabbage Patch Kid bitch. 010
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Using words like “whilst” to try to convince myself that we’re not living in The Dumbest Times. 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Jesus looking down on Earth muttering, “What a bunch of fucking douchbags…” 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The news cycle is so fast it’s easy to lose track of the really important stories. Did Donald Trump ever confirm that the gold was still at Fort Knox? 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I’m having trouble coping with how dumb everything is right now. 000
Reposted by Homie O’StasisMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people. Blazing your own path for the W 👏👏👏👏👏 1068997049572
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Corey Booker just Indiana Jonesed Strom Thurmond. 010
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Prediction: Trump’s “Liberation Day” Will age as well as Bush’s “Mission Accomplished.” 010
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025If you dislike Nazis, you’re going to hate Nazis on meth. youtu.be/H14HLxnVzjo?...youtu.beWhen Nazis Took MethamphetamineYouTube video by Disturban History 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025There was a good turnout at the Breckenridge town hall today. Representative Joe Neguse, House Speaker Julie McCluskie, and state Senator Dylan Roberts did a good job representing me and the rest of our constituents. Unlike their Republican colleagues, they were not afraid to answer tough questions. 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I got a sales email from Tesla. This was my response: 010
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I’d like to crack JD Vance and Mike Johnson’s heads together like coconuts. 040
Reposted by Homie O’StasisGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Eggs are now so expensive they’re smuggling them like fentanyl. 759153722764
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Historically, people who rule like Nicolae Ceaușescu, tend to end up like Nicolae Ceaușescu. 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025If you’re going to be a fascist dictator who subjugates new lands through force and abides no dissent, you absolutely have to quit doing the jerking off two guys at the same dance. 063
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 22/02/2025If you’re not antifa (anti fascist) you’re profa (pro fascist). 010
Reposted by Homie O’StasisTDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Reagan (1980): Are you better off today than you were four years ago? Me (today): Are you better off today than you were four weeks ago? 38533
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025With everything else going on, I haven’t been keeping up with Kristi Noam’s cosplay. Anyone know what costumes she’s played pretend in lately? 111
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Old Man Voice: “Back in my day, we didn’t have to worry about 19 year olds named Big Balls stealing our personal information.” 011
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025President Musk’s press conference today was really weird. Who was that old creepy orange guy sitting next to him glowering? 010
Reposted by Homie O’StasisFred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025As the military under Pete Hegseth rolls back recruiting for minority Americans remember that black women are the only reason the Army met its recruiting goals last year. Not enough white men qualify to even serve no matter volunteer. They'll learn when recruiting collapses and it ain't "wokeness." 1218230575052
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I’ve got to give credit where it’s due. I truly expected it to take way less than three weeks for Trump to tank the Gaza/Israel ceasefire and destabilize the region and world. 020
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Get ready for a lot of bronze eagles and red/black/white color schemes with… bold designs. 000
Reposted by Homie O’Stasis𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/02/2025Pete Buttigieg joined Bluesky! 1586884777
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I didn’t Google “Gulf of America.” I Googled Gulf of Mexico you goose-stepping, boot-licking Sycophants. 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Has anyone tried spray-tanning Musk in his sleep and then calling ICE? You know… because of the racism? 010
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025President Musk and his lackey Trump are following the Fascism 101 playbook. 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 08/02/2025At this point I’m wondering if I’ll ever be gruntled again. 120
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Had anyone checked to see if Trump can play two dimensional chess? 110
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Trump, as on Oompa Loompa with gigantism, is a DEI hire. 000
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025If Trump wore a neck gaiter he’d have camel toe. 010
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Since criminals are meeting to conspire, could they be charged under RICO? 010
Homie O’Stasis @homie-ostasis.bsky.social · 04/02/2025MAGA Captain Ahab: The woke whale! THE WOKE WHAAAALE! 020