Reposted by Seth Holzawnalex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024this customer just asked me what an everything bagel tasted like i didn’t know what to say so I said it tastes like everything she was like oh okay 59112
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Seated for Gladiator 2 (Gladiiator)media.tenor.coma woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sunALT: a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun 060
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Father John Misty album is gorgeousmedia.tenor.coma woman is smiling and talking to another woman .ALT: a woman is smiling and talking to another woman . 090
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Kendrick album was amazing but i feel like no one over here wants to talk about thatmedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with a blurry background of lights .ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a blurry background of lights . 020
Reposted by Seth Holzawnwet prolapse @wetprolapse.bsky.social · 22/11/2024jane remover special nacho fries at taco bell 183
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I seriously can’t do the mud againmedia.tenor.coma woman is crying while sitting next to another woman who is smiling .ALT: a woman is crying while sitting next to another woman who is smiling . 1132
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Attaching my license plate to my car with command stripsmedia.tenor.coma person running on a beach with a sunset in the backgroundALT: a person running on a beach with a sunset in the background 190
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The way around this time last year I planned an entire Holzawn Award Show & just never finished it…. 040
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Yes gawd open.spotify.com/track/0agekD...open.spotify.comI Don't Miss My MindKim Gordon · The Collective · Song · 2024 000
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Okay so basically Bebe Rexha had this song that was gonna be released but her label stopped her from releasing it but it leaked. I don’t know a worse song. 0130
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Texted oomf and he immediately turned on his Do Not Disturbmedia.tenor.coma woman wearing a black dress and a pearl necklace stands in a dark roomALT: a woman wearing a black dress and a pearl necklace stands in a dark room 0220
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024He ate my heart. He a-a-ate my heart.media.tenor.coma woman is making a funny face in a dark room while sitting at a table .ALT: a woman is making a funny face in a dark room while sitting at a table . 0200
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Applied to Starbucksmedia.tenor.comShrug Welp GIFALT: Shrug Welp GIF 1210
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I get Idina Menzel’s Beast stuck in my head every time I see someone mention Wicked 140
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024What if I said “people don’t talk like this!!” is the laziest film critique of all timemedia.tenor.comShrug Welp GIFALT: Shrug Welp GIF 3290
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Sleeping until noon againmedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with the word hbo on the bottom rightALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the word hbo on the bottom right 1160
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024This image.. would ℹ️ This post is only visible to people in holzawn’s Bluesky circle. 0100
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024This was insane open.spotify.com/track/4He7bz...open.spotify.comDon't ForgetDemi Lovato · Don't Forget · Song · 2008 1103
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Eating icemedia.tenor.coma group of women are sitting on a blanket on a beachALT: a group of women are sitting on a blanket on a beach 0140
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024If I said BB/ANG3L was better than Nightridemedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with the word hbo on the bottom rightALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the word hbo on the bottom right 170
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Tinashemedia.tenor.coma woman says " i want her to know i love her " while wearing a blue dressALT: a woman says " i want her to know i love her " while wearing a blue dress 060
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Me after my beeswax-based lip balm causes me to lose all of my teeth: 0110
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024For like three days now I’ve been addicted to saying “I LIKE MY SOOTCASE” like that video of child Barron Trump 050
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Can’t sleepingtonmedia.tenor.coma woman in a black dress stands in front of a group of women holding signs with the number 5 on themALT: a woman in a black dress stands in front of a group of women holding signs with the number 5 on them 170
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024This electroclash acidhouse deep cut open.spotify.com/track/1GvutU...open.spotify.comPapercutZedd, Troye Sivan · True Colors · Song · 2015 250
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Went to get a roll of toilet paper out of the package & they’re all wet and moldy. I think I like this little lifemedia.tenor.coma woman in a white tank top stands on the beachALT: a woman in a white tank top stands on the beach 090
Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Dear lord when I get to heaven… please let me bring my khia 080
