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@alexrudd.bsky.social
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only here to lie and joke

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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
2026 will be my year 💯🙌
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
@saintzayn.bsky.social don’t you worry your pretty little mind people throws rocks at things that shine 😊
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
cousin announced pregnancy
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
this is a vibe tbh
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
man what…
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i’m still in line to vote
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
this customer just asked me what an everything bagel tasted like i didn’t know what to say so I said it tastes like everything she was like oh okay
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
my impression of every 40+ year olds grindr profile display name: MAKE ME CUM.. OR ELSE bio: this app sucks. read the bio… it’s not hard 🤷🏻‍♂️ I honestly hate all of you. DONT LIKE FEM GUYS. JUST A PREFERENCE. SEND A FACE PIC YOU IDIOT… don’t message me unless you’re for real!!!!!!!…. TIRED OF FLAKES.
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who said a masc dl dom top can’t skeet? @saintzayn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i went to the @alexrudd.bsky.social coffee shop and he spit in my drink for being a carly trier
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a close up of a woman 's face with blue eye shadow on it .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with blue eye shadow on it .
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
one cliché about gay people that holds true is that almost every barista is gay like as someone who has worked in various coffee shops for 6 years now at least 90% of my co-workers have been gay in some way or if they’re not they just don’t know it yet
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Natalie Portman McRib @greasestain.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
me using a zipline
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
we need grindr for asexuals
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
five slices of cheese pizza a cup of applesauce and 15 sour cream and onion pringles for dinner tonight.
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super skinamarinkio @bottledfleet.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
me to bluesky for adding bsky.social to my username
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
the boy in the striped pajamas
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Abbern @uyuyuiii.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
dua uses she/her pronouns…
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
he looks at you like this, what’s your first move?? 👀
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
mutuals if i missed your follow or if we’re not and you just want a follow back just reply please im not being beyoncé i swear
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
us when bluesky actually replaces X
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
bluesky vs X
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101iight @101light.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
God after the seventh day:
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
omg this is like 200k likes on twitter…. oh alexpopstar
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
mom i’m bluesky famous
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Natalie Portman McRib @greasestain.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
guide dogs:
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
two donuts for dinner
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kentril @kentril.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
So i retook my senior photos and brought my ring light with me so my highlight would be poppin. I love being extra💀
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wasian doll @soberkravitz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Looking at his story from insta_crypto_trader166
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lesbo @mcgraggle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
looks like shit
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i think i like this khia life
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
we’re gonna have to start some kind of meme on here that makes people on twitter feel like they’re missing out if we want them to switch any ideas anyone
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
me talking about bluesky
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
we should have a sleepover in bluesky and I am literally in tears of at the thought of how cute and cute this idea is, just imagine it, talk about our feelings, depression, anxiety, mental illness 🥺🥺 @bsky.app pls love u
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4 honey glazed hams @pullmypiercing.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
You look 2
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101iight @101light.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Let me use it in a sentence: “though aiexrudd has Carte Blanche to order whatever he wants at canes each day regardless he has an esoteric order of 35 chicken tenders aiexrudd style and a 128OZ sweet tea.”
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
right now all the big accounts on here are like really smart people i feel like im gonna have to start saying shit like esoteric and carte blanche
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
my simple and natural makeup from this morning ❤️
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uncle gworl @unclegworl.org · 15/11/2024
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
saw a grindr screenshot
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
good morning bluesky
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
me talking about bluesky
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
oh biglex….
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Seth Holzawn @holzawn.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
dear boys, DRESS LIKE THIS
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
might have to liveskeet non-bloomfs downfall because bloomf-in-law just reskeeted my skeet after bloomf qouteskeeted and that’s lowkey shady
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
bluesky university
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
3000 billion followers already oh godsky
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Redsky and Greensky realizing they didn’t get chosen for the app
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i feel safe enough here to finally say that i have a small penis like really small like really really really small pretty much not there at all
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alex @alexrudd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Nice AF Compliments
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