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micha

@holynachoes.com
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big ideas no vegetables barelyhere.substack.com

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micha @holynachoes.com · 23/03/2026
SNL UK is really doing it for me already really liking their update desk
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micha @holynachoes.com · 22/03/2026
I’m going to post openly about this here because she’s not on here but having a crush is so so hard
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micha @holynachoes.com · 26/11/2025
Got some ideas for a long form anti-AI project but also I pray the bubble has burst before I can get it out. real catch-22 but fuck AI so it’s highkey easy to reconcile
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micha @holynachoes.com · 16/11/2025
just started Pluribus. Vince Gilligan back with a vengeance moving like MJ in 96’
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micha @holynachoes.com · 21/10/2025
second time in New York and I’ve seen enough
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micha @holynachoes.com · 17/10/2025
the toys that were working with Lotso in Toy Story 3 really got off scot-free. Ken running sunnyside like everything is cool like I didn’t just see them niggas torture that fucking telephone toy. where were the daycare Nuremberg Trials
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micha @holynachoes.com · 15/10/2025
I’m trying to make a movie right now and let me tell you it’s actually the most frustrating thing I’ve ever done but it’ll all be worth it in the end
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micha @holynachoes.com · 14/10/2025
okay I mean it this time
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micha @holynachoes.com · 31/10/2023
what do they see in paul mescal
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micha @holynachoes.com · 29/10/2023
halloween? it's a metaphor for capitalism.
micha (poster) dressed as Hobie from Across the Spiderverse for HalloweenHobie Brown (Spider-Punk) in Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse
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micha @holynachoes.com · 25/10/2023
will be redoing my headshots in this vain
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
I was 50-50 about seeing this movie in a theatre until I read this. Now I'm all in.
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micha @holynachoes.com · 20/10/2023
who the fuck is playing family feud and picks “pass” why is that an option
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micha @holynachoes.com · 19/10/2023
worst part of networking is that it works 🤮
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micha @holynachoes.com · 18/10/2023
bluesky I’m sorry I have forsaken you I am back and ready to shitpost
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micha @holynachoes.com · 03/09/2023
I’ve been writing with pencil and paper so much recently my finger wasn’t ready for this switch back to analog. I’m gonna have to buy one of those squishy things for holding pencils from middle school
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micha @holynachoes.com · 01/09/2023
do y’all think Eli Whitney had an Oppenheimer moment when he made the cotton gin
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micha @holynachoes.com · 28/08/2023
they’re playing “what was I made for” in the camera shop you trynna get me sad before I make a purchase?!?!
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micha @holynachoes.com · 21/08/2023
have you ever just
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micha @holynachoes.com · 21/08/2023
had my yearly breakdown it’s time to lock in
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micha @holynachoes.com · 16/08/2023
I wish I could eat less Panera bread but with my level of self control that doesn’t seem to be an option for me
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micha @holynachoes.com · 15/08/2023
good on bluesky for not shafting my substack links, but now when nobody reads them I can’t act like a victim of writer suppression I just don’t have a reader base 😭
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micha @holynachoes.com · 15/08/2023
wrote an article about money and what it means to us vs to the athlete that’s made millions 🤑 open.substack.com/pub/barelyhere/p/…
open.substack.com
mbappe money mayhem
what turning down a billion tells us about being
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micha @holynachoes.com · 05/08/2023
bought some doc martens, its time to cook
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micha @holynachoes.com · 05/08/2023
switch my user to a domain i feel so offical
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micha @holynachoes.com · 29/07/2023
is cool clothes too much to ask for
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micha @holynachoes.com · 29/07/2023
wrote a piece on main character syndrome and it's effect in the internet age. fuel my main character delusions and read the article please 🫣 barelyhere.substack.com/p/social-me…
barelyhere.substack.com
social (me)dia, myself, and I
entitlement in the internet era and our descent into solipsism.
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micha @holynachoes.com · 27/07/2023
feel like dancing but the Panera employees keep looking in my direction
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
you’re living in it, baby
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micha @holynachoes.com · 25/07/2023
20 minutes into They Cloned Tyrone and I’m convinced Jamie Foxx is the most talented man alive
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micha @holynachoes.com · 24/07/2023
how I’m feeling rn
The indomitable Fozzie Bear, of the Muppets™️ (who I found out recently is unable to make appearances during the strike)
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micha @holynachoes.com · 24/07/2023
why can’t being the most productive me I can be and sleeping 10 hours a day coexist? is that too much to ask?
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micha @holynachoes.com · 24/07/2023
why have I become addicted to buying books
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Barbies, we have the meats
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micha @holynachoes.com · 21/07/2023
the craziest part about the Jason Aldean song is that the “small town” he’s from is 54% black and have historically voted blue. not only is the song tone deaf, the people in HIS CITY fundamentally disagree with it 💀
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micha @holynachoes.com · 20/07/2023
disassociating in the Buc-ee’s thinking about the job market
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micha @holynachoes.com · 20/07/2023
still learning this app but my first rule for any space is find the black people #AddToBlackSky
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buth hole @anal.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Oh
q: why didnt my tweet get any likes i mean post
a: nobody likes you
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micha @holynachoes.com · 19/07/2023
give me the addy I’m dropping a pride flag in there
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micha @holynachoes.com · 19/07/2023
I had a dream that the lady from fixer upper was the Antichrist or at least I hope it was a dream
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micha @holynachoes.com · 18/07/2023
finally, I have made it off the billionaire owned social media to the alternative owned by *checks notes* Jack Dorsey? fr tho happy to get in the club 🥸
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