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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated

@holyhonedge.bsky.social
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I'm not as funny as I think I am, but I make up for that with nudes @holyhonedge pretty much everywhere if you wanna DM linktr.ee/holyhonedge

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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So I play pokedoku.com almost every day with my husband and boyfriend, and last night was the first time I got a good enough score that I thought I FINALLY had @pupmedic.bsky.social beat. Then he forgot to play. Now it's reset and I'm crashing out because I almost beat him BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW
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Play Today's PokeDoku
Daily Pokemon trivia game where the goal is to fill in all 9 boxes with the correct Pokemon! Created by Doku Games.
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The ass of a very satisfied man who is filled with cum
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The face of a very satisfied man who is filled with cum
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everytime this post pops up again, I see this comic and laugh my ass off all over again.
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nude and Spooked! Today I talk about "They Will Kill You" Watch it uncensored and fund my addiction to pokemon pushing in the usual places! onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nude and Spooked! Today I talk about "They Will Kill You" Watch it uncensored and fund my addiction to pokemon pushing in the usual places! onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just saw someone on tiktok calling out someone for being an "industry plant"... In the furry community. An industry plant in the furry the community. WHAT IS THE EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶🎵 IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! 🎵🎶 There are pumpkins a glowin' And spooky films showin' And screams filled with FEEEEEEEAR! It's the most wonderful time of the YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love how strongly anti-AI young buckaroos are, and the creative community is, and basically anyone who knows anything about it. but dang i wish folks brought that kind of fight to the world of erotica. such a sneaky reveal of how those who CLAIM to care actually dont see erotica as 'real art'
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like I need to be both more gay and more evil. I'm not sure how yet, but I'll figure it out.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gm
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re gonna goon, go full goon. No half goon. Don’t break goon, it makes me know you know you’re gooning and if you know you’re gooning then are you even really gooning? I’m not goon shaming anyone in particular lately, just a trend I’ve noticed in goon bate posts lately.
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nude and Spooked! This time reviewing Buddy! Watch them all uncensored or just support me in the usual places onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nude and Spooked! This time reviewing Buddy! Watch them all uncensored or just support me in the usual places onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New video very soon. Sorry for slacking 😅 onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I watched 2 movies today! "Buddy": this was a twisted childhood film actually done right. "Coyote v. Acme": this was a genuinely great film, and also Coyote and Roadrunner are definitely gay boyfriends with a vote kink.
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Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
x-men97 bravely asks the question what if a group of the gayest people you've ever met were all straight no i will not be taking questions at this time
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apple users give off the same vibe as MLM members, but without the delusion they'll become rich by getting others to join. ... I think I basically just described a cult.
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Out of curiosity I looked up on clearsky how many accounts have blocked me, and based on the dates, I'm pretty sure this picture (which I accidentally posted without a label at first, my bad) got me blocked over 3000 times 🤣
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nude and Spooked! This time I review something stupid, gay, and thoroughly enjoyable! No, I don't mean myself. It's Queens of the Dead! Watch it uncensored, or just support my hobby of yapping naked on the internet in the usual places onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nude and Spooked! This time I review something stupid, gay, and thoroughly enjoyable! No, I don't mean myself. It's Queens of the Dead! Watch it uncensored, or just support my hobby of yapping naked on the internet in the usual places onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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SoooOOooophia @morganics.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gonna make judicious use out of this panel
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's a 12-ish year old kid running around and "tripping" next to people, dropping the items he's holding at people's feet (a bottle of baby oil and a box of condoms) And honestly... the only funny part is that he's done this like 5 times that I've seen without getting a single reaction.
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Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
post-op vaginal dilating??? 😨😱👻
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 30/08/2026
Chiitan wants the world to be a safe place for transgender people a place where you can rest, speak, and be loved🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 love you all I will keep asking for that place until I disappear I hope good-hearted transgender people can live with pride and peace🌈
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just a casual reminder: engaging with Harry Potter shit promotes transphobia. Read another fucking book. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTDTaPQwg/
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𝙀𝙯𝙤 💫 @ezo.gay · 27/08/2026
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Dads After Dark - BustyDad.com @realdadsafterdark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Your Busty Dads are ready for your wall, fridge, and your loads boys justfor.fans/storeitem?PI... @atl-guy.bsky.social @holyhonedge.bsky.social @floridabear.bsky.social @jojostingray.bsky.social and LOTS more
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A frog snuck into my house today through a gap under the window unit AC. This would normally not be a big deal because I love frogs. Unfortunately my cat found the frog first, and the thing she craves most in the world is ❈🎀 M̵͕͆̓̃̏Ȕ̵̡̼̣̼͔̙̪Ř̶̥͍̤̳͕͔͓̥͌D̸̜̫̗̪̦̖̙̾̓E̷͉͉̽R̸̙͝ 🎀❈ And this is why Eevee is an indoor cat.
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nude and Spooked! This episode I am mildly let down by Backrooms, which, as a slut, is a statement I never thought I'd find myself saying. Watch it uncensored or just help fuel my ability to buy things that annoy my husband on the usual places onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nude and Spooked! This episode I am mildly let down by Backrooms, which, as a slut, is a statement I never thought I'd find myself saying. Watch it uncensored or just help fuel my ability to buy things that annoy my husband on the usual places onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's 12:45am. I roll onto my back, and my cat, never one to miss an opportunity to make me suffer, sees the perfect opportunity to practice making biscuits on the blanket... directly on top of my balls.
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Stevie @d3monspaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
*Breeds you* (As a friend) Don’t make it weird. 🤭
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just had an 80 year old lady flirting with me at work and she seemed genuinely heartbroken when I said I had a husband. "The gays get all the cute ones..." She's not wrong though.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/08/2026
Chiitan loves and respects transgender people🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Lately, even saying this will get you criticized and slandered In today’s world the crackdown has grown even stricter, and it wants to divide everyone into just male and female But a world where they can live peacefully as themselves matters more🤍🌈
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He is still there and thriving this morning, and I'm downright GIDDY
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There is a baby jumping spider living on my houseplant and I'm genuinely so excited about it
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As they left, his wife made also complimented my shirt, saying "it's nice seeing a man who isn't afraid to be a little flamboyant" To be clear, I do not think either of them are allies. The vibe was more "so homophobic that they can't see the 𝓕𝓪𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 right in front of them"
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An old man just told me I'm lucky to be working with so many ladies because I have lots of choices... this is after he complemented my shirt.
Picture of OP in a rainbow paint splattered shirt, and a badge reel that says "I'm literally just a girl"
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nude and Spooked! This time we're talking about Obsession Watch the uncensored version or just help me fund my goal of handing out full sized candy bars this Halloween in the usual places! onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's giving "Evil queer person here to put the cis-hets in their place" And honestly that's the energy we need right now.
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is it delusional to think I'm funny enough to start streaming on twitch?
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Kit @2fingersinabox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I lost the disco ball so we had to improvise 🪩 #fcf #scs #mcm
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bunch of people pissed off a friend of mine by spreading his Twitter around, to the point that he deleted everything and private it. So I'm commenting on all his tiktoks that he still has bluesky, and then putting my handle, because I think I'm hilarious.
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pro of new boyfriend: big girthy cock. Con of new boyfriend: big girthy cock. My poor/lucky anus
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nude and Spooked! This episode is about one of the goriest films I've ever seen: Evil Dead Burn See it uncensored or just support me in the usual places onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge
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Highly Caffeinated and Hyperfixated @holyhonedge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I got myself a shiny new boyfriend who wants to start his Slut Era™️ Time to teach him how to blow out backs in the bathroom of the gay bar!
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