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Queermonkey but Spooky

@queermonkey.bsky.social
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37yo|Queer|Trans Non-Binary: They/Them/she/her|Married ENM/Polyam|8 years Sober|Handler to Rudy & Thumper|partner to @kiebepup.Bsky.social|Monkey named Fang aka Banana Bussy 💖🍌🐒

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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 23h
It’s their birthday but I’m getting treated to this beautiful sight! 😈
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy locktober to those who celebrate, and a special recommendation to maybe LOCK-IN for some therapy as well cause some of y’all… need it. Just sayin. 💖 KTHANXBYE!
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Savmink in Heart Hoodie
ALT: Savmink in Heart Hoodie
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🔪Final Gay🩸 @shadowdra126.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Locktober this. Jocktober that. I’m here for spocktober
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Ethan Peck as Spock Eating in Star Trek Strange New Worlds
Alt: Ethan Peck as Spock Eating in Star Trek Strange New Worlds
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since Spooky season starts today, I wanna share one of my favorite recent discoveries. An edit of the TV Broadcast version of 1978’s Halloween with period specific commercials spliced in and a VHS filter added over. It’s been fun to throw on randomly since I found it. youtu.be/O1u-jdGOnDY?...
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Halloween - The '81 Broadcast (HD)
YouTube video by Darth Awesome
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s my beautiful partner’s Birthday! Send them butts, cum farts, and sexy birthday wishes! 😘💖
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s this:
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Everyone's Gay Once In A While
ALT: Everyone's Gay Once In A While
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This HONESTLY could have been mostly Batman movies but my horror roots needed to be respected. Also, it was hard to pick a Wachowskis movie but if im honest, Speed Racer is the one that radicalized me. I’ve been on that shit since Day 1. #My9Movies my9movies.net/en/share/a75...
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gm
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unnnhhhh yeaaaaa, tell me I’m your National Anthem!! Ughhhh yea, does my pussy taste like Pepsi Cola?! 😈😝
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone else?
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Romeo: Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged. Juliet: Then have my lips the sin that they have took. Romeo: Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again. Juliet: Faggot.” Or did you mean a different F-Bomb?
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re gonna goon, go full goon. No half goon. Don’t break goon, it makes me know you know you’re gooning and if you know you’re gooning then are you even really gooning? I’m not goon shaming anyone in particular lately, just a trend I’ve noticed in goon bate posts lately.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Siri, play “Show me Love” by Swedish pop icon Robyn
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not me inconveniencing a man and being accused of violating his first amendment rights only on my 1st cup of coffee and before 10 AM. Who is she?!
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Awwwww, that’s a really cute photo of you and your NEW boyfriend… this clock I’m starting?? Don’t worry about that, the two are in NO WAY connected*. (*they are.)
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Lol
ALT: Lol
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some absolute bangers on this… certainly needed for the day.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Chat. Take me back. @kiebepup.bsky.social
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dropped the load I had in me here at an Olive Garden because when you’re there, you’re family.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One day we’ll film a video but for now, enjoy the aftermath of @kiebepup.bsky.social punch fisting my pussy and then fucking a load into me.
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Kiebe the Puppy: Birthday Pup Edition 🎂 @kiebepup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m not surprised my the IML announcement. When the winners have all come from the same communities with the same resources each year, IML is like any other best friend club circle jerking each other for status.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some Porn for your timeline.
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Kiebe the Puppy: Birthday Pup Edition 🎂 @kiebepup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think straight couples kissing in PTown should be shamed
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Back again to be disgustingly cute and annoying. 💖 @kiebepup.bsky.social
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine me… flying in a suit. lolz get bent. Homeward bound! ABQ✈️BDL (Hartford, CT).
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can you call yourself a “professional hoe” if 90% of your posting is complaining about how you can’t get laid or no one wants to fuck you?
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Will is doing the lords work asking the right questions.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Felt like checking up on our favorite “extreme cum pump inside” poster @carlosverga.bsky.social and it appears mods of done their work. #NeverForget
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Controversial yet brave opinion: I also don’t think Pete Buttigieg is gay. I think he’s actually the leader of the whole “Gay4Pay” scheme.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Twink death” but it’s me hunting them for sport.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hump Day?! Well, I must oblige. 😈
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Controversial yet brave opinion, no I don’t care that the Bank of America executive was shot in Times Square. I am more concerned about the mother who shot her and what’s gonna happen with her newborn. Corporate execs don’t deserve kindness.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I genuinely think men are more affected by lunar events than women are and y’all are gaslighting us. Every Cis Man I have talk to today has been a PAIN in the ASS to talk to. Like, the only thing I can think of is it’s some cosmic event causing y’all to act up.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Really happy I’m not actively dating because if some guy got in my car “pheromone-maxing”, I would drive through a car wash and roll the window down on him.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Controversial opinion: Bears/Gays on GLP-1s for weight loss (non-diabetic management purposes) deserve the ire and admonishment from the community because they’re doing it for aesthetic reasons which is part of falling in line with fascist ideals of body/image control.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Uhhh, @kiebepup.bsky.social is this you!? 😝
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have such a rude/mean thing to say about a content creator but some of you suck on his dick too much that I’m just gonna keep it in drafts.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy Thongs Day Thursday Who likes whale tail?
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m sorry for the things I said in “Scruff Moments” I was a different person then. 😝
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is true, I did enthusiastically say this hehe
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy hump day? Be honest, does my ass look fat?’ 👉🏽👈🏽🥺
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have a heart on 😈
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gonna match a couple times in a couple weeks with this hottie! 🥵🥵🥵🥵😈
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“If it gets too real, you can always turn it off” Loved Camp Miasma!
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When your merchandise is more inclusive than the porn content you create makes you shallow and bland.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I really try not to yuck any ones special interest or hobby, but if you recklessly attack something I or someone I care about’s likes/collections, I will find the thing you love the most and make sure you can never see it the same again.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tops better last longer than it takes me to clean out or I’ll hit you with the Fujiko punch.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character.
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Princess Leia: Don't Mess With The Princess
ALT: Princess Leia: Don't Mess With The Princess
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do you ever wanna make friends with a bear couple only for the expressed purpose of secretly dosing one them with ozempic to lose weight because the other has a annoying bear fetish and you wanna test the boundaries of that? No, just me?! Got it.
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Queermonkey but Spooky @queermonkey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Trying this out…
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