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Andy Holten

@holten.mustangbooks.com
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I do stuff (sometimes).

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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 07/10/2026
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 07/10/2026
Tin Pan Alley
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 26/09/2026
More twists than a Curly-Wurly in Oliver Twist's pocket while he's doing the Twist in the queue for a helter-skelter.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 19/09/2026
Olive from 'On the Buses'
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pharaoh house crash @phchq.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Rather concerningly, the lawyer for the Tate brothers has confused “extradition” with “execution”. Young lawyers note - be careful not to do this in court.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 08/07/2026
I've already read the book, you can stop now. (it was brilliant by the way)
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Game on, Nige.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 27/06/2026
I'm about a quarter of the way through, so no spoilers please!
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 23/06/2026
well then, write the most annoying poem in the world and then read it out loud, several times.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 07/06/2026
Laughable cornflakes
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 07/06/2026
On the superiority of candles
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 07/06/2026
Lentils in space
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 07/06/2026
Fishy ramble cake
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 04/06/2026
unpleasant smells
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 28/05/2026
Will the last show, that was livestreamed, be available to re-watch anywhere?
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 20/05/2026
Are you free Mr Riley?
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 27/04/2026
I just finished watching it (watched it over two days as it's quite long). I found it interesting, even though I'm not in California and have no idea how bad the Hydrogen refilling situation is here in the UK (probably just as bad).. but I'll be sticking with my BEV anyway.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 17/03/2026
They wouldn't fit on the tour bus, then.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 17/03/2026
How many Hales and Paces are there?
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 25/02/2026
How much for 'There once was a man from Nantucket'?
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 23/02/2026
MMM, nice.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 22/02/2026
Nah, it was actually Peter Fonda youtu.be/xsHly9UuQ-A?...
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Clip That Was Sampled for "Loaded" by Primal Scream
YouTube video by mark verbos
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 22/02/2026
I've been denied entry to the moon by the clangers
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 09/02/2026
I can't see this post.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 05/10/2025
I think it's a bird.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 17/08/2025
one is yellow, the other is green.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 11/08/2025
How much energy was wasted in the data centres while generating that AI? Not very green!
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 31/07/2025
Bades? We don't need no stinkin' bades.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 24/06/2025
Upper case, so they really have to do what he says. None of that woke lower case stuff here....
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 11/06/2025
You wrote that for my wife?!
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Alexander C. Kaufman @alexckaufman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 03/06/2025
I see what you did there.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 02/06/2025
Yes but then you get loads of links to porn sites! If you have safesearch switched off, I guess...
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 28/05/2025
Nice, as I'm going to see Shonen Knife tonight in Guildford!
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 21/05/2025
Does the report also say what happens if your phone is nicked by someone other than William?
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Russell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social "I Hate Taylor Swift"
Cartoon of 4 panels

Panel 1 : Lincoln "Four score and seven years ago"
Panel 2 : Reagan "Mr Gorbachee, tear down this [Berlin] wall"
Panel 3 : Kennedy "Ask not what your country can do for you"
Panel 4 : Trump sat on a toilet while typing on his phone "I hate Taylor Swift"
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Russell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
GB News : "Brexit is a good thing?" Brexit Fisherman : "It's been a disaster" "But exports?" "Red tape is 100 fold, our main market is the EU" "But EU fisherman?" "They didn't come here" "But charge more?" "They can buy in the EU" "How would you vote?" "I'd vote for Remain in a heart beat"
youtube.com
"Brexit five years on - It has been a disaster" GB News interview with fisherman Andy Dixon
YouTube video by Russell England
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 30/04/2025
Yes, couldn't believe it was the last song after barely 35 minutes! But yes, powerful vocals.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 18/04/2025
He would probably still claim that his crowds were the biggest, the biggest that anyone, even I, have ever seen.
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 16/04/2025
"He says that he cannot now watch GB News."
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 16/04/2025
Does he not like Harvard then?
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 15/04/2025
Ah, but were you in the Puffin Club (created by the people trying to sell Puffin Books to young folks)?
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John Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Just enjoy the tariffs
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Andy Holten @holten.mustangbooks.com · 09/04/2025
I like this explanation
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/04/2025
Tariffs xkcd.com/3073
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
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Stevie D @stevieinselby.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I'm hoping that the scandal around DOGE will be called Elongate ... and he'll be going down for a long stretch 🤣
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