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Holly Von Sinn

@hollyvonsinn.bsky.social
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As a small child a polar bear at the zoo ate my soother, I never got over it... People pay me to take my cloths off, you can too they/them

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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also I’m realllllyy good at glueing bits of glass to spandex
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just sitting here glueing bits of glass to spandex and watching the world burn in real time because fuck it the human spirit lives in these small moments of joy and creation
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My favourite part of staying in suppper nice hotels is everyone knows I shouldn’t be here but here I am on the penthouse floors
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ottawa is literally just blasting Bryan Adam’s everywhere
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My gig got me a hotel but it’s helipad isn’t in operation so is it even still a hotel?!?
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Waiting for my ride, Watching a rat eat puke chunk by chunk, I love this city
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This shit is real fun
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m awake before noon and like how do ya’ll live like this??
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How am I “doing”?! Well I’m listening to Bo Burnum’s Inside on a loop so I’d say I’m doing ppppprrreeeeettty great!
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I got my ya’ll the god’s honest way: being a queer person who doesn’t want to automatically gender people and being a hick
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My prairie ass is not equipped to deal with sea level problems
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good news! It might just be mineral deposits because the foundation is cracked
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s a great day to find mold growing in your foundation
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m at the washing rocks stage of grief
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
*copy paste lyrics to This Year by The Mountain Goats*
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No!! But I will correct that immediately!!
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What is the horniest song ever written and why is it Take Me To The River by Talking Heads?
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is this just The Long Goodbye?
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Coming this summer Elliot Gould is Odysseus
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Odysseus is a comedic character and should be played by a funny actor. Ryan Gosling would've made an outstanding Odysseus.
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Una McCormack @unamccormack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.” Acts of the Emissary 6: 19.
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is that the cremated remains of your father in your pocket or are you just crying in a Staples for no reason?
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I resent AI for the time it now costs me having to check virtually everything I see online to know if it’s real or not. I’m fairly savvy about this stuff and have been fooled plenty of times. This is what destroys us, not Skynet but the slow death of objective reality. It’s only going to get worse.
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Smoked by a teen Falmer is how I describe my first sexual experience
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I hate that I can take out a dragon no problem but a fucking bear is going to almost one shot me?!? A bear??
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They got that thicc thicc hide
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeeeepppp!! I also tend to get lost in them because every room looks pretty much the same
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Okay, so I have spent wayyyy to much time thinking about how cool those quest could be up aren’t. I will say ones one the dark elf island kinda rip tho
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pleated pants are super cool until you need to iron them
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Something about Go Your Own Way awakes a deep ancestral need to play air drums
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Principal Skinner voice: Am I TOO good at grief? No it’s the (friends and family) who are wrong!
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This summer has been pretty bullshit but I’ve had fireflies in my back yard almost every night and that’s really neat
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“Hold on there Buzz! You can’t kiss the moon without your Marlboro Reds and unregulated bennies!”
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love watching docs about the early space race because its just the best and brightest constantly ripping darts
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is maybe the most Edmonton thing I’ve ever seen
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I too have epiphanies in exchange for large piles of cash!
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
AI can never truly make art because AI is incapable of infidelity, pettiness, and cocaine use.
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ITS FINNNNNEEEEE
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Jesse LeBourdais @jesselebourdais.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
One more pipeline aughta fix this eh?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
[SNL host voice] Ladies and gentlemen, once again: I slept like shit
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Seeing the beautiful weird hippie enclave neighbourhood I grew up in become completely gentrified and NIMBYed has really shattered my heart
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just cried so hard my eyes did that UnderTaker thing
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Come on!! Look at her arches! A stunning display of modern infrastructure!
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The world is actively on fire but you can’t deny it’s a fine ass bridge!
In a photograph The Geordie Howe Bridge spreads diagonal across the late dusk sky her delicate cables gleam sleek white illuminated from below
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Being back in Alberta is fun because I haven’t been talk over and mansplaned too consistently in a hot minute
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
*lands in Edmonton* Uber: so you wanna go to your favourite fabric store?
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When you accidentally call Daddy instead of your dad
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Might fuck around and start dressing like Elliot Gould in The Long Goodbye
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
it'll be hard for the republicans to find someone worse to replace him with but they'll manage
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Holly Von Sinn @hollyvonsinn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
New gender neutral bathroom just dropped #restinpiss
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