Holly dog @holly.dog · 26/07/2026"i'm pretty sure you'd pass the citizenship test if you wrote that down" 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 16/03/2026Handler here, puppy was goofy one too many times so I’m about to make her take her Vyvance - pic related 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 27/01/2026YHIS ISNT ABOUT T4T BTW IM MAD CUS MEN HAVE BIGGER TITTIES THAN ME 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 26/01/2026Girl who fucks your face and then makes you… what ever the hell this is 010
Holly dog @holly.dog · 30/11/2025IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD CAN *BLOOD TESTS* BE CASUALLY MARKED DOWN 25 PERCENT?!?! 110
Holly dog @holly.dog · 18/08/2025Assembly 1 (one) of ears two (2) and three (3) They’re… wearable 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 04/08/2025Real ones know where my #1 (number one) source of validity comes from. (#2 (number two) “good girl” and #3 (number three) trans-affirming misogyny) 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 03/08/2025Ya know topologically these are the same object and yet they perform so differently; one (1) injects estrogen and the other sews dog ears. All is service of the same goal: Puppy Girl. 000
![gets pulled over by the police
"is that a machete"
oh uh [remembers it needs cultural heritage] my grandma used it to clean her garden [remembers to be authoritarian] of homeless people [remembers to be raceist] that are indigenous [remembers it needs plausible deniability] in self defense [remembers to be australian] cunt](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kew5fmp5ikfy5fykbcbsdrqb/bafkreicmg2x53ybw7gbvbqcelclgpfqnx5tdc5cjsucb7gvno3vo74qsjy)
