Holly dog @holly.dog · 23/09/2026“Public humiliation ritual” to the tune of fitness gram pacer test 010
Holly dog @holly.dog · 16/08/2026Podcast where I rate pet food called *Just Girlthings* hmu if youre interested 010
Holly dog @holly.dog · 11/08/2026You've heard of "Netflix and chill" now get ready for "deadlock and debauchery" 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 26/07/2026"i'm pretty sure you'd pass the citizenship test if you wrote that down" 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 20/07/2026You know the amount of cis people being completely normal while I get my shit groped at this party is really healing 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 20/07/2026“They call me a transit bus the way I roll up and kneel down for anyone” 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 08/07/2026Call me a bidet the way people turn me on and I blast all over their ass 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 21/04/2026“Crass? No honey that’s what class looks like and I’m schooling you” 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 16/04/2026They say your network is your net worth and sweetie I be fucking every dollar 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 01/04/2026If there’s one thing I learned from pluribus it’s that scrambled eggs are made with milk 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 22/03/2026Thinking about the girl who hit the 3 in 200 chance and drunkenly ranted about pronouns to 2 trans women 010
Holly dog @holly.dog · 18/03/2026“Hearing the breath leave your body is so hot” - my benevolent Handler 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 16/03/2026I CANNOT be trusted with the female form who thought it was a good idea to give me this [grabs my boobs] HONK HONK and this [pushes my hands down my waist] WOOOSH and this [tugs on my dick] WAAOOW WAAOOW 001
Holly dog @holly.dog · 16/03/2026Handler here, puppy was goofy one too many times so I’m about to make her take her Vyvance - pic related 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 15/03/2026Broke: every woman needs some dick in her life (misogynist) Woke: every woman needs some dick in her life (gay) 000
Holly dog @holly.dog · 14/03/2026My Handler informed me, while I was reading warhound under her desk, that I have won 010
![gets pulled over by the police
"is that a machete"
oh uh [remembers it needs cultural heritage] my grandma used it to clean her garden [remembers to be authoritarian] of homeless people [remembers to be raceist] that are indigenous [remembers it needs plausible deniability] in self defense [remembers to be australian] cunt](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kew5fmp5ikfy5fykbcbsdrqb/bafkreicmg2x53ybw7gbvbqcelclgpfqnx5tdc5cjsucb7gvno3vo74qsjy)
