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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[leans in closer] I SAID MY NAME IS ALEX, GRANDPA

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[leans in really close to your ear] NO GRANDPA, I SAID "SIZE QUEEN"

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm just saying, I make for a very cozy pillow.

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Two people in completely separate moments today told me that my beard is getting pretty gray. My insufferable nonbinary daddy era is nigh! [evil cackle]

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Have you considered that YOU'RE super icky??? (Okay cool plz don't because I know you only said that in jest)

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's also entertaining that some people like this also have a deeper interest in me, A TRANS PERSON WHO IS UNDER THE BI UMBRELLA, and do not understand that maybe your opinion isn't welcome with me????????

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is a C*leb H*rron subtweet, by the way. The "bisexual women and their boyfriends" comment going viral set the gay community back 20 years and convinced too many of you it's time to unleash your stupid ass hot takes about the bis.

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The world could be ending and some of y'all's last words would be "they're not real queers" and "they're gross, I'm allowed to have an opinion" as if either community existing threatens your sense of self. It doesn't. Neither of them is about you and neither needs your permission to exist fully.

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Need gay men to stop having shitty opinions about bisexuals and trans people ASAP

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm just not looking for a guy with a fake job, y'know? They seem so desperate for lovin but baby I'M NOT GAVE MY HEART WITH ZERO STIPULATIONS NOW I TAKE CAREFUL CONSIDERATION--

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I fear I may never recover from the stranglehold that Expectations by Olivia Rodrigo has on me.

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WE CHIPPED THE SAME TOOTH IN THE SAME WAY

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don't think I realized you're that tall! Somehow you've found a way to become even hotter to me??????????

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Dealt with an angry client this morning without crying or throwing up, please clap and call me a good boy 😌

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

- Maybe more geared towards real life, but: asking them, "Does [thing] feel good? Be a good boy & tell me if anything doesn't feel good." - Remembering what makes *my* people pleasing tendencies feel good (e.g. praise) & experimenting w/ them; it's fun to see a familiar experience thru others' eyes

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Def get this, I'm the same way. If it helps, I've had luck doing the following: - Reminding myself I don't have to play any role I don't want to play--my consent matters - Reminding myself that people wouldn't seek that role from me if they didn't want me to tell them what to do

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I wish it was something sexy! It was because I tried to force a needle through leather with my teeth because I am AN IDIOT

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hey, so, two quick questions: 1. Would you all still love me if I chipped a tooth? 2. What if I chipped it because I was being extremely stupid? No reason. 🫣

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The whimsy of this shirt is getting me through this last long work day before the holiday weekend (feat. belly)

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

In unrelated news, it's almost ren faire season and I for one would like to thank the universe for once again providing me an opportunity to ogle hot dads in kilts

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Feeling scruffy and sleepy. Work's just about fried me this week. Imagine Maslow's hierarchy of needs, but all the layers of the triangle have been replaced with a single "no thoughts, bury face in a furry chest."

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

So are we gonna talk about the very attractive ginger bear on the latest Game Changer? Because him flexing at the camera made me feel something.

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Listen, I don't wanna say I've discovered the cure for depression, but I woke up sad this morning and then I made out and 69'ed with a man almost 20 years older than me and now I'm not sad anymore.

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I really feel like cuddling with you would fix me, y'know? Anyway, you're pretty and have big boobs. 😍

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Anything for my country 🏳️‍🌈🫡

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Listen, I love edging as much as the next person, but I need this storm to commit to the bit and properly knock the power out at work.

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You should probably let me touch them, just to be sure.

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Here's the thing, I'll free you, but I immediately get to assume the exact position as the non-human pup and cuddle you myself. Deal?

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Goodness you're handsome 😵‍💫😍

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alex 🐻 (they/them) @holistic-cub.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I applied for 2 jobs tonight that I'm pretty well qualified for and they both would reduce my commute by 45 minutes each way while giving a big jump in pay and probably a significant stress reduction. Send good vibes please? (Also dick pics. Not for any reason. Just cuz.)

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