Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 1hNever had this conversation before but if you’d asked me I would’ve also said tennis balls are green. Not in a way I’d argue about it, though—I get how they’re really yellow but it’s a *very greenish* yellow to me. 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13hI’ve gotten to experience a lot of luxuries in life but almost none of it is as purely luxurious to me as sliding into bed between freshly laundered sheets. I’m not committed enough to change linens daily but it does happen a couple times a week. 101
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14hFinally blocked Slate altogether at Apple News even though I didn't necessarily want to lose the rest of Slate because I was so sick of the constant onslaught of sensational advice column headlines. But I'm still stuck with them -- even though constantly and actively dismissing them -- on my […]mstdn.socialOriginal post on mstdn.social 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 15hGood lord, a side-hustle coroner and not just any run of the mill peeping tom -- also filming family members, apparently. No one is specified but his only children are six adult sons. 053
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 15hToo easy. I simply chose the only statement with a whiff of gravitas -- which ipso facto rules out Trump. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 16hWhat a great legacy in a place you might not expect. 001
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 21hKathleen Turner is so great and this is absolutely the perfect reaction. 000
Reposted by Mats HolbergLundemo @lundemo.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026@Holberg Fox in henhouse “isn’t helping” with egg laying. 001
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026‘isn’t helping’ doing A LOT of work here 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Such a great story—a cash-only dive bar in his basement he’s been running since he bought the house in 1963. Washington Post: Last call? Not for this 103-year-old bartender. apple.news/APR3Te6UfQGWkpCfF_icvMA 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Always fascinated when friend groups dress so similarly it’s like they all got the memo for the day’s uniform. At a breakfast joint and the guys at the next table—all five of them—are wearing black t-shirts. (A variety of logos and such, so it’s not like they’re work colleagues or something haha.) 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026Yelp, whatever. But Bar Boheme is great. Sit at the bar, hope you get Grace as a bartender and order the inventive bahn mi tartare. Then go on a cocktail bar crawl in the Arts District. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026I’m agnostic on ‘Choosin’ Texas’—think it’s a solid pop song by way of country but also don’t totally understand its relentless number one-ness. But I’m also an old man, so. 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026I don’t want to be de-polarized. We’re living in a country with fucking morons bringing back childhood illnesses, being awful to anyone who isn’t a straight white evangelical, tanking our economy, etc etc. I’m not going to agree to disagree. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Putting aside the ugh ugh ugh of Peter Thiel. This might be an unpopular opinion but stick with me for a minute: $130 million for this house is actually excellent value in LA real estate. Perhaps the most primo siting in town: Over 8 acres of peninsula above […] [Original post on mstdn.social] 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026The thing about life under Trump is that it’s not just worrying about what chaos the bond market might trigger. It’s worrying about what chaos the bond market might trigger in an economic landscape that’s already been destabilized by Trump. And knowing he’d still be more interested in his […]mstdn.socialOriginal post on mstdn.social 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Have all of these male looksmaxxers ever considered makeup? Seems like drag queens figured out a long time ago how to reconfigure their faces without breaking jaws, etc. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Julian was like a brief moment of Beatles in real time for Gen X. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026I live in between two couples who seem to be together all the time—including during the workday in one-bedroom units. They’re exercising together, getting mail together, walking together, shopping at the market together. I’ve never seen one without their significant other. And you do you. But […]mstdn.socialOriginal post on mstdn.social 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Looking down and this feels alarmingly SC for a Bruin. 001
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Impressed that Prince William is letting male pattern baldness just happen—no surgery, no rug, no shaving. You almost forget this is an option. And I think it looks good. Might start a trend? 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026This is a FANTASTIC museum—very worth stopping if you happen to be passing Riverside on the way to somewhere else. Or worth popping out from LA or OC or SD or PS. Also my favorite piece there. riversideartmuseum.org/visit/the-ch… 104
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026I can be strangely thrifty at times—like a latent Scottish streak—and was becoming distressed as these beach towels got, well, distressed. Then I did some math, figured out I bought them almost 20 years ago and ordered some new ones. 010
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026I’m not an antsy jittery person. But I’d rather move than not move and don’t always notice this is happening until I realize I’ve paced a mile around my apartment while composing texts. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026More of this! One of my hugest pet peeves. Mandani keeps demonstrating how useless the mainstream Democratic Party has become. I’m now voting—whenever I can—for progressive candidates who’ll actually do something about everything. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Reading that the museum at El Escorial has reopened but that place always makes me think of the creepy way Spain buries its monarchs. Before their bodies are interred in one of the magnificent mausoleum’s sarcophagi, they’re left to decompose for decades in a […] [Original post on mstdn.social] 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026I’ve noted before that there are more Trump voters in California—6 million—than in a huge swath of the Deep South. It’s just that there are millions more who vote blue. And I really do wonder, all these months later and no end in sight, what they think every […] [Original post on mstdn.social] 101
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026A headline encapsulating my fundamental rejection of this trend as anything more than reactionary playacting. Tradwives *choose* to surrender their agency knowing they can *reclaim* it at any time. Every moment of their marriage is actually an ironic expression […] [Original post on mstdn.social] 101
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026RE: mastodon.online/@billyjoebowers/117… First concert: Donna Summer at Universal Amphitheater (1978) when I was six because my parents basically took us everywhere haha Best concert: Morgan James (2015) at a private party—what used to be the Mandarin Oriental in Buckhead […]mstdn.socialOriginal post on mstdn.social 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Fantastic news—always a fan of pedestrianization and downtown Laguna Beach should’ve always had something like this. 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026You think it’s already horrifying but JFC where that subhead went 001
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026The irony being that Ellison was a great name in Hollywood for a long time—back when it was just David’s lesbian sister Megan producing interesting pictures like ZERO DARK THIRTY, AMERICAN HUSTLE and PHANTOM THREAD. When you see Annapurna on the screen, that’s her production company. 010
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026Very stylish conventioneers this week. Haven’t figured out what it is—hard to read badges casually while walking past someone. But crowds are always nicer when they’re well-dressed. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026Hoping—on the one hand—for a blue tsunami while—on the other—worrying it could breathe new life into a deflating MAGA movement. Or: Winning as a Democrat always feels like losing. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026The occasional reminder that Maggie Smith wasn't always an elderly Edwardian countess. Or an elderly wizarding whatever she was. 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026I’m ‘every Bad Bunny hit, all 200 of them, sound exactly alike, or maybe I’ve just been hearing the same one’ years old. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026I pretty much hate everything Ryan Murphy so I’m not watching the Lizzie Borden series. But now I’m hearing the name of her town—Fall River—in my head in a local accent. Because that’s really the only way I ever heard anyone say it: Fall RIV-UH 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026I feel like I saw this in a film class at UCLA. Was he obsessed with NANOOK OF THE NORTH as inspiration for a collection? Like a papoose or something? That’s the only thing I remember. Or misremember. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026‘Virgin Workers Need a Raise’ t-shirt and I’m thinking, okay, sure, while my brain is still figuring out that Virgin is the name of a casino. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026What a headline! Sounds like this woman is a real piece of work. 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026As expensive as I am all by myself, I really don’t understand how anyone affords kids. 102
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026And thus begins lane closures that make Strip traffic even more horrendous just as Vegas cools off and gets busy again—three months* of inconvenience without commensurate benefit for 99.99% of those who live/work here so one race can happen in November. *Two months of setup, one month of breakdown 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026I’ve just learned the Romans had a god of nocturnal lightning and I have to chuckle at all the guys who’d call themselves Summanus if they knew this. Yeah, baby! 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026This analyst is reacting specifically to Trump’s claim that slashing fuel efficiency targets will cut the price of cars. But her statement applies to Trump’s comprehension of everything. 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026It would have to be so bewildering to have a parent who’s a reality star or influencer—someone who is professionally a fake version of themselves even as they parent you on camera. 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026After junior high and high school on the east coast I wanted to stay local for college and wound up literally down the street haha. Seeing the Janss Steps—up and down which I trod endlessly—makes me think of how the built-up campus sort of disguises how its […] [Original post on mstdn.social] 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026Unfortunate phrasing when two of these people are dead—a now I’d rather not see. Fun fact: When I was at the VW dealership in Van Nuys buying a new car on my own for the first time—1996—Meshach Taylor was also there buying a car for his niece. Shibboleth […] [Original post on mstdn.social] 100
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026Mom made me laugh when we saw something like this at a sort of homesteader museum and I hadn’t even finished saying ‘Were these everywhere in the ‘70s?’—a kinda vaguely definite memory—when she said ‘Oh, yeah, we all had them.’ 000
Mats Holberg @holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Funny about sense memories. Diving into the pool just now—the shock of cool water—took me back to the pandemic lockdown. Absolutely nothing to do but take brisk 10-mile walks—I was fortunate to live in a town of long, pleasant, uncrowded lanes—and then dive […] [Original post on mstdn.social] 100