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hokemosley.bsky.social

@hokemosley.bsky.social
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I usually don't post a photo of myself because I am hideous. My likes are eating and smoking with the blind hermit, and breaking the necks of villagers. My dislikes are mirrors and fire. Fire bad!

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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 23h
Stephen (not Steve, not Steven) Miller (he/him/they) is a DEI hire.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Someone should tell Trump he looks like a dead person, wearing too much makeup.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Do you think this photo is Photoshop?" "No, I think it's Photoshit."
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A cashier at a local convenience store made a point of telling my girlfriend his name was Gregg, with 2 Gs, so we started calling him Greguhgah. You're not alone Hillbilly, it's tribal.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Because the republican party has already started attacking AOC, to poison her reputation and political views ahead of her 2028 or 2032 presidential run.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trump, Vance, these guys are all about that ass.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trump: "We're licking ass in Iran"
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My girlfriend said it was the biggest earthquake she ever had.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks more like the pooper to me.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like he's auditioning for that Klaus Kinski bio pic
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like someone built an HO railroad diorama on his face.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whenever I see a picture of this ginkus, I'm thankful the internet isn't smell-o-vision.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like I said to my MAGA plumber last week, when he complained about the price of supplies and gas, " Fool you once, shame on Trump, fool you twice, shame on you."
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This material kills in Wyoming, better known as "The Big Stairs State".
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brisket for these hyenas, while the rest of us get Soylent Green.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cut him some slack, he meant to say "befrauded" the system.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He sounds like an old Warner Brothers cartoon. He's gonna put Mel Blanc on the breadline!
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having a car in your bedroom is stupid, you could fit at least four motorcycles in there.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pepperidge Farm remembers: "Back in my day we called this "bullshit", and the people who promoted it, "bullshitters".
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
quasi- | ˈkwāˌzī, ˈkwäzē | combining form seemingly; apparently but not really: quasi-American | quasi-scientific. • being partly or almost: quasicrystalline.
The infamous Captain America illustration by Rob LiefeldA photo of the Elephant Man. Oops! It's a photo of Elon Musk looking Captain Americanistic.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "Weave" meets The "Weave".
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soundtrack by Bernard Herrmann
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Hey! I'm walkin' here!"
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shouldn't social scientists who tell controversial lies pay a million dollars, and then be thrown into an active volcano?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I wanted Mike Waltz's opinion I'd get on a Signal group chat.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've loved Kenneth R. Smith's art forever. I have to wonder how many of us kids got turned on to him because of his covers for Creepy and Eerie.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's as if Roddy Piper just lent you his sunglasses! They Live!
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It looks the same after it came back up, as it looked sitting on the plate.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you think the White House will just superimpose Natalie's face on all these shots of Melania?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's limp!
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wasn't worried as soon as I saw the pilot and co-pilot greeting us as we boarded the plane.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wasn't worried as soon as I saw the pilot and co-pilot greeting us as we boarded the plane.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's that movie where one of them places an ad for a roommate, the twist is that they're both psychos.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jeepers Creepers, get a room already!
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And no, you cannot eat crackers in my tub.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Carrots. They keep your hair from turning grey.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A scene from Thunderbirds, a '60s British marionette tv show. Their famous catchphrase, "Thunderbirds are go" altered to read "Cocks are GO!" satirizing Nancy Mace saying, "GO, Cocks!"
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Transformers? What do they transform from a POS, to a bigger POS?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump on Iran: “That war is going to end very soon. You watch. Trump was right about everything. They want to make a deal so badly. They called. We could have a deal anytime we want.”
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This imbecilic, serial child rapist, is also a felon, convicted for business fraud - Captain obviously not Captain slightly less obvious but still very obvious.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lily Tomlin as her character Ernestine, the telephone operator, connecting the Ayatollah to Trump, because they are dying to make a deal.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did anyone ask Venezuela if they knew they were in a war?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love how the "smartest" people are always telling us how "smart" they are.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump is leaning so far forward here, that I'm beginning to think that bulk around his ass is just a counterweight so he doesn't tip over.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump is isolating us from every country in the world that isn't a dictatorship, and were once allies. His "Wrexit" isn't a referendum, it's all the doing of one man, and the oligarchical elite.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What did he just say? Can we get a weasel translator in here?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is that a 3-year-old, or a 12-year-old whiskey condom?
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe they'll install a sink on the column and a toilet three steps down, just before the lectern.
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hokemosley.bsky.social @hokemosley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is what you wear at night to the convenience store when you realize you need gas and a quart of milk for your morning coffee.
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